Total Babe 3 Review

INITIAL THOUGHTS:

Like usual when I come to a series I start with the latest volume and work my way back. Why do this you ask? Well it’s simple, there are so many dvd’s out there and so little time. Does that make sense? Well if it doesn’t that’s fine but it makes sense to me. Okay there is a good cast lined up such as Brandi Lyons, Alexa May and Victoria Swinger. The other girls I am not too familiar with so if I didn’t mention them that is why. Bryan Xin directs this film which to me means good and bad news. Now I like Bryan ’s films don’t get me wrong but they are on a softer side from what I usually watch and that’s okay it’s just that sometimes I feel that a scene is held back because of that. Then again maybe it’s me….? Well enough of me yakking away and on to the film!

VIDEO/AUDIO:

Both were well done and in full screen!

RUNTIME:

1 Hour 50 Minutes & 42 Seconds

THEMES:

Oral, Anal, PTOGM, ATM, Rimming (m/f), Girl on Girl, 2 on 1 (m/m/f, f/f/m), Gaping

EXTRAS:

Trailers (double parked 7, sakura tales 4, truly nice ass 6), Hot Shots, Photo Gallery, Solo Scenes, Behind the Scenes ( 4:57 )

HOW I RATE:

I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it, I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like to see: anal, atm’s, atm’s, atogm, ptogm, rimming (f/f,m/f), spitting, kissing, choking, gapes, titty fucking, low amount of toy usage, dp’s, girl on girl, eye contact, ass worship, female ejaculation, 2 on 1 (f/f/g), anal cream pies, and intensity. What I don’t like: excessive toy use, strap-ons, dap’s, feet worship, rough bondage, orgies, more than 3 guys per 1 girl, excessive slapping, golden showers, and anything that causes pain. Of course that is just the broad stroke of things, and I adjust accordingly

SCENE 1:

Themes: oral, anal, 2 on 1, rimming (m/f), gaping, facial

(Cindy Lords, 2 ? Guys)

Cindy, a dark haired petite vixen (shown on the right side of the front cover) does a little strip show for the camera slowly taking off her black bra, thong and skirt. There are some tit shots and some ass shots then we find her on a couch where she is being worked over by two guys. She sucks their cocks for a few minutes then the sex starts. Her pussy is spooned while she strokes a cock then she shortly she takes a cock down her asshole in spoon. The guy pulls out of her ass a couple of times and spreads her hole to tongue (now that’s what I’m talking about-WhooHoo!) it then she goes to the other guy for some regular cowgirl. The girl has round ass cheeks and they shake pretty well so this makes for a really bone-a-fying situation! Not that seeing her ass cheeks bounce is enough there are some great shots of her asshole being spread as well! She turns around and takes rod up her pooper in RC while sucking on a dick. She is pulled up a couple of times where a gape is tried but really isn’t done (but it’s the thought that counts). Bending over on the couch she takes man meat down her shitter doggie while having cock in her mouth. There are a couple of decent gapes during the doggie anal but it is soon brought to an end for she takes a facial from both guys.

Overall:

A good start to the film. The sex wasn’t intense or anything but there was something about seeing this girl on the screen. I liked how the guy spread her ass and dug his tongue in it and I also liked the cowgirl footage. The energy in the scene was about average but it was better than a lot of scenes that I have seen.

Length: 20 Min

SCENE 2:

Themes: oral, anal, rimming (m/f), facial

(Alexa May, 2 Guys)

I first saw Alexa in Nuts Butts Euro Sluts and since have had an eye out for her. She is on the bottom middle of the cover in case you want to see her. She starts things off in a bedroom where she shows off her ass and just feels up her body on a bed. She keeps her clothes on but it is still a real pleaser to watch. It doesn’t take long and two dudes come join her on the bed and start to peel off her clothes and kiss her. Soon she is lying on her back sucking on a cock while the other guy fingers her little pussy. She bends over and her asshole is licked and her pussy is fingered while she sucks on some man pole. Her ass and pussy soon are penetrated with fingers then her pussy is fucked doggie while she sucks on cock. She moves to a spoon then to an anal cowgirl while still keeping her mouth stuffed with cock. The guy pulls out of her ass and spreads it a little then goes on about his ass stuffing. Soon he slides it down to her pussy then back up to her ass while she acts like it’s nothing. Anal RC is next and she takes it like it’s old news and while having a cock in her mouth. To end the scene she takes a facial from both guys.

Overall:

Well other than the fact that she’s pretty this scene was not that great. The sex was about as heated as her scene in Nuts Butts Euro Sluts so if you’ve seen that then you know what I am talking about. She just doesn’t seem to show any energy or enjoyment from the sex.

Length: 19 Min

SCENE 3:

Themes: oral, anal, atm, gaping, facial

(Brandi Lyons, 1 Guy)

I’m sure you all know who this cute brunette is..umm…well I hope so. If not she is on the left hand side of the front cover. She starts her scene in a living room where she strips then sits on a couch and rubs her pussy and sucks on her finger (very nice). She is soon joined by a guy and thus she bends over and sucks his cock. While his rod is being buffed he rubs her pussy with his fingers and sits back and enjoys the fun. Brandi gives him some good head with plenty of spit, a little deep throating, and some stroking. Not being a prick the guy gives her some oral while she lays back on the couch then slides his cock up her pink pussy for some missionary. She stands up and sucks his cock then rides him cowgirl. Her ass is spread and opened during this romp and this is why I love cowgirl so DAMN much! She takes his cock up her ass in a spoon on the couch while she rubs her pussy moaning and making those cute little faces. There are two nice gapes but could have been nicer if the camera had a better angle. Nearing the end of the scene she takes cock up her ass in RC then gets off to suck his cock then bends over on the couch for some anal doggie. He pulls out of her ass for her to suck then shoots a load on her face.

Overall:

Not a bad scene but wasn’t as intense as I would have liked. Brandi does do some great scenes and this one wasn’t bad but wasn’t her best either. Her blowjob at the start of the scene was pretty good as was her gaping (or what little there was and shown). I was a little disappointed in the gaping because I know she care really do it which made it my only disappointment. The camera didn’t give that great of angles but then again it was on a couch so I can understand.

Length: 20 Min

SCENE 4:

Themes: oral, facial

(Jassie, Kurt Lockwood)

A girl who I am not familiar with but is cute! She has brunette hair that reaches about chest level and has a small petite frame. She walks over to Kurt Lockwood who is sitting on a couch. She strips off her top and thong then he licks on her pussy. The camera shoots from behind her getting her ass and pussy well shot. They move into a 69 then they stand up and she sucks his cock while sitting down as well as licks his ball. The sex: RC, doggie, PTM, piledriver, PTM, piledriver, missionary, spoon, cowgirl, and a facial to end the scene. The camera gave some good close up during the cowgirl which is to be expected.

Overall:

I really didn’t care for this scene. All of the position changes came from cuts and Jassie seemed like she was just moaning to moan. I didn’t sense any heat between the two and that just ruins things for me, well unless the sex is rough and dirty.

Length: 16 Min

SCENE 5:

Themes: oral, girl on girl, ptogm, facial

(Mili, Misty, ? Guy)

These two hotties start things out by kissing and touching one another while standing in front of a couch. Mili is the dark haired one and Misty is the blonde. They are both wearing red however their clothes differ. The girls sit on the couch and Mili sucks on Misty’s tits a little bit then they rub their tits together and kiss. There is some more nipple licking between the two then Misty licks over Mili’s pussy a bit but briefly because some smuck comes in and breaks up the lesbian duo. He sits between the two and gropes and licks their tits then Mili sucks his cock. Misty has her turn shortly then the girls attack it together but not very aggressively. Mili gets fucked RC while her friend performs some PTOGM. Misty soon has her turn at being fucked and it is in cowgirl while she licks Mili’s pussy. Now Misty has a rounder ass so it is a real treat! The camera gets a great shot of her ass bouncing during the cowgirl as well as a close up of the carpet munching. After a few minutes of beautiful ass cleavage bouncing up and down we see Mili having her pussy spooned and Misty shaking her tits while Mili licks her pussy. Not long passes and the two girls are bending over on top of each other with Misty at the bottom. The guy fucks their pussies one at a time switching back and forth between them. The girls lay on their backs with their heads together for the ending cum shot. They then lick the guy’s cock head and kiss to end the scene.

Overall:

I liked this scene even though there wasn’t any anal or nasty stuff. Both girls were hot especially Misty with her great big round ass! The girls moaned a lot and I didn’t feel as though it was natural but still I would rather hear a woman’s moan than a guys. The girls really didn’t do too much with one another which was sad but they lit up the screen when being fucked!

Length: 20 Min

SCENE 6:

Themes: oral, 2 on 1, anal, facial

(Victoria Swinger, 2 Guys)

A cute blonde and is shown in the middle top of the cover. She starts things out by rubbing her hands over body. She rubs her pussy, her breasts and up her leg but all with her clothes on. The scene cuts and we see her sitting on a couch where she is joined by two naked guys with hard cocks for her to suck. Shortly her top and bra are pushed down exposing her small tits and her thong is moved to the side allowing her pussy to be fucked doggie. She makes good use of her mouth and tongue on some cock while she is being fucked then things change into a spoon. After a cut we see her doing anal RC then moves to an anal spoon and all the while sucking a cock. The spoon anal lasts a few minutes then she takes some squirts of cum on her face from both guys.

Overall:

I wasn’t too impressed with this scene but I did like how Victoria looked. The sex was rather dry and had little energy well none. I don’t like how the positions change during cuts and here it was just like that. The ending facial was rather good offering multiple squirts unloaded on her face.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

Well this was an average flick that offered one or two highlights. One was there was a little bit of gaping and two Misty’s ass bouncing! The sex was rather tame and the energy in the scenes weren’t all that great. A lot of the problem was there didn’t seem to be any passion or any drive between the partners and the result was just a lot of stabbing cocks in holes. The eye candy is great in this film but the sex could have been better. The special features aren’t bad but aren’t great either. The behind the scenes is really short and in my opinion if you’re going to put it on the disc then at least make it about 20 minutes. There was no cast list on the chapter menu but the names were flashed at the beginning of each scene. Now that’s better than nothing but it would be nice if there was a cast list on the scenes selection menu and makes it easier for people like me who review or just the everyday Joe who sees a girl he likes and possibly wants to see more of her. The tech stuff on the dvd were really well done which is no surprise from DVSX. The lighting and use of the camera were well done for the most part. I think that the angles could have been done better and some great gaping was ruined because of this. So in closing I am going to say that if you don’t see this title you’re not missing much. But if you saw the first two and liked them then you might as well see this one. There are some great looking women in this but that is true on most skin flicks.

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