Tiny Tits (Adam & Eve) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/9/2003

Running Time: the cover states it’s nearly four hours, but I have my doubts

Production Date: 7 / 5 / 2002

Director: Various

Cast: Violet Blue, Steve Taylor, Alexandra Silk, Ann Marie, Becca Bratt, Vivian Valentine, Dave Hardman, Flick Shagwell, Mia Smiles, Dee, Aimee Tyler, Colt Steele, Inari Vachs, Steven St. Croix, Ava Vincent, Dale DaBone, Vivian Vail, Dillion Day, Rebecca Lords, Michael J. Cox, Dee, Lacey DeValle, Chloe, Jenna Haze, Billy Glide, Kamiko, and Steve Hatcher

Initial Expectations: Adam & Eve has been pretty hit or miss with their compilations for me. I’m hoping this is a hit but I’m a little leery.

Initial Reaction: It’s a very nice selection of scenes, but the video quality left more than a little to be desired.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes real tits and wants to see what Adam & Eve has to offer

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes silicone or a picture as clear as DVD normally offers

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with most compilations, the technical aspects vary a bit. Luckily most of the scenes here are fairly recent, which means that there isn’t a lot of variation from scene to scene. The audio is pretty good, although there’s more than a little dubbing throughout the feature. Although the video is normally well lit, it’s also fairly pixelated through almost the entire feature.

Music: One never expects a compilation to have consistent music throughout the movie, and this one’s no exception. The music is fairly consistent, thanks to much of the music being done by the same composer, but there is a little variation. There’s also a variation in the balance, which ranges from very nicely balanced to very overpowering.

Disc Problems / Complaints: There’s no time stamp anywhere in the movie although each scene does have its own chapter. Also, you can only skip forward in the scenes. If you want to go back two or three scenes, you have to go through the main menu. Sadly, the authoring here seems so juvenile that I knocked the overall rating down a half point lower than what it would have been with the authoring that you see on most DVDs.

False Advertising: Aurora Snow is listed in the cast, but never appears in the feature. Considering that Ms. Snow is one of the most popular starlets out there right now, this is a bad boo boo that could infuriate many people.

Menus: The main menu is extremely basic. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.

The Feature: Adam & Eve is back with another themed compilation. This time around it’s small tits, which means that all the girls are all natural. Each scene starts out letting you know who the players are in the scene as well as where the scene originally came from.

Violet Blue and Steve Taylor start things out in a scene from Amateur Angels 1. Violet, an extremely cute dirty blonde, starts out talking about why California sucks, the favorite feature she’s been in, her wildest experience, and her unfulfilled fantasy. After stripping down to show a great natural body with extremely perky nipples, Violet slides down on Steve, letting him suck on her tits, and gives him a nice slow blowjob. She puts on his rubber and then climbs onto his lap to fuck him. It starts out as a fairly laid back scene, and has a lot of kissing as Violet rides Steve. It picks up some intensity as Steve fucks Violet from behind, while keeping it obvious that they’re both really into it, and continues as they finish things up with a little missionary work. Violet ends it by taking Steve’s nut butter on her stomach. It’s a very good scene, although Luc has a few too many shots from behind the action where you have to see Steve’s ass and sack.

Alexandra Silk and Randy Spears meet up by a piano in a scene from A Scent of Passion, and after some tender kissing and caressing, Alexandra drops down and takes Randy’s manhood in her mouth while rubbing her own pussy. He returns the favor by bending her over the piano and lifting up her leg so he can lick and finger her pussy. She has him break away a little bit to suck on her finger, which she then fucks her ass with. She balances herself on the back of the couch next while Randy fucks her pussy. He turns her around next to fuck her ass. Alexandra spreads herself wide and plays with her pussy and Randy’s balls as he pounds away on her great ass, repeatedly demanding more. Alexandra finishes things off very well taking Randy’s cock deep down her throat followed by a decent pop on her chest. It’s a great scene that’s romantic and hot. It was included in Adam & Eve’s Ass Angels Vol. 1 with good reason.

Things return to Luc Wylder’s Amateur Angels series, this time with Ann Marie and Becca Bratt getting busy in a scene from Amateur Angels 4. Both girls are very cute, very natural, and have pierced navels. The girls start out with some light kissing before stripping down at all, and then play and take the time to admire each other’s body as they do strip. They continue to play with each other, and Ann Marie gives Becca’s bald beaver a little oral attention before Becca runs for the toys. She works Ann Marie over before laying back and letting Ann Marie return the favor. They take a break to 69, and then break out a double dildo, a device which Becca seems only too familiar with, to finish things up with. It’s a very good scene that shows just what chemistry can do for a scene. The girls are fairly energetic, but not overly so. The only thing that’s really overflowing is the chemistry between the girls, and that makes the entire scene extremely hot even though I think a minute or two could have been easily cut out of the scene.

Cheyne Collins and Chennin Blanc watch Vivian Valentine in a scene from Blue Matrix. Vivian masturbates on a couch both manually (or would that be womanly?) and with a toy. After a while she can't resist the urge for a cock. Luckily, Dave Hardman is watching her with Chennin and Cheyne, who continue to monitor things. This was one of the hottest scenes in the original movie. It has everything from masturbation to a variety of straight positions to anal. Vivian is clearly enjoying herself throughout the scene, and was one of the hottest looking women in the movie.

Flick Shagwell, Dee, and Mia Smiles hook up for a scene from Color Blind next. Flick diddles herself a little while watching Mia work on Dee before the others decide a little diddling isn’t the worst idea in the world. Mia dons a strap-on for a little further fun, and after the others suck her fake cock, she fucks Dee from behind while Flick gets a little tongue action. Finally, Mia does her best job imitating a guy popping in the air while the others giggle about it. It’s a very good scene that’s a heck of a lot of fun. The girls all look to be having a great time in the scene, and it makes this one of the best all girl scenes I’ve watched in a long time.

Aimee Tyler and Colt Steele get busy in a scene from Amateur Angels 5 in the final scene of the first side of the DVD. After talking with Luc a little, Aimee goes to work on Colt orally. She takes her time working on him and then lays back for him to return the favor with his tongue and finger on her bald beaver before he fucks it. Aimee also works in a little reverse cowgirl before Colt gestures for her to move around so he can bang her from behind, and finishes things up taking his guy goo on her great ass. It’s a very nice scene with obvious chemistry and enjoyment.

Steven St. Croix returns to take on Inari Vachs in a scene from Naked Hollywood 6: Money to start the second side of the DVD. Once again they kiss while stripping down a little, and Inari puts her amazing oral skills to work to warm Steven up. In a nice touch, they masturbate for each other before Steven goes down on Inari and fingers her ass while eating her. Finally, he fucks her missionary style before popping all over her. There’s some good stuff here, but sadly the scene drags on so long that it ends up decent at best. It’s too bad since Inari and Steven had some nice chemistry going.

Ava Vincent and Dale DaBone are featured in a scene from A Devil’s Tail next. Dale starts things off by saving damsel in distress Ava in the old west as part of Asia Carrera’s latest novel. She starts to thank Dale by sucking his cock sensually in front of a wood stove, stroking it as she sucks and giving him plenty of eye contact. Dale kisses her on the lips, and then moves down to work on Ava’s other lips. Dale gives Ava a little eye contact, which seems to rarely happen when guys are giving during oral sex, and comes back up to kiss her before fucking her. They work through a few of the standard positions before Dale gives Ava an average pop around her mouth. It’s a pretty hot scene that has some nice chemistry.

Dillion Day and Vivian Vail are featured in another scene coming from Amateur Angels 4 for the third scene. After talking with Luc a little, who is perhaps the best in the business at showing adult film stars as real people, Vivian and Dillion exchange oral favors and then start bumping uglies doggie style. They keep things going with a little missionary before Dillion finally decorates Vivian from her alabaster stomach up to her face. It’s a pretty typical scene for the series, which is a very good thing. It has people who obviously love to fuck and who don’t feel the need to see how nasty they can get in order to try to impress people.

Next up, Dee takes on Lacey DuValle in a scene from Naked Hollywood 12. Dee quickly dives into Lacy’s pussy with her tongue and fingers before letting Lacey help her out of her clothes to return the favor. Dee spoons her so she can kiss Lacey’s back while fucking her with a double dildo, and finally rides Lacey’s tongue a little before they end things kissing. It’s a very soft and sensual scene that has definite heat to it. This is one of the best all girl scenes I’ve watched in this series.

Next up, Michael J. Cox starts out licking a cowboy hat wearing Rebecca Lord’s pussy and ass in a scene from Corporate Assets 2. He moves on to fuck her from behind alongside an outdoor pool in a couple variations before popping on her tits. It’s an okay scene that’s fairly quick. There’s nothing really noticeable about it in any way.

Chloe’s scene from The Quick & The Hard with Steve Hatcher rounds the corner next. Chloe starts off about to take a bath. Of course, she massages many of her body parts after a hard day’s work. Unbeknownst to her, a cowboy, namely Steve, is watching her from outside. He’s obviously a bad guy as a) he’s dressed in black and b) he’s smoking and thanks to the government we all know that only bad people smoke. After a little while, he can’t resist Chloe anymore and comes inside to temp her with his evil tobacco, hard cock, and anal sex. This is a good opening scene and fans of Chloe won’t be disappointed. She even has one of her lips pierced here (which is the first of scene of her with a pierced labia). This scene was pretty good but suffered some from the camera work and audio balance. I couldn’t clearly hear the dialogue when Steve and Chloe were talking due to the music. Also, quite a bit of the scene was shot from outside looking through the window. This wouldn’t have been a problem if there wasn’t so much reflection on the glass. Most of Chloe’s upper body was covered by a reflection of the trees outside the cabin. Before Bad Cowboy Steve leaves, he tells Chloe that he’ll be back with his men in two weeks and the village better have enough to feed them. Unfortunately, food is in short supply and the villagers barely have enough to feed themselves. Bad Cowboy Steve doesn’t care and leaves to go ‘visit’ a bank.

Jenna Haze and Billy Glide’s scene from Pin-Up Girls is the penultimate scene. After a quick grope Jenna drops down in the darkness to suck Billy’s club and then goes directly to laying back on a bench so Billy can bone her. They continue to work through a few of the common positions before Jenna takes a nice pop in the mouth and swallows a bunch down. This one did next to nothing for me. The lighting was so low that I could barely see anything through most of the scene, and the camera focused on something other than what I wanted to see for roughly ninety percent of the scene. I didn’t think I’d ever say this about one of Jenna Haze’s early scene’s, but one viewing was more than enough.

Steve Hatcher and Kamiko pair up for the final scene, which comes from Miko Lee and Friends. After Kamiko shows off a little, she and Steve exchange oral favors and get on with the bent over boning. Kamiko finishes things up with a very nice facial after a little cowgirl action, and never shies away from Steve’s ball blast. It’s a pretty good scene, but felt fairly cookie cutter.

Tiny Tits is a nicely done compilation. With only a couple exceptions, all the scenes here are way above average and have some nice replay value. It also shows the care of taking two seconds to let you know where the scene came from and who the stars are in it. The only things that really hold this compilation back are the VHS quality video clarity and the juvenile authoring, both of which are readily noticeable and brought my enjoyment of the DVD down. Tiny Tits is a great idea, and shows some definite care in the scenes.

Extras: Trailers are included for Goddess and The Real Thing. There are also two bonus scenes (both of which are annoyingly on the same chapter), weblinks, and the behind the scenes featurette for Color Blind.

The first bonus scene comes from Search for the Snow Leopard. In it Asia Carrera masturbates in a waterfall. It’s a slow, sensual, erotic scene, but nothing earth shaking. It has much the same feel as many magazine spreads. Of course, there are a lot worse things to watch than Asia touching herself!

The second bonus scene comes from Naked Hollywood 8: Women on Top and features Keri Windsor with Dale DaBone. Keri teases Dale a little before letting him attack her gash with his tongue and fingers, and then returns the favor with one of her normally amazing blowjobs. Dale moves on to fuck her missionary and doggie style before giving her ass a creamy spunk shower. It’s a very nice scene that hits everything right. It isn’t either nasty or soft, but has a good intensity that shouldn’t scare couples away or leave them bored. It’s a great scene to show why this series is so great for couples.

The behind the scenes featurette for Color Blind lasts almost fifteen minutes. It nicely collects the scenes and photo galleries being shot and some of the backstage antics. There’s also plenty of fun captions thrown in throughout the featurette. Although something felt a little off, it’s still a nicely done behind the scenes featurette that gives a fun look at the making of the movie.

Themes: Straight, anal, spanking, lesbian, toys, voyeurism, anal, masturbation, interracial, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Extremely high

Overall: Currently, many of Adam & Eve’s compilations can be found online for betwen $8 and $22, and many stores offer them for under $12. This is more than fair for what you get here. Although the video quality is close to what you get on VHS, the scenes are good and there’s a couple nice bonus scenes as well. If you don’t mind a pixelated picture, you’re going to be very happy here.

Note to Adam & Eve: A little more care towards your video quality and authoring would have gone a long way here.

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