Tinker With My Stinker Review

I suppose it is becoming increasingly difficult for studios to come up with inventive titles for their anal themed gonzo releases, and so while the above title is quite catchy, this title is less tinkering and more pounding, although pounding doesn’t rhyme with ass or stinker. I digress of course, because what really attracted me to this title from up and coming director, Mark Wood, was the appearance of one Bree Olson, who in her brief porno career to date, has had the most hype that I can remember since Teagan first appeared on the scene.

Cover girl Bree, is first up and for a regular reviewer like me, although I had seen Bree in a couple of other titles, it is always a special moment to be able to review the ‘it’ girl of the moment for the first time.

Wow! Is the only word that came to mind as Bree walked into the room in transparent heels, pink top and tiny skirt, and white G string. Sometimes, I fast forward the tease sequence but here I was transfixed as Bree played with herself and described just how horny she was.

Bree fingers both her holes, before Mark appears off screen and Bree gets down to some energetic blowing. She then climbs on for a cowgirl ride so we can appreciate that perfectly tight butt of hers and she seems to cum over Mark’s cock. Bree then tells Mark that this is her favourite position as he fucks her pussy in missionary.

If there is a better sight in porn at present than Bree lowering her ass onto Mark’s erect prick and then bouncing up and down on it, then I’d be surprised. Of course, this shot gives us a great view of those famous jugs and Mark spends a few moments in this position, before treating us to a spoon anal, where again, Bree looks mouth watering as she is pounded by Mark.

The action then continues with a brief doggie anal and then missionary anal, and then Mark finishes off in Bree’s pussy before an open mouth facial to finish, which Bree genuinely seems to enjoy.

Bree seems to have matured as a performer and knows how to dirty talk her way through a scene. She must also be business savy as she tells Mark in BTS that she prefers older men and likes to be used by them. Talk about knowing your target audience.

A decent scene to start the movie, and if you haven’t seen Bree yet, believe the hype, this girl is amazing, particularly if you like the blonde, cute type. Oh and those tits…

Bree 9.5
Scene 8.5

The next scene begins with a few minutes of tease footage by the pool and then cuts to a naked Jaime deep-throating the tool of Brian Surewood. Mark treats us to an early shot of Jaime’s perfect butt as she climbs aboard for some cowgirl, with some great shots of Jaime looking back and squeaking her encouragement as Brian punds her from below. Flying cowgirl follows, and then its back onto the couch for some missionary action.

The anal begins with some doggie tunnelling before Jaime provides some ass to mouth. The highlight however, is probably the reverse-cowgirl anal, where Jaime removes her shoes so she can grind on Brian’s cock and then lie back and wave her little feet in the air. It’s then onto cowgirl anal, and although Brian initially keeps slipping out, they eventually find a rhythm, and again foot fetishers will enjoy the fact that we can see Jaime’s bare feet as she squats on Brian’s cock.

Missionary anal is next, and then another favourite position of mine, spoon anal with some great shots of penetration but still capturing Jaime’s lithe little body. Finally, Jaime’s legs are pinned behind her head for some more missionary, before the inevitable swallowed facial.

Jaime 9.0
Scene 9.0

Christina Agave is a petit Latino, although she has more of a European look to her, who has starred in some fifty films to date, although this was the first time I had personally had the pleasure of watching her.

No tease on this occasion, as Mark enters her pussy from behind as Christina fingers her brown eye. Christina then lies across Mark to give him some sensuous head, while he fingers her butt. Christina’s cute little butt then gets put on show as first her pussy, and then her ass, is fucked in cowgirl. We then cut to a hot looking reverse-cowgirl anal, which alternates between slow strokes and real pounding, and Christina loses her shoes so she can lean right back on Mark’s gringo prick.

Some brief spoon now, with good shots of Miss Agave’s body and then some hard doggie, complete with gaping. Those luscious Latino lips then wrap themselves around Mark’s prick for some ATM and then we have some more doggie anal over the back of the couch. More spoon follows now, with Christina almost doubled up and then it’s back to reverse-cowgirl before the swallowed facial to finish.

Christina 8.5
Scene 8.5

The penultimate scene begins with some tease of Lexi, complete with anal balls, before she gives Talon some sloppy oral. Lexi then climbs aboard Talon’s generous girth for an energetic cowgirl and then after a brief missionary session we see some spoon, with good shots of Lexi’s tight body, complete with black heels.

Lexi manages to accommodate Talon in her stinker in the spoon position, and is then hammered in reverse-cowgirl, where she becomes particularly vocal. The floor shots were particularly good during this segment and Lexi is not shy at giving some ATM and provides a couple of decent gapes, releasing some lube as she does.

This shorter scene then concludes with some missionary anal and then a dropped open-mouthed facial. The viewer is then treated to a parting shot of Lexi’s dilated asshole and her cum covered face.

Lexi 8.5
Scene 8.0

I wouldn’t say that Tia Sweets did that much for me when I saw her recently in the three-way in Anal Expedition 11, but she had stiff competition, and so I was interested to see if she could shine in a one on one scene. The first surprise is that the sex actually takes place on a bed, heaven forbid, and Tia makes a good first impression with some slow, slurpy oral and an energetic and vocal cowgirl ride.

Mark now begins the anal assault, or should that be tinkering, by slowly analizing Tia in doggie and then screwing her from above. Tia then rubs her clit to an orgasm as Mark fucks her in reverse-cowgirl and at this point you really may want to turn the volume down. Tia calms down slightly now as she is fucked in spoon, but the only time she is really quiet is when she is giving Mark ass to mouth.

Tia’s fat ass probably looks at its best enveloping Mark’s prick in cowgirl and he works up a good rhythm as Tia squats down on his tool. The scene then concludes with missionary anal and, you guessed it, an open mouthed facial.

I’m still not a great fan of Tia in terms of her looks, but she gives a good, aggressive performance in this scene with some great dirty talking.

Tia 8.0
Scene 8.0

EXTRAS

Disappointingly, there is only the Behind the Scenes, cum shot recap, and photo gallery available. The BTS features some fun interviews with the girls and is worth watching to hear Bree explaining her fondness for older men and to hear Jaime talk in that squeaky, cartoon voice of hers.

CONCLUSION

I’ve seen quite a lot of Mark Wood’s product over the last few months and on the whole I’ve been impressed with his straightforward directing style. But here, I feel that he seems to have been on auto pilot and the result is an average product that is just too samey to stand out from the crowd.

Highlights included my first ‘official’ look at Bree, who I’m happy to say lived up to the hype, and Jaime Elle produced another good scene. Unfortunately, however there was just not enough variety in the scenes, all being one on one, featuring similar positions and generally taking place on the proverbial casting couch. There is not enough variety here to recommend a purchase, but worth a rental for Bree or Jaime fans.

As usual, thanks for reading and any comments or questions to geoff.davies4@ntlworld.com