Tinker With My Stinker Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  3/20/2007

Ok fans time to check out a new one from Mark Wood who has always been a solid performer and is now doing more directing too, at least that I'm seeing. This release features pretty young things opening up their stinkstars-- Thanks Hillary!! Among the ladies you'll be seeing include the covergirl Bree Olsen and unless you are just now beginning your porn watching you know who she is. Not done we also get the lovely and underrated Jamie Elle, Christina Agave, Tia Sweets, and the new to doing anal but an ass made for it Lexi Love is also in Da House! So seems like a full plate lets get busy.

Bree Olsen:

Mark is blowing his wad early here featuring the lovely Miss Olsen in the very first scene but hey she's the reason I bet most of your are watching this one anyway so why make you wait. We get going with this hot chick walking in dressed in some hot neon pink. The ass is shown off early and Bree starts working that golden tongue of hers too with some dirty talk and folks this girl talks as dirty as any sailor on the 7 seas. The self degradation she does with her mouth is among the best by a girl in porn today and I've consistently seen Bree do this in her scenes, calling herself a whore, that she hopes she gets what's coming to her, really nasty stuff but all said with a gleem in her eye and a smile which is also among the best in porn today. She gets the tease going as well diddling her pussy and pulling her perfect C sized tits out. Mark Wood is then brought in sitting not to far away and Bree crawls over and is soon gagging hard on his cock.

The sex is strong too with Bree and that is also usually the case when I've watched her. Starting with vag we see cowgirl and while not the best ass in porn I think her tush looks incredible here riding Mark's cock adn the floor shots were great in showing it off and the dirty talk is also continuing from Bree and it really added to the scene. Mark tries to fit a few words in but there's no mistaking who's driving the scene and that's Bree Olsen. The mish position gave us a little to much of Mark's ass and not enough Bree in the shot to keep my interested so I was glad when we moved to reverse and best yet the cock is now thrusting hard up into Bree's ass! This reverse cowgirl anal lasted for I don't know how long but it was plenty long enough to give those tits lots of bouncing to do and the floor shot looking up really kicked ass. Mr. Wood also lays pipe to that ass doggiestyle and nicely Bree's ass is opened up to the camera giving us a fine view of that tush and we end with Bree on those knees begging for the popshot which Mark delivers to her pretty face, again the dirty talk is onging up until he splooges. This should be a pretty good scene for Bree Olsenites to appreciate and she ends it with some cleanup and a few final words of wisdom!

Jamie Elle:

Up next is a girl I've been a fan of for a couple years now. Maybe not the flashiest performer, the best dirty talker, the biggest tits or the Phatest ass. Nope what Jamie is to me is cute, adorable, and under that a pretty nasty girl who is up to any challenge you can give her. Of course she is drop dead gorgeous too as we see here as she does some tease poolside. The eyes do a nice job of drawing you in and unlike Bree who was talking from early on you don't even hear a peep from Jamie, only some music playing while she shows off that enticing body. Mark delivers some fine tushy shots and the black & white footage was a little hazy looking at times but there's no hiding the fact Jamie's immenently fuckable and the color footage only confirms this.

Now inside we get Jamie hard at it sucking the Pirates cock-- that'd be Brian Surewood for those who didn't know. Jamie works that dick in nice and slow, also doing some harder sucking so a nice mix of the two styles. Brian for his part stays busy reaching down to diddle her pussy and Jamie's nice modest sized tits are shown off too. Oh man starting off with cowgirl was a great way to go here as Jamie really does have a dope ass and the ground shot here was excellent in showing this. Brian has some fun picking Jamie up in this position and we do get some dirty talk from Jamie and since she doesn't do it a lot I enjoyed this a lot. Miss Elle then gets her legs spread wide in mish for a good hard pounding and the dirty talk here is more forceful from Jamie and finally we get that ass tapped while she turns around so her bootie is facing Brian. Reverse anal was a nice treat here, good wide open leg shot and I liked how her hair cascaded down around those shoulders and a little over her tits. Oh yes, they had to include cowgirl anal with a superb booty like Jamie's got so that rocked and look at how far back her legs get pulled in the mish anal which gets us to the pop after some dick cleaning by Jamie. Oh my Brian saved up a killer load which gets deposited right into Jamie's mouth and like a good nasty girl she swallows it all. Wow a great scene for Jamie Elle fans.

Christina Agave:

On we go and we start with some soft shots of Christina showing off her body, a very nice ass fans and perky tits which seemed to suit her body size. Some good finger banging to that ass too from Christina which then gets replaced with Mark fucking that pussy with Miss Agave still opened up to the camera pretty good. So we don't get a lot of tease here, that's cool, let's get right to the banging! Mark gets a real good rhythm going too eventually picking the pace up even faster. Mark then has a seat allowing Christina to lean down and clean her juices off his cock and we get some nice blowjob footage here as she takes her time. Back to the sex which sees that ass shown off in vag cowgirl but you see that puckered asshole just waiting for it's turn and it comes soon enough with the turn around to reverse anal where we get still another fine floor shot looking up at the ass fucking. Mark also lays siege to her ass doggiestyle with a small tug of the hair, then it's on to spoon anal and finally the pop to her mouth. Not a bad scene but it does suffer a little in comparison to those first too, still Christina handled herself real good here.

Lexi Love:

This next young lady has only recently opened up her ass for business and from what I'm gathering from watching and actually talking with Lexi this is something she wished she'd done long ago. The white fishnet she's wearing to start the scene works and I'm not a big fan of this attire at least not as much as I used to be. Still Lexi wears it well and of course Mark works in some fine booty shots as Lexi twirls around and during those twists around the fishnet gets pulled down allowing that ass to come out and play and fucking A that is among the better tushes working today I think. Lexi gives us some sexy facial shots too when the camera tilts upwards and her perky tits are cute too, ahh I see some anal beads too have been inserted whilst she's been turning.

The camera finally stops for a second and of course it's an ass shot we stop on and Lexi pulls those beads out and guess where they go, yep right into her mouth! Lexi then stands up and stretches those pretty legs out too before going to a medium sized red couch and bending over in a doggie pose we get more boner stiffening ass shots. Lexi then turns over and strokes that pussy some for us but it's not long until we're back worshipping that ass and Talon's called in for this scene and Lexi gives him some solid head along with a little ball play. This is actually a good long session of knob polishing shot mostly with the side angle too. Sitting down Talon then lets Lexi lean over/ down to continue the dick sucking and you see she's got it plenty wet, ready to pound both those holes. You get both reverse and then cowgirl-- this position will really make you want to see that ass plugged as it's directly staring back out at you. They work in some vag spoon before the anal begins with reverse anal which is a fine position to do anal in, the legs are spread nicely. Lexi is cool with some A2M and we end with mish anal leading to Talon splooging to Lexi's mouth/ tongue. Not a bad anal scene at all for Lexi.

Tia Sweets:

This final scene begins with more hazy black/white shots of Tia who is quickly modeling her modest sized boobs along with some good ass shots. I wish there had been some color tease shots, though, as we get some ass shots which you can see her booty but the footage would've looked better in color I think. The color does come in finally once Tia steps inside the house and she's fully naked which is good and she walks right over to the sitting Mark Wood, sits down and bends down to start engulfing his cock. The eye contact here was really good from Tia who looks out to us as she slowly encircles his shaft taking him pretty much all the way in her mouth.

On to the sex which gets underway nicely with cowgirl and I had wanted to see that ass in color, well we get some terrific booty shots here making me wish even more than during the tease we had gotten some color shots. Mark gets a very good bounce going here and you see those ass cheeks do some great dancing of their own. Mark also plugs that pussy from behind and she's opened up to the camera for the most part allowing us to check that ass out. Mark then pauses to do some great ass munching and it's always a good thing to please your lady and actually we hadn't seen that much of oral to the girls in this so that was a welcom inclusion, even if it was brief. Still in doggie we get the move up to Tia's ass and this time we go underneath for a nice part of the anal and thankfully there's way more of Tia in the shot being ass fucked than there is of Mark standing there plugging her ass, he's there but you see way more Tia. Reverse anal was really nice too, probably the best footage in this position since Bree, I think it's having the nice bigger sized boobs which make this position really work. Tia is also a dirty talker as we see and she too doesn't go over the top with her sweet nothings though she gets pretty loud with her screams!! We end with mish anal and finally a pop which Mark rains down upon Tia's outstretched tongue. A really nice scene once we got inside.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a pretty good anal themed dvd fans. Not to rough at all save for spots in Bree's scene where Mark spits in her face a couple times, there's a little hair pulling in a couple scenes but for the most part it's good hard anal sex with some fine dirty talking from the girls throughout. Extras for this include a photo gallery, a cumshot recap, and some BTS so more time to appreciate this fine cast of hotties led by Bree, Jamie, and Lexi. A solid purchase recommendation for this one.