Throbin Hood Review
Dreamland
Studio: Dreamland
Category: Comedy , Couples , Feature film
Directed by: Cash Markman
Starring: Alyssa Allure, Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Anna Malle, Nakita Kash, Ron Jeremy, Teri Starr, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome, Joel Lawrence, Steve Austin, Ron Vogel
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Running Time:
89 min.
Production Date:
2 / 25 / 1999
Director:
Cash Markman
Cast:
Alyssa Allure, Angelica Sin, Anna Malle, Nakita Kash, and Teri Starr
with
Alec Metro, Randy Spears, Rich Handsome, and Ron Jeremy
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Serena Lewis, Joel Lawrence, Ron Vogel, Steve Austin, and many more in non-sex roles
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are pretty dated. The audio is okay, with a balance that sometimes falters and at times even completely drops out of one side. The video is presented in the full frame format, which was normal for adult movies produced at this time. The lighting is normally decent as is the camera work, but the picture often shows a fair amount of pixelation.
The Movie:
Yes, you guessed it, it's a porn parody of Robin Hood. This time there's something about the queen (Anna Malle) levying a pussy tax, and Robin (Alec Metro) fighting back robbing the rich to give to the poor. Of course he and Maid Marry Ann (Angelica Sin) are still madly in love, but the Queen and Sheriff Naughty Ham (Randy Spears) have a plan to capture him using Maid Marry Ann and an archery contest.
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| Teri Starr with Alec Metro |
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Hot blonde wench Teri admires Alec's strong arms as he strings his bow by the fire before guiding his hands to her breasts. Alec starts sucking her tits and kissing her as his hands wander around her and they help each other strip down. Teri eagerly gobbles his knob before laying back so Alec can eat her box in reciprocation. He moves on to fuck her missionary style and then rolls her over to take her in doggie. Alec pulls out and gives Teri a more than solid pop over her neck with a few drops also hitting her face.
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| Alyssa Allure with Ron Jeremy |
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Although she claimed to be wench enough for two men, Ron decides that the pleasures of brunette Alyssa would be better than the turkey leg he was about to eat and gets rid of the leg as well as Little Dong. He helps Alyssa strip down by the fire and admires her ass before playing with her tits and pussy. He has her lay back to eat and finger her box and then goes directly to fucking it missionary style. Alyssa sucks his cock before getting on all fours for Ron to take her doggie style and then lays back for him to fuck her a little more missionary style before he pulls out and shoots a solid pop over her stomach.
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| Anna Malle with Randy Spears |
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Sheriff Randy gets busy with Queen Anna in the castle after guessing the combination to the lock on her chastity belt. They kiss passionately as he helps her strip down to suck her big titties and eat her pussy. Anna eagerly sucks and strokes Randy with some nice eye contact worked in and then turns around for him to take her from behind. She lays back for him to take her missionary style and is finally rewarded with a solid facial.
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| Angelica Sin, Anna Malle, and Nakita Kash |
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Queen Anna has Angelica and Nakita bath her, and insists on a tongue bath rather than just water. Nakita drops down to tongue Anna's pussy as Angelica sucks her big tits. Anna has the others strip down and Angelica moves in to devour her box as Nakita gropes Anna from behind. Anna has Angelica come up to check her out from behind and Nakita moves in to eagerly eat her from behind and below as Anna goes after her tits. They move into the bathtub to wash Nakita and Anna moves in to suck her tits and play with her puss with Angelica moving in to help suck her tit and rub one of her big tits around Nakita's pussy. Finally they close with a kiss.
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| Angelica Sin with Alec Metro and Rich Handsome |
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While trapped in the castle, Angelica and Alec invite prince Rich to join them for some merriment. Alec kisses Angelica as Rich eats her pussy Alec moves on to fuck Angelica from behind as she sucks and strokes Rich. She gets up to ride Rich reverse cowgirl style as she strokes Alec and then lets the guys team up on her to DP her cowgirl style. Finally Angelica has the guys decorate her big tits with their guy goo.
When I couldn't figure out what to review next I asked for suggestions on Twitter last week, and had a request for a Porn Pun title. Throbin Hood came to mind, and it's a fun little journey back to the porn of the nineties. The plot is light, but there's some good humor to it as well as solid production values with the locations and lavish costumes. Sexually, however, it reminded me of just how much porn has advanced since I started reviewing nearly twenty years ago. You normally only get a couple positions in each scene and the camera angles leave plenty to be desired. You also get some wild overacting that was a great reminder of why porn is still made fun of today. Throbin Hood is a fun little release that's worth a rental for those interested, but definitely shows its age.
The Extras:
There's not much here for extras. All you get is contact info and a photo gallery lasting
Condom Usage:
Between Randy Spears and Anna Malle, Alec Metro, Rich Handsome, and Angelica Sin
Final Thoughts:
It's a decent rental if you long for the porn of yesteryear and want a bit of humor with your sex.
Note to Dreamland:
You had some fun movies back in the day. Rest in peace!
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