Thrilla In Vanilla 7 Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  10/27/2011

There's no director credited for the interracial THRILLA IN VANILLA 7 (2011, Blacks On Blondes) that claims to have 7 new scenes plus a bonus scene. I'm not convinced. The first two scenes with cover girl Lou Charmelle and Tiffany Star are shot in wide screen while the remaining scenes and bonus scene are standard frame and a few of those look a bit ragged. Also, the inclusion of a long ass scene with Violet Blue that plays the race card at the outset drops the rating of this DVD down a few notches. No attempt to identify the black dudes but most have been around for awhile and I can ID them.

Wide screen scenes with non-blondes

Lou Charmelle & Wesley Pipes & Jon Jon on an ugly maroon couch---Wow, what a sexy specimen stuck in a three-way with that obnoxious Pipes and choker Jon Jon. The best moments are when the lovely Lou lets loose some French while fucked by the duo. Pipes takes off Lou's lovely black laced sandal heels for anal action that leads to DP. The quiet Jon Jon lands a solid facial then chatty Pipes takes over again for more doggy anal and a cum shot that drips as globs on Lou's tongue---!!!

Tiffany Star & some dude playing a lawyer---Tiff can't pay the dude so they suck and fuck on a dark colored couch. Tiff's cute pale body and long, long, straight reddish hair are the real reasons to watch this solid straight sex scene that concludes in side mish with a cum shot dropped on her pale shaved pussy lips. It's about half as long as the first scene but just as good because this dude is much easier to take then the two nimrods that Lou Charmelle encountered---!!!

Standard frame scenes with blondes and wanna-be blondes

Cynthia and a guy in a bedroom setting---Bleached blonde Cynthia sports a great bod as she takes an anal pounding while wearing her sexy sandals. Beautiful feet a plus. He paints her chin and her mouth with a cum shot---!!!

Katrina and Byron Long---Pale strawberry blonde Katrina lands in some solid pile driver positions around a wicker couch area but this scene seems poorly shot plus the "fuck me with that big black dick" banter gets old---!! 1/2

Michelle Sweet and John E. Depth---Streaky haired Michelle in a mesh pink thing agrees to take Depth's dick instead of some scrawny white wienie. Cute girl, fine performance but on a crappy set with pylons in the back ground---!! 1/2

Nicky Hunter and some dude on a white couch with black walls---Wearing a pink studded collar around her neck, Nicky talks to an off-screen hubby during this solid straight sex scene and keeps on talking until her "bye, baby" wraps it all up---!!!

Violet Blue & Pipes & Long & another well-endowed dude in a living room area---Outfitted like a school girl, Violet skips on up to the door to sell mags to the black dudes for her Dad, a Grand Wizard of the KKK. Okay, so that's stupid and fucked up. The trio fuck the shit out of Violet in action that includes DP and double vag which lead to Violet in a pile driver position holding open her pussy lips so the gang can drop cum loads down her cavernous hole. Violet's pale bod sometimes seems to blend in with the surroundings because of the piss-poor photography that relies too much on natural light. BlacksOnBlondes.com in the lower right of the frame also detracts and assists in dropping this scene to !! then the bull shit opening drops it down to !

DVD extras---

The cum shot recap is also split into two: wide screen (6 min) and standard frame scenes (10 min) with separate running times.

The nearly 45 minute bonus scene features Chenin Black sucking and fucking three dudes around a sports car in a garage. Plenty of anal positions and DP stuff for this gal that looks like a biker chick---!!

Also a photo gallery and 4 trailers.

So, THRILLA IN VANILLA 7 (2011, Blacks On Blondes) has some fine gals at the outset of these interracial suck and fuck gonzo scenes but too many irritants get in the way. Final rating is a less than thrilling !! outta !!!!!