This Ain't Game Of Thrones XXX Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  10/4/2014

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film released on the Hustler network. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and the DVD release.**

Review:
With authentic sets, costuming, and superb casting, "This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX" from Hustler and Axel Braun delivers the goods when it comes to bringing forth a realistic-feeling experience based upon the show. Indeed, if one is interested in watching the assorted characters fuck it out in full hardcore detail, as opposed to the softcore sex of the series, then this one is a winner. If one is looking for a meaningful plot, however, then one will almost certainly be unhappy. Whether this flick will please or disappoint, therefore, really hinges on the viewer's expectations going in. Characters fucking? We're set. Storyline? Not so much. Either way, however, the Spencer Scott / Kirsten Price sequence is not to be missed (...who doesn't want to see Daenerys Targaryen get it on with another chick, especially when she's played by a super-fucking-hot former Playboy Playmate?...), and the Evan Stone (Tyrion Lannister) / Marie McCray (Sansa Stark) pairing is quite strong, as well. For the right crowd, this one will be worth a watch.

In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up a beautiful, nude Scarlett Fay, as Ygritte from the series, cloaked only in an animal skin in what appears to be a barn. There with her is her love interest, Some Dude (as Jon Snow), who is far too readily talked out of his sacred oath to the "Watch"...and also out of his pants. Of course, it's hard to blame him with the smooth-shaven, porcelain goddess that is Ms. Fay offering herself up in flesh and spirit, and the oral and vaginal fucking that follows is sexy, though fairly routine, and ultimately ends in a pop on Scarlett's tummy.

In Scene Two, Richie Calhoun (as the "King Slayer", Jaime Lannister) seduces his armored captor, Amanda Tate (as Brienne of Tarth), who--in this version of the story--is apparently a moron. Fortunately for Richie, the simple-minded still apparently know enough to suck dick and fuck fairly well, and that's exactly what transpires (oral and vaginal) with the nighttime wilderness serving as an appropriate backdrop for sating their carnal lusts. A handful of decent positions ensue, and a load to the face and tits, followed by some oral cock clean-off, cap off the sequence.

Scene Three brings forth the unlikely coupling of Brandi Love (as Cersei Lannister) and Alec Knight (as Varys). Needing some release from all of the difficulties of those around her (...as well as keeping track of all of the other characters' names...), she employs the devious bald man and his cock in her own lustful ploy. A slow but sexy oral and vaginal romp unfolds, with Alec taking Brandi's well-toned body in various positions in / around her chambers. He unloads on her back, shoulder, and ass in closing this one out.

In Scene Four, former Playboy Playmate (Ms. October 2007), Spencer Scott, plays the role of Daenerys Targaryen with adult industry veteran--and ageless stunner--Kirsten Price as her slave. As it turns out, Ms. Scott has never been with anyone sexually other than her deceased husband, and Kirsten takes it upon herself to turn her out. Of course, this turns up the heat on the young dragon princess, and a stellar girl-on-girl scene ensues. This is the sequence that everyone actually wants to see, as it's secretly (...or not so secretly...) every straight male fan of the show's fantasy to see Daenerys get it on as hardcore as possible (i.e. they want to see her fuck...plain and simple). While it's not boy-girl (...which would have been preferable, of course -- wishful thinking...), this one is still more than hot enough to fill the demand. Both Spencer and Kirsten eat pussy and finger one another like the pros that they are, and the two women are certainly gorgeous. Spencer's status as one of only a handful of Playmates who have gone hardcore doesn't hurt in the "taboo" area, either. In all, this one is hot, hot hot!

Scene Five has Evan Stone as Tyrion Lannister taking his wife, Sansa Stark (Marie McCray), for the first time on their marital bed. Evan literally walks around on his knees here, imitating a dwarf, and--while it would have been more authentic (and pervy) to have Marie fuck a real one--it works out much better than one might initially expect. As always, Evan turns out a comedic performance, and Marie--with her smoothly deflamed fire-crotch and thin frame--truly does look amazing. The sex (oral and vaginal) is, of course, steamy and Marie comes away from the whole sordid affair sporting a cum-coated pussy and pelvis. Nice!

In all, this parody from Axel Braun and company is a mixed bag. It hits in some respects (casting, costuming, sets, characters) and misses in others (storyline, complexity). If watching your favorite Game of Thrones characters in full-on, hardcore action will sate your nerdly desires, then by all means, pick this one up. If you're in need of the intellectual satisfaction provided by a strong plot, as well, look elsewhere.


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