This Ain't Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  8/22/2012

Welcome fans to a new parody from director Axel Braun and it is a sequel to the highly successful This Ain't Avatar which came out last year if I'm not mistaken. I didn't check that one out though I have seen the major motion picture this series is based on, once! So we have a second installment here featuring a few girls you should know by name, Yurizan Beltran, Helly Hellfire and Rachel Roxxx-- just a little tidbit in case you don't already know she does anal in this movie!! Another detail regarding this release is it being sold together in a 2D release as well as 3D with two sets of glasses being provided. I tried to watch the 3D portion but I have glasses so I grew tired of the 3D version real quick. You get some nice detail no doubt about it and if you don't have glasses then I'd urge you to give that version a try. The detail is also really good in the 2D version and big time kudos to the makeup people who did superb work on the inhabitants of Pandwhora. The blue paint covered the entire bodies and I have it on good authority from one person in the cast that it took 7 hours to get her ready. As for who undergoes the procedure for the ladies you had Victoria Lawson & Mia Lelani and also Yurizan Beltran. There was at least one other person made up though I'm not sure who that was. Billy Glide and Jack Napier were two of the men who underwent the brush. The detail is remarkable and if AVN gave out an award for make up like the Oscars do this release would be shoe in for a nom or maybe they do, we vote for so many awards for the AVN's!!

This release I would assume starts soon after the conclusion of the first release and finds the Sam Worthington character still on Pandwhora and he is played by Chris Johnson who gets two full sex scenes plus the opening bit of fun where he receives a double blow job from Victoria and Mia. If you have seen Avatar you know that the Sam character was unable to walk unless he was in the Na'Vi body. So the head Na'Vi who is played by Jack Napier I believe is very upset with Chris but still lets the girls take him out of the cage he is in and the two deliver a good looking shared bj which also gives ample looks at their respective bodies and the excellent make up job which was done on them. The second scene also features Chris who was taken to a medical tent where one of the doctors uses a device which triggers his legs allowing him to walk in his current human form. I suspect we might have got a little hanky panky then but Queen Yurizan comes in and pushes the doc out so she can run her own experiments!! These do indeed feature the busty babe hopping on top to fuck Chris real good. Yurizan also delivers some fine bj action here before riding him. The reverse shot was great showing off her boobs and the full makeup effect though it also revealed some blemishes around the knee caps. The following shot in spoon sees the knees had been touched up.

The third scene brings two regular girls in who weren't made up, Adriana Sephora and Helly Hellfire. I have seen Adriana a couple of times before but had not seen her with the boob job. I have to say her tits looked incredible. The leader of the Na'Vi, Jack Napier, tells the girls they know what to do as they were brought before him and a couple of guards. The ladies engage in some fine lesbian action with nice kissing and solid oral sex with no toys used. Guess Pandwhora is devoid of toys, good for them! The next scene has Jack pulls Adriana away and stands her next to him, I think for a little one on one action but he leaves Helly down in front and he calls in a couple of his guards to play with her. Nice 2 on 1 with sucking 'n' fucking captured. Chris in the mean time has managed to escape from his cell and he also frees Rachel who he has taken a shine to. The two want to take off but the setting was really good around their cages so they decided fuck before taking off. After a few positions we get the move to anal and it took a bit before Axel gave us a real good shot but eventually you see that ass being plugged with reverse being the best view given.

There wasn't to much of a story here, just a few lines of dialogue in between scenes and we do get Chris, Rachel and two other girls taking off and they end up jumping off a cliff towards a large body of water below and that is the ending to the picture. There are a couple sets of pics from the show you can check out and the big extra is a nearly 30 minute BTS segment where you see some of the makeup being put on. Axel also chimes in some and it appears there will be a third volume so be on the look out for that. If you like Avatar and missed the first one this is worth checking out for the great make up jobs done on the various characters we see. The lesbian scene with Adriana and Helly was quite nice as was Yurizan's romp with Chris who returns in the finale to analize Rachel Roxxx-- that you don't want to miss.