Third Eye, The Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  11/30/2002

Starring: Inari Vachs, Adriana Sage, Monica Mahem, Mia Smiles, Catalina, April, Dale Debone, Chris Cannon, Dillion Day

Pros: Inari Vachs!, April!, that oriental chick with the petite-tight frame wearing a plaid skirt, all the chicks are good looking, Alexandra Silk (!!!) making out with Angelica Sinn on a pool table(in the extras), some sweaty sex, rewatchable

Cons: no chick ID, Inari is better raw

Why I have it: A fellow reviewer gave me this DVD a while a go, probably for two reasons: First, I think he thinks I have some kind of "obsession" with Inari Vachs. Where did he get that idea? Second, I think he actually thought I was gonna review it…sucker!!!…er, wait, I'm reviewing it right now.

Plot: Something about a camera that takes pictures of someone's sexual thoughts. Sounds simple enough for me not to hate (yet to complex for me to devote my full attention to it)

Note: For more details on this DVD check out astroknight's review (since he did a detailed review, I get to be lazy).

Overall:
As a porn fan I can't say much bad about this DVD. The women all have there good traits physically. I have seen it many times and whether in the foreground or the background it is stimulating. The audio/video is good as well. At the very least, this is a 'safe' purchase. Viewers may or may not be overly enthused, but they should at least be able to enjoy what they are seeing.

As a fan of Inari Vachs, I am a little bit disappointed. This DVD makes Inari a feature girl. As much as I enjoy Racquel Darrian, Tera Patrick, Jenna J, and others, I find some women in porn to be very desirable because they aren't those women. They may not offer many perfect still shots, but they look great in motion. Inari fits into that category. Her sexual drive, facial expressions, sloppy blowjobs, and personality need to be given the proper forum to capture her essence. Inari is best served up raw rather than made up in a 'safe' feature film.

Bottom line: Safe, visually enticing, rewatchable porn, but it does not catch the essence of Inari Vachs.