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These Things We Do Review

Skow for Girlfriends Films

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Reviewed by fu_q  on  3/31/2014
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It’s a sordid and twisted tale of deviant debauchery when a sick-fuck, perverted shrink (Alan Stafford) takes advantage of his vulnerable female patients, only to have the tables turned on him by an equally disturbed young woman (Siri) and her weirdo guy-friend (Steven St. Croix). Such is the case in B. Skow’s latest feature, “These Things We Do”, a very good release from the director and Girlfriends Films. Along the way, all manner of mind-fucking ensues, as both the plot and the sex follow a dark and sinuous path to their inevitable, yet ultimately unpredictable, conclusion. To this end, the cast does quite well in terms of the acting, and the plot is strong…albeit strikingly unsettling. The fucking complements and meshes well with the storyline, and the ladies—particularly the soft and curvy Siri—are all quite attractive. For fans of features, darker adult fare, Skow, and / or Siri, this one is easy to recommend.

In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up the gorgeous Kimber Day and her therapist / brother-in-law, Alan Stafford, after a session between the two gets out of hand. It’s fairly clear that their relationship goes far beyond the traditional one, as both of them seem to have this dirty routine down pat. Indeed, within moments, Kimber is down on her knees, stroking and imbibing his turgid member. After having had her oral fixation sated, she drops him to the couch, raises her loose-fitting, black miniskirt, and slides him inside of her. A gritty oral and vaginal affair follows, with Alan giving Ms. Day a pulsating plunging before gooping up her face, neck, and chin…and then dousing her with a glass of water. She storms out.

In Scene Two, the curvy, big-titted bombshell, Siri, recounts a tale to her therapist (Stafford) in which her twisted, tool-friendly guyfriend, Steven St. Croix, and his willing minx, Bailey Blue, turn the tables on the red-headed, pale-skinned beauty. Siri catches both a beatin’ and a good ole-fashioned fucking in this one, as the duo of Blue and St. Croix enacts all manner of dirty indignity upon her. They redden her bum with leather paddles and a metal spatula, and then both ladies feel the force of Steven’s meaty shaft. There’s a side of girl-on-girl action along the way, and Siri takes a faux-cock fucking at the end of a “drill-do” and at the hands of each of her assailants—hot stuff! Siri also squirts, and Bailey takes the “drill-do”, as well, while Steven pounds her in the ass. This diabolical dicking ultimately culminates in St. Croix pulling out of Ms. Blue’s ass in a spoon position and making a sloppy, gooey mess of her pussy. Of course, Siri cleans Bailey up with her tongue and cum-swaps the seed over to her. Wow! What an ending!

Scene Three finds Siri grabbing hold of Alan Stafford’s mousy secretary, Dana Dearmond, as she attempts to blackmail her employer over his indiscretions. Fortunately for all involved, Dana is a freak underneath her reticent demeanor and quickly gets into it with the over-the-top, red-haired vixen. While the acting softens just a touch at the beginning of this sequence, it doesn’t really put a damper on the heat, with the two ladies dyking it out in sexy style on a sofa-chair in the room. Stafford watches intently, stroking himself, as the finger- and tongue-induced tension builds. Ultimately, Siri does lend him a helping hand, though she doesn’t finish him off…as per her own sick game.

Scene Four is a quickie sequence in which Siri jerks Alan Stafford’s cock…along with shocking him with an electo-prod…as Steven St. Croix fingers her. While Siri gets some relief, Stafford doesn’t. This one is there more for plot purposes, though its domination and denial themes are fairly intense.

In Scene Five, Alan Stafford and his wife, Marie McCray, get into something of a fucked-up fuck session in their marital bed. In the interest of minimizing spoilers, it will suffice to say that the oral and vaginal fucking that ensues is both intense and fervent, as the deflamed fire-crotch and her man find more in common than they ever would have imagined. This passionate pounding closes out with a spunk-load on Marie’s lips and chin…all followed up by a kiss. Nice!

Bonus-wise, there’s a decent “Behind the Scenes” segment (~14 minutes) and two extra scenes—a girl, girl, girl romp involving Ash Hollywood, Alex Chance, and Dillon Harper from “Southern Hospitality” and a Claire Robbins boy-girl encounter from “What Do You Want Me To Say”. One also finds a choice of seven “Trailers”.

In all, B. Skow takes his audience for a stroll on the darker side of the sexual street in this release, and the result is nothing short of an engrossing and unique feature that is as much a mind-fuck as it is a straight-fuck. The kinked-up sex plays well with the twisted storyline, and the cast is quite strong…particularly Siri, whose performances have been excellent as of late. For fans of the more deviant side of the sexual psyche and features with a cutting edge, this one is definitely recommendable. Check it out. It’s worthy.


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