These Things We Do Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  2/22/2014

B.Skow’s latest release for Girlfriend Films is a psychological masterpiece. The boxcover can describe it better than I can: “A psychiatrist who uses his practice to sexually torment his patients enters into a dark sexual underworld with his most depraved patient, a seemingly sweet young woman with a taste for control, fear and pain. With her, he will confront the sins and pain of his own past, including the betrayal of his long-suffering wife and his involvement in the death of her sister, a patient who he drove mad. And in so doing, he will find that pain is the greatest pleasure there is.”

Kimber Day

Kimber is at her psychiatrist’s office when she can hear him jerking off behind her. Suddenly he grabs her and it’s on. Kimber drops to her knees and furiously sucks his cock. Alan Stafford gets his balls sucked and she slaps his cock across her face. Kimber spits all over him and titty fucks the meat. She gags herself and works out some stringers. She gets fucked in cowgirl, doggie, mish and spoon. This is a hard rough scene and Alan manhandles her. He grabs her by the hair and strokes off all over her face then throws a glass of water at her. Not the type of scene you usually see in a feature!

Siri, Bailey Blue

Later, Siri is on the couch and describes a rough, physical relationship between Bailey and Steven St. Croix. She thinks she’s saving Bailey but, instead, Bailey likes it rough. Siri gets drawn into their web and Steven spanks her with an instrument and licks her from behind. Bailey and Steven both spank her while Siri is blowing Steven. She gets her face fucked and Bailey eats her out. I love Siri’s shocking red hair! She deep throats his dick and Steven does both women from behind. He has a power tool with a dildo on the end of it and fucks Siri’s pussy with it. She does some riding in cowgirl then Bailey rides him anally in reverse. She takes the technical DP because Siri bangs her pussy with the power tool. Steven fucks them a bit more then he creams all over Bailey’s pussy. Siri licks up all the cum then spits it into Bailey’s mouth. There’s some weird camera work here as it zooms in and out and it’s pretty abrupt.

Siri & Dana DeArmond

As Siri tells the story to Alan, he starts jerking off. At their next session, Siri takes him into her own hands and strokes him off as his secretary, Dana, walks in on them. She demands a raise to keep quiet when Siri interrupts, slaps her and rags her to a couch. Dana starts sucking on Siri’s big tits and Siri returns the favor. The girls start disrobing while Alan masturbates nearby. Siri eats her out and then Dana dives into her big ass. They use their tongues and fingers to get each other off and do some tribbing. They end up in a 69 and Siri refuses to let Alan cum.

Marie McCray

After a brief mutual masturbation interlude with Siri, Steven and Alan in which Siri squirts, Alan is joined by his long-suffering wife, Marie. She gets some frustrations out, like the death of her sister, by choking Alan. He is taken by surprise but their passion soon turns towards sex. Marie gives him a hard core choking blowjob. She gets boned in reverse, doggie, spoon and reverse. He strokes off all over her face then kisses her.

BONUS: Dillion Harper, Ash Hollywood & Alex Chance from Southern Hospitality

The three girls are in bed while Evan Stone is sitting next to it watching them. Alex sucks on Ash’s tits and works out some nice stringers. Alex has large, natural ones and each girls takes one into her mouth. The girls take turns double teaming each other and there is some nice chemistry in this scene. The girls pleasure each other with their fingers and tongues and get each other off. Very nice scene.

BONUS: Claire Robbins from What Do You Want Me To Say

Kurt Lockwood picks Claire up for a passionate kiss. He carries her to a bed and straddles him while they lock lips. Kurt eats her out then Claire inhales his dick. She gags on it and works out some stringers. Claire gets fucked in mish, cowgirl, reverse, spoon and doggie. Kurt strokes off all over her pussy and Claire cleans him off.

SPECIAL FEATURES

Besides the two bonus scenes, over 14 minutes of BTS footage and photo galleries.

SUMMARY

B. Skow is on a roll lately with his feature releases. He plumbs the psychological depths of a bad man in this one and lives to tell about it. Very nice storyline and, for a porn what might be even more important, the sex was hot. Worth checking out for the storyline and the sex is a bonus!


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