Teens In Toyland (Metro) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/11/2003

Running Time: 105 min.

Production Date: 12 / 04 - 05 / 2002

Director: Britney Foster

Cast: Britney Foster, Pat Myne, Taylor Rain, Joey Ray, Sabrine Maui, Dillon Day, Temptation, Lee Stone, Nyomi Marcela, and Mark Davis

Initial Expectations: Hmmmm. Something about this one has me really looking forward to it.

Initial Reaction: It’s pretty darn good!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see toys used during sex scenes as well as in masturbating

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting huge toys or girls who look like they’re barely eighteen

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear, but there are a few places where it’s obviously dubbed. The balance is good between the talent in front of the camera, but when Britney joins in things get a bit out of balance. Surprisingly, some portions of the video is presented in a non-anamorphic widescreen format. The lighting is well done, but there’s a little pixelation that creeps into the picture every now and then.

Music: The music is repetitive and has the electronic synthesizer / drum machine type feel. It’s on the loud side, and thankfully isn’t continuous through each scene.

Menus: The main menu nicely blends a bit of the movie with the boxcover and some animation for a decent first impression. The chapter menu is pretty standard, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature: Teens in Toyland doesn’t go with a plot, which seems like it could be a really fun idea, but instead goes with a theme. Each scene starts with Britney Foster finding a girl somewhere in her house, and the girl is either masturbating or about to get started at it. She talks to the girls and has them show off a little before bringing in a guy so that they won’t wear out their toys.

Eighteen year old cute brunette Taylor Rain takes on Joey Ray in the opening scene. She starts things out in a t-shirt, panties, and a candy necklace pretending to be a kitty and licking milk out of a saucer. Her panties are pulled aside so she can show Britney the buttplug she’s wearing. Taylor lets Britney play with her buttplug after showing off for her and meowing a little. She DPs herself with a toy Britney gives her and lets Britney fuck her briefly before sucking Joey’s conveniently appearing cock. Joey starts fingering Taylor’s twat the first chance he gets and moves down to give her ass some great tongue action. Taylor continues to lay back so Joey can bone her beaver, and takes the time to suck her juices off Joey’s joystick after wrapping her candy necklace around it. She slides a finger in her ass while Joey fucks her, and tries to keep it there after he moves to fuck her from behind. Joey gives it to Taylor’s ass from behind and lets her have a taste or two before she rides it reverse cowgirl style. Taylor finally finishes things up taking an extremely impressive facial from Joey before going back to drink the milk out of her bowl.

This scene leaves me with some mixed feelings. When Taylor gets going it’s hotter than heck! She obviously loves sex and gets into it extremely well. The kitty portions of the scene, however, come off as so hokey that I was tempted to reach for the remote. I like watching role playing scenes, but when the person looks like they’re going to break out laughing the entire time it doesn’t work that well. Britney’s chatter also interferes with the scene a little bit, as Taylor and Joey are doing a great job keeping things moving, and all Britney does is interrupt things. Some things are good to interrupt, such as Gray Davis’ term, but this isn’t one of those things!

Cute Oriental Sabrine Maui takes her turn next with the help of Dillion Day. Britney catches Sabrine playing with herself and a toy. She has Sabrine show off for her a little and watches her play with a few of her larger toys before Dillion arrives with a hard cock to suck. He fucks her face and fingers, licks, and fucks her gash with a toy with a little help from Britney. Sabrine and Dillion move on through a little missionary work and a bit of reverse cowgirl with Sabrine taking time to suck her juices off Dillion’s cock every now and then. She also lets Dillion thumb her ass while fucking her from behind and sucks Dillion’s balls until he decorates her face with gobs of his guy goo.

This is a hot scene, but it seemed to go on a bit long. Sabrine obviously knows what she’s doing, and puts some great energy and vocals into the action. Unfortunately it feels like it could have used another trip through the editing bay. The oral, and especially the missionary, sections of the scene seem to go on forever, and once again I resisted the temptation to reach for the remote. Britney adds a few comments, but thankfully keeps her mouth shut for most of this scene.

Britney catches Temptation, a brunette with a few blonde stripes who looks much older than the nineteen she claims, diddling herself on her couch in the third scene. Temptation shows off a little for Britney before taking on Lee Stone orally. They move on with a standing sixty-nine before Lee gives it to her missionary style. They fuck standing up before Temptation rides Lee cowgirl style. They continue to move through most of the positions, with Lee picking Temptation up, fucking her in mid-air, and then setting her down in whatever position he wants before finally stuccoing her face.

This is another pretty good and well matched scene. Temptation matches Lee’s growling intensity extremely well, and nicely balances a bit of resistance with submissiveness. She gets into the scene very well and although there’s something about her I just don’t care for, I found myself getting into it nicely.

Dark skinned beauty Nyomi Marcela handles the penultimate scene with Mark Davis. She shows off for Britney, jumps on the bed, and diddles herself before she’s joined by Mark, who goes to town tonguing her twat. She gives him some nice knob gobbling in return for climbing up for a reverse cowgirl ride and then laying back for some missionary work. Mark finishes things up banging Nyomi from behind before popping on her tongue.

This is a pretty good scene, and perhaps the weakest in the feature (which really says something). Nyomi gets into it pretty good, and Mark doesn’t get into the choking as so often happens with him. There’s nice energy and chemistry, and although the toys don’t come into play between them it’s still a nice scene.

Britney Foster finishes things up with Pat Myne. Britney starts out dressed as if she has a few years to go until getting her driver’s license and playing with a dildo on her bed surrounded by stuffed animals. She moves to the bathtub where she takes care of herself while surrounded by sex toys, and works herself up to a DP before Pat shows up and gives her a real dick to play with. She lets him skullfuck her before turning around for Pat to work on her with his tongue, fingers, and a buttplug. Pat leaves the buttplug in before fucking her from behind, and even lets her suck on another dildo when she asks to. If that isn’t enough, she takes a triple penetration from Pat and her toys, and Pat was about the average girth of the three! Britney lets Pat fuck her ass in a couple positions, and not surprisingly takes a few ass to mouths and lets him fuck her pussy with some of the toys.

I’ll admit that my expectations weren’t that high for this scene after disliking how Britney interfered with the other scenes. That said, I was really impressed with her here. She didn’t run off at the mouth much, and seemed like she’d try most anything. She gets into things very nicely and although it looks like she’s pushing things at times, I can’t deny that I was impressed! This is a very impressive scene and a great one to finish the feature with!

Teens in Toyland is a nice idea that ends up having mixed results. Sexually the movie has a nice feel. I love to watch girls masturbate, and all the girls look like they enjoy masturbating as much as I enjoy watching. There’s nice energy and great chemistry in the sex, and I love that the toys are sometimes brought into the scenes between the couples rather than just for masturbation. The problem comes in with Britney Foster when she’s behind the camera. At times she does a nice job, such as some of the time during the tease portion of the scene. More often than not, however, she seemed like she was yapping just so she could hear the sound of her own voice. I think she was trying to sound sultry and do a bit of a Jules Jordan impression, but instead it normally came off as completely emotionless. This brought down the scenes for me as if the director and person behind the camera can’t seem like they’re getting into it, then why should I? Luckily Britney keeps her mouth shut for much of the movie, which let me enjoy most of the scenes, and turns out one heck of a great final scene to close the movie. Teens in Toyland is a hot porno that with a little polish would be really great!

Extras: Trailers are included for Being Porn Again, Fetish Whores, Blowjob Fantasies 19, Asian Hoze, and Double Anal Excursions 4. The photo gallery lasts about three and a half minutes with roughly five seconds per nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. There’s also internet information and phone sex commercials.

Themes: Straight, toys, anal, masturbation, DP (toy), triple penetrations (cock and toys), rimming (male > female), spanking, interracial, and ass to mouth

Condoms Usage: None

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Overall: Currently, most Metro DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. At the low end this feature is a very worthwhile DVD to check out. The sex is hot, although I did have a few minor problems with it. The technical aspects are also normally good, but also have a few minor problems. Sadly, there isn’t much for extras.

Note to Metro: The main thing that seems to hold back your DVDs is the lack of extras. From the bloopers during the closing credits (and thank you for listing these in the order the people appear) it’s obvious that there’s cut footage. How about including a little of it or perhaps a couple interviews. At the very least you should normally be able to include a bonus scene.

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