TEEN-Aholics$ 3, The Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  11/18/2014

The TEEN-aholics $ 3 features some hot and fresh youngsters that bring a total screen time of 100 or so credits to the party. Keisha is the big star here 58 of those credits and Marina Angel clocks in at 28 and the other 3 girls round out the balance. These hotties are well worth checking out and one could easily obsess over any of them.



Overall Synopsis: The tender, young trollops director Joey Silvera casts in his famously quirky gonzo movies are irresistible. You might even call these sexy sluts addictive! Joey explores the nasty follies of youth in “The TEEN-aholics$ 3,” featuring five of the most gorgeous and habit-forming girls to ever step onto a porn set. Adorable, petite, freckled redhead Alex Tanner gets a passionate fucking and messy cum facial from lucky cocksman Jessy Jones. Afterward, she treats the director to an intimate POV-style blow job and hand release. Exotic Marina Angel and gorgeous blonde Summer Carter share a big black cock in an interracial threesome that climaxes in a gooey oral sperm swap. Gap-toothed, young cutie Keisha Grey slobbers on Xander Corvus’ huge boner and rides him to ecstasy. Shy 18-year-old Darcie Belle grinds on her man’s glistening shaft and follows up with a sensuous foot job, using her talented bare feet to jack Joey’s throbbing cock until semen erupts all over her pretty toes.

Extras: Joey Silvera’s “The TEEN-aholics$ 3” is a single-disc DVD with cumshot recap, cast list and trailers.

Click her for release page on Evil Angel Website.

Alex Tanner: Never heard of this ginger youngster before but she has a very nice firm tits.



The scene starts out a little annoying with a bubble machine in play and the whirl of it shooting out bubbles. Knock it off Joey, it’s irritating! The guy comes in and starts in on her bald snatch and ass with his tongue while she’s still wearing her thong. The guy pulls out his big cock and goes to work on it while she says, “I like your dick in my mouth!” We get a little bit of eye contact from her, but not a lot. They start out fucking in spoon which gives us some great shots of that nice tight body. The guy chokes her a little bit and then moves into mish on her. A vibe gets put into play on her pussy while she gives a little more head. Alex knees on a stool for the doggy portion of the program with a few tasting breaks as a lead into CG and RCG and then pile driver. The guy then shoots her in the face from pile driver from about a foot away and we get some PCH. I’m a little pissed at the cum shot because if there was ever a cut teen who deserves proper framing for the finale it’s this one. You blew it here Joey! The scene then continues with Alex doing a little tease segment while completely dressed again. She quickly gets on her knees and starts giving a nice POV BJ with a smaller cock than from before. Lots of hand work also as Alex starts jerking him really hard while saying, “I’m Daddy’s girl” repeatedly until he cums. Silvera redeems himself for the previous faux pas on this part especially when she tells us she’s 18. This girl needs to be booked more in the future.

Marina Angel/Summer Carter: No idea on either one but this one starts out nice as Marina is hula hooping and if there was ever one thing I liked about going to the circus is the hula hoop girls.



Summer reminds a little of Sunrise Adams from a while ago. Summer shows off her flexibility and gymnast skills a bit. Marina’s wearing braces also and tells us she likes when someone manhandles her. Cue the black guy to come in. Marina quickly has the BBC in her mouth while Summer starts in on her pussy. The girls start double licking and sucking on the cock while Summer gets her cooch licked from behind. Summer is takes her turn as pussy helper first as Marina rides in CG. The scene cuts and we’re in spoon with Summer taking her turn on the BBC. Marina takes a few quick tastes of Summer’s pussy. Summer then takes it in doggy while licking Marina’s pussy. The girls switch places but Marina really doesn’t lick Summer’s twat. Summer gives the guy some head while Marina goes to work on her with a vibe and continues vibing her while Summer gets mished. Marina vibes herself as the guys pulls out of Summer and drops his load on her stomach. Marina plays cleanup girl and slurps the baby batter up and kisses Summer with a swap. The girls express their new found friendship for one another as we close out. While there was some interaction between the girls, it was limited to more of Summer on Marina. There was no P2M or P2OGM here.

Keisha Grey: Almost didn’t recognize her here at first as she’s wearing a variety of chains, handcuffs, and other items.



The guy enters and after playing with her pussy for a few moments starts in on doggy with her. He finger bangs her until she cums. Keisha then gives some energetic head making use of both her hands and her spit. The guy has her on all fours so he can give her a good mouth fucking while she looks to the camera from time to time. More doggy until Keisha climbs on in CG, then gives more P2M, and has her tits fucked. Keisha climbs on in RCG for a while, they then mish until the guy blasts his load onto her face, tongue, and upper tits. Keisha rubs the cum around on her face and tits before licking herself clean. The problems I have with this scene is that there is not good body display on Keisha. She’s wearing chains, a collar, some cuffs, some bows, some fishnets, and a garter. Throw in the guy’s hands all over her and its way to busy. The scene almost gets redeemed at the end with the nice dragon draining she takes right to the kisser.

Darcie Belle: She starts out telling us she’s 18 and then shows us her nice firm tits and sweet young bald pussy.



She’s also from Utah so I’d be curious to know if she’s a Mormon and being a bit rebellious by doing some porn. She fingers herself as a warm-up to the guy sucking her toes and fingerbanging her. She gives the guy some head and they start in spoon with some excellent body display. She asks the guy “are you going to put it in me” and she tells him her pussy is “so young” then asks him “is it tight enough for you?” They take a quick break and she asks him if he wants to know a secret. She tells him she watchs porn twice a day and hints slyly about that’s how she has skills. She climbs on in CG and looks into the camera several times. This girl is a true fuck bunny. She climbs off for a tasting break as a lead in for doggy. She double handedly jerks the guy off onto her tits and rubs the jizz around on her tits. She coyly licks her fingers while looking into the camera. She gives a twitter address shout out and we fade. We then cut to the second half the scene with Darcie rubbing her body and then getting on her knees in front of Silvera for a POV hand and foot job. She uses her feet on his cock until her cums all over her toes. I could easily obsess on this girl.

Best Spankable Moment: Alex saying “I like your dick in my mouth!” in the first scene and Darcie asking the guy “Is it tight enough for you?” as the guy fucks her in spoon.

Pluses: Nice tight bodies on all the girls, Keisha is the only girl sporting and sort of pubes at all. The sex is pretty good also. Keisha takes a nice shot of baby gravy to her face and tits. Alex’s Daddy talk while she’s jerking the guy off.

Minuses: The bubble machine in Alex’s scene is real annoying. The lousy cumshots camera work during the first have of Alex’s scene.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 7 for the young girl aspect.

Is it worth it? This is so worth it for the hot young girls.