Tear Me a New One Review

Platinum X have been producing a consistently high product for a number of years now, particularly in relation to anal themed gonzo. The title suggested some hard action and the cast list promised a good mix of established sluts, such as Katja Kassin and some newer talent, in particular, our English cover girl, Mckenzie Lee.

Mckenzie Lee was a new name to me prior to this movie, but there has been some chat about her on the ADT forums. Mckenzie hails from England, and so must be a nasty slut, and has apparently recently signed up for Club Jenna, so take this opportunity to enjoy her at her nasty best. She has shop bought breasts but also has a killer body and is very attractive and reminds me facially of Taylor Rain, which can’t be a bad thing.

I really got off on the first part of this scene, which sees Mckenzie appearing in different outfits, getting fucked in the ass by five different guys. Each little scene only lasts a few minutes but Mckenzie looks hot in each and her ass gets warmed up for the onslaught to follow.

The first mini scene sees Mckenzie wearing a short, shiny dress and black heels, complete with ponytail butt plug. Mckenzie deep throats a dildo before the real thing appears and we see some pounding anal doggie and ass to mouth.

We now see Mckenzie lying on a table in a red and gold latex top before Steve arrives to lick her out and fuck her. Mckenzie looks particularly hot getting fucked in missionary anal with Steve holding her long legs in the air.

We now see McKenzie walking down the stairs in a red top and tight, white trousers. The smug looking Brian Surewood awaits and is soon banging Mckenzie in standing doggie with her white trousers pulled down. This is a highly erotic little scene, particularly for those who like it where the woman retains her garments during the sex.

Mckenzie looks a little exhausted after her tryst with Brian but now wanders upstairs in search of more cock but this time dressed in a little black fishnet skirt but no top. She find’s veteran cockster, Jon Dough who proceeds to fuck her ass in standing doggie, another highly strokable little scene.

The final mini scene sees Mckenzie dressed in gold hot pants and hiding some anal balls in her ass, getting taken anally in spoon by Manuel Ferrara. The camera now pans out and the other four guys enter the room to make it an anal gang bang. No time is wasted in plugging Mckenzie in reverse DP and then a conventional sandwich, with the guys taking turns to plug her ass and then giving her a quick taste of her ass juices. Brian’s the maverick in this scene, at one point trying to fuck Mckenzie’s ear, then fucking her foot.

Following the DPs we have an anal train in the pile driver doggie position and then a flying DP in both cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl. The scene then concludes with five facials, which make Mckenzie’s face look like the proverbial bill poster’s bucket.

I’m not usually a big fan of gang bangs. Too many males obscure the action and I think that the intimacy of a scene is lost. Having said that, this was well filmed, was not overly long and Mckenzie looked like she was having a great time. Mckenzie will be a hard act to follow for the rest.

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Another English slut, who I’ve been impressed with lately, is Isabel Ice. Jake interviews her while she is bathing and she tells him that what she enjoys most about porn is that it allows her to express her inner sexuality. Not a bad answer from a porn star I think you would agree.

Isabel looks hot in a long red dress and silver heels, and the guys run up the stairs to meet her. Isabel gives some superb deep throat and it isn’t long before she is being fucked in the ass in standing doggie. The real hard stuff begins with a reverse DP and then onto conventional DP. There is then an anal train in the pile driver position with plenty of deep ATM from Isabel.

Isabel’s ass must be well stretched by now because she can accommodate two cocks with some room to spare and the guys take turns in being the second cock. She then repeats the feat, this time in RC.

Isabel doesn’t know what cumfarting is (come on. Where have you been), but she soon learns, as all the guys give her an anal cream pie, which she squirts onto a plate before licking it clean.

Isabel is impressing me the more I see her, not only because she has few limits, as this scene clearly shows, but because she has a great personality that just oozes sexuality. An excellent scene.

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Jake tells us that Lexi has been cheating on him, but rather than call off the wedding, he will forgive her if she services his five mates by taking their cocks up her ass and swallowing all their cum. I can’t imagine it being something that a relationship counsellor would advise, but hey, what do they know, it just might save the relationship.

There’s no slow build up to this one but simply five cocks for Lexi to gag on. Some decent deep throat from Lexi before the gang bang begins in earnest, although the guys break her in gently with some pussy action in doggie, reverse-cowgirl and cowgirl.

The anal begins with a slow doggie and then a standing doggie with some ATM. We then have a reverse DP and then a brief RCA, where Lexi looks at her best, then a reverse DP with the guys taking turns to fill hr pussy.

For facial and swallowing fans, Lexi takes a few loads in her mouth and greedily swallows the lot, but the cu de gras are some cumfart cocktails.

Lexi is quite cute facially, and she has a tight figure, with natural medium breasts. She does look a little pale however, and she had a spot on her ass that could have perhaps been hidden with make-up. Not up to the standard of the other two scenes but still a solid effort from Ripa.

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Last, but definitely by no means least, is that Frolein, with the ultimate bubble butt, Katja Kassin. Katja seems to be appearing in everything I review at present but this is one insatiable slut that I never tire of watching, and her new, darker hair colour, makes her look even better.

Jake is wise enough to know that he needs to make the most of Katja and so the scene begins in a similar way to the opener in that we have a number of mini one on ones before the three man gangbang begins.

John Strong is the first lucky bastard to sample Katja’s ass and things warm up quickly, as we have the stiffening sight of Katja’s ass riding John’s cock in cowgirl.

Dressed in a little white fishnet top, white briefs and transparent heels, Katja now asks workman, Michael Stefano, to lube her ass and then stretch her ass with his cock. Michael is worried about losing his job but no job is that good to miss the chance of fucking Katja in the ass and so he proceeds to fuck her in standing doggie before, a new position on me, fucking her in the ass while she lies face down on the floor.

Katja, dressed in a black fence net bra and pink hot pants, now ruins Eric’s game of pool and so he has to ‘punish her’ by screwing her on the pool table. (I hope Katja didn’t rip the cloth with her heels).

Katja is now ready to be triple teamed and so it’s straight into the action with a reverse DP and ATM. It’s then into a more conventional DP followed by push down doggie with Katja lying on her back and then John and Michael do their patented flying DP.

A nice change of pace now as Katja pops her inviting bum on each guy’s prick in turn and rides them in cowgirl. Wow. This girl’s ass was just made for this position. Then its time for Katja’s reward in the form of three loads of cum.

Katja gets better every time I see her, and like the opening scene, this was cleverly shot. A must see scene for fans of Katja.

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DVD EXTRAS

In the Bonus Scene, Jake tells Katja that if she gives him a good blowjob and eats his cum then he’ll hire her for his movie. Forget George Bush. This is real power.

The scene is essentially a POV blow scene but its never dull watching Katja sucking a prick and so it’s a nice little addition to the disc, although a full scene would have been better.

The Behind the Scenes footage is quite amusing, especially the interview with Isabel in her North Pole attire. There is also the usual photo gallery and trailers.

CONCLUSION

If I’m completely honest, I’m not a fan of gang bangs and I would have avoided this title as well had I known that it focused on anal group sex. I’m glad I didn’t however, as this is a quality title that can be enjoyed by anyone who enjoys good, hard rear end sex.

What normally annoys me about gang bangs is how the women is obscured by masses of bodies with dicks swinging around like microphones at a press conference. Jake is clever here however, because although there is up to five men in a scene he makes sure that there are no more than three on camera at any one time thus maintaining the intimacy and passion of the scene.

The sex was varied throughout, avoiding the never ending DPs and anal trains of so many gang bang movies, but the real master stroke from Malone was the one on one vignettes that proceeded Mckenzie and Katja’s scenes. Not only were these brief encounters very erotic in their own right, they also helped to build the tension up to the main event.

The girls were uniformly good, with Isabel taking a five men cream pie, and Katja’s amazing ass, being the highlights.

A great title that should delight gang bang fans but also anal fans out there.

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