Tear Me a New One Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  7/11/2005

Well this Jake Malone release has been out for a few months but I'm just now getting my hands on it. One look at the cover featuring Club Jenna starlet McKenzie Lee should entice you to look further and upon seeing Katja Kassin, Isabel Ice, and Lexxi Ripa-- cleanup girl in one of Hillary's Baker's Dozen scenes, and I say we have a cast worthy of checking out the whole disc. So without further delay let's hit some highlights.

McKenzie Lee:

Our first girl is a bit special to me having known her before she was a big star and perhaps she isn't a huge star yet but there's no doubt with Jenna behind her this won't be achieved. So why did Jenna want to sign such a talent, I think we'll see in this scene. McKenzie starts out in a hot skin tight green dress and she works her way down the hall showing off her body, turning around you see a butt plug sticking from her ass with horse feathers on it. McKenzie is so good at selling the tease with her face and one look from her eyes should get the hormones raging in any man. Here we get to watch her crawl across the floor to a black dick sticking up from the ground, obviously fake, and she does some sucking on it. Well this sets the stage for much better things as a live cock is soon presented and Miss Lee immediately pounces on it. The gagging was very good on Toni Ribas's cock and you have some titty fucking done. You hear a little bit of that sexy accent too as he's sliding his cock between her tits. You can also see McKenzie has a strong spirit about her and won't let the guys push her around. Toni does some fucking her in vag doggie while the butt plug is taken out and then put back in. Soon after you see some real anal sex and what a site seeing his cock part that wonderful ass of McKenzie's. There is some good A2M too and I imagine there will be lots of that in this one as she's torn a new one! You do see some intense pounding done by Toni and McKenzie seems to eat it up. Ok she goes back to sucking on the dildo sticking up from the ground and then we get a quick edit and we're in a different room and McKenzie is wearing a different outfit. It's form fitting as we can see and you also see that Steve Holmes is watching intently as McKenzie crawls across the table to him, then she bends over after they kiss and performs some good fellatio to his monster schlong. Steve can't resists proping her legs up high so he can eat her ass some, then it's on to some mish fucking and I just love how her legs are spread here, such an appealing pussy no doubts. Steve also says hello to her ass in mish and using his fingers he continues to play with her pussy also. Mr. Holmes then turns her around for some skull fucking A2M and we get another interesting edit and we have McKenzie coming down some stairs in still another outfit. The white pants are hugging her ass so well and the red shirt is also form fitting those nice boobs of hers. From ground level you see a good shot of that ass before McKenzie finishes walking down the stairs and she finds Brian Surewood with a huge grin on his face and his cock also grinning!! McKenzie gives the tool some much needed attention but it's brief before Brian stands her up and the pants are pulled down and he slips right inside her in a standing doggie. They stop soon as McKenzie heads upstairs where we get another outfit change and she's in black mesh and her ass is the first thing we see as she starts still another journey across the floor and we find another fresh cock, John Dough, and cock #4 slides easily into her mouth. Using the stair railings to brace her arms we get a good ass reaming in doggie and this lasts just a few seconds before it's another edit and McKenzie is walking back down the stairs wearing only some gold shorts. She walks into the living room area and we have yet a new cock for her to play with, Manuel Ferrara. She sits on his lap for some good pussy fingering and we hear that sexy accent once more and Manuel's accent also helps the scene. McKenzie lets him know she's already been with four guys and he finishes pulling her shorts off and we see some anal beads hanging from her bum and he pulls them out with his teeth and you see those beads are a nice size. As she sucks on them Manuel does some ass licking, then we move to some anal sex in spoon, again love how her legs are opened up. Ok we get all the guys then convering on her and Manuel keeps up the pounding as McKenzie starts sucking on one with her mouth. The guys descend on her like vulchers and we have dp's, A2M, just a whale of a good time for all especially McKenzie who really gives herself over to the guys here. Oh my you have a great ass shot during the cowgirl dp, that is one nice tush we are seeing plugged. The guys also pick her up for a little standing dp before she gets to do some double sucking cleaning her juices from their cocks. The accent is heard a bit more here from McKenzie and she's in top form urging the guys on. Soon they start leaving some love in her mouth and she does a fine job letting the jizz build up before swallowing. Wow, this was perhaps the best overall effort I've seen yet from McKenzie and anyone wanting to check her out for the first time I'd urge you to pick this scene up, it's a very good one.

Isabel Ice:

Well the other girls have a lot to live up to after that first scene and I've seen Isabel a few times and she's always proven to be one nasty girl. The scene starts here with Isabel getting in a bubble bath, she's looking great with some nice tits showing, a fabulous smile, and of course there's the sexy English accent of hers. We hear some talking about what's to come and Isabel gives us a show rubbing over her soapy pussy and caressing over her nice sized tits. Isabel seems to have a quiet confidence about her, wait she turns around to let us see her ass so I forgot what I was writing about,lol. Well the hands do some good walkin about her body making it nice and soapy but I'll be glad when she rinses off and we can really check her out. Well like the previous scene we suddenly have her out of the tub and the men are all over her at once unlike McKenzie who worked her way from man to man. Isabel drops down for a good cock circle and this dirty bird does a fine job servicing the schlongs put before her. Setting the bj next to the stair railing was a bit confined but you got some good sucking done by her and a nice upwards shot of her tits. The guys also start fucking her in a standing doggie anal and she does some A2M plus you hear them smack her ass pretty hard. The sex then moves to a couch where she's further analized in reverse cowgirl while one guy perches over her face for some skull fucking and you get a dp here as well. The dp's also extend to cowgirl and you get some hot double sucking too from Isabel along with some sexy dirty talk. You have to get a standing dp along with a very hot piledriver anal with some gaping shown. Isabel also does the double anal position in reverse cowgirl and we get a good session of this activity while she hungrily attacks a cock with her mouth plus she does some A2M but only to one cock. Well besides the lengthy double anal you also get some double pussy penetration in cowgirl along with more double A in that same position, CG. Well we start to see some of the pops with creampies starting us off in the doggie position, you see some jizz seeping down her pussy lips and she lets loose with a couple gross cumfarts , she laughs but damn that was gross,lol. It lands on the plate, a small bit and she licks it up. Well for sheer ass fucking this scene was amazing especially with all the double anal but the ending was a bit of a let down for me, I much prefer facials/ swallowing to creampies anyday. Still a very good scene for Isabel lovers.

Lexxi Ripa:

Ok our next girl is known to me as one of the cleanup girls in the recent Hillary Scott Bakers' Dozen 4 scene and here she gets a chance to show us what she can do when it's just her and the cocks! You have a nice mesh top showing off her tits and Jake does a good job quizzing her on what's to come, I think she'll be up for it but we'll have to see. Lexxi will be taking on five of Jake's friends in this scene. She's ready as she tells Jake and you begin with her bending over to show off her ass, then we have the guys all surround her and Lexxi goes right to stuffing their schlongs in her mouth. There is a very good cock circle right away with all the dicks being right there making it easy for Lexxi to move around. You have some good deep throating done but the guys are doing to much talking or perhaps Lexxi isn't doing enough. McKenzie and Isabel both had their sexy accents going for them but Lexxi doesn't seem to want to talk dirty so we get the guys supplying most of it and who wants to hear the guys,lol. It seems Lexxi will be a total submissive in this scene and the guys certainly do their part dominating her very well. As for fucking you see this newbie done in several positions including a standing doggie, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl- nice floor shot is used here, then it's on to the anal starting in doggie with A2M, then a cowgirl dp, a reverse cowgirl dp, a bit more A2M from her and then the guys start jizzing in her mouth. She does good taking their splooge in and not much is left on her face. You also have a creampie shot and she cumfarts it to a plate and you don't hear the gas sound but plenty oozes out for her to lick up. Not a bad scene but it was missing a bit of the passion those first two scenes had.

Katja Kassin:

Ok our last girl certainly knows her way around a cock and while she doesn't need a new one torn I'll still gladly watch her do some hot anal. We wisely start this scene with some glorious ass shots and Katja does well walking around letting those cheeks do their thing. She also bends over lookin back at us and I love this pose from her. Katja does some posing for us poolside with lots more ass footage shown, she knows oh so well how to shake those cheeks. You also see she's got a great smile which she flashes to us while letting us oogle her bum. Miss Kassin also pulls out her modest sized breasts but they are such a good size for her but come on with Katja it's all about her ass and wow can she work it to perfection!! Moving inside Katja goes in search of some cock and she finds one in the form of John Strong who is resting on a bed, cock already sticking out for inspection. Katja does well enveloping it with her mouth and the close up shots of her face looked good here as she does some no hands sucking for a change. Katja then hops on for some hard cowgirl action and just look at that ass as it's plugged by John's cock. There was a whole lotta shakin going on, that's for sure. After some A2M, she takes off and like the first scene we get an outfit change as she is shown heading down the stairs and she finds Michael Stefano wiping a mirror but she has in mind wiping up his cock with her mouth and she does indeed take on his cock after a little ass fingering by Mr. Stefano. Getting us in close we watch from the ground as they do some ass fucking in doggie. You get some A2M from Katja then she lies down flat on the carpeted floor and Michael starts in once more pounding her tush. After sucking his cock we get another shift and new outfit and Katja walks over as the Hate Plow is shooting some pool. Katja likes the long stick he's using but she wants to see his other long stick and after Erik has buried his face between those buns of hers we get some hard cock sucking leading to more anal action in doggie. Soon everyone is on hand and Katja's being dp'd in a frenzied style. You also have one of the guys standing over her face skull fucking her and Katja is totally down for this type of action. She then hops off for some double clean up sucking as another cock slips seemlessly into her ass from behind. There is plenty more dp footage, some piledriver anal which was hot and of course plenty of A2M sucking from Katja. There are a few gapes captured also and we end with the guys standing her up to dp her, a good cowgirl fuck is shot and then the jizz starts coating her tongue. Like a good girl Katja takes it all in, gargles some, shows the bubbled jizz off, then it's down the hatch. This was a fine scene by Katja and makes this disc well worth buying, not that those first two scenes didn't already make this a must have.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a really strong effort from Jake Malone. The girls were all good led by McKenzie, Isabel, and Katja with Lexxi doing good but just a bit behind the first three. As for dvd extras you have a photo gallery, the cumshots are repeated, you have some behind the scenes, and finally a bonus scene starring Katja!! Alright another chance to watch this sexy German and Jake gives some funny dialogue asking Katja if she could handle some rough stuff as he was looking for a girl as one cancelled on him. If she impresses Jake here then it's on to a regular scene and of course she impresses him as we just got done watching her get fucked!! Well this time it's just a one on one scene for Katja and she's such a delight so this was a fun scene to watch. I'd highly recommend this one for fans of any of the girls but chiefly McKenzie Lee really kicked ass and both Isabel and Katja delivered just what I thought they would.