Teagan: All American Girl Review

If you don't find the humor in this scenes setup then maybe you don't have one. Teagan is the innocent naive girl who is absent-mindedly jumping rope until Stone comes along. He's the typical bad guy who Teagan seems frightened of until he offers her an assortment of multicolored lollipops which she happily trades her body for.

At times throughout the scene she acts coy as if she's never done this type of thing before but the charade doesn't last long. Teagan moves through various positions (including a couple anal) generating great momentum although the whole scene is shot in slow motion.

The outdoor setting here really adds to the idea that Teagan is naive and innocent which helps to sell the scene.

Don't stop laughing after the scene one; scene two has another humorous setup. Sarah is busy feeding the ducks at a small pond when Marco finds her and things get heated up. So what's funny about that? Maybe the fact that all of the ducks are rubber.

This scene is about hot sex on a hot car. Kline and Teagan go to work on each other with the use of some soap and water letting a mercedes benz provide the backdrop for their romp. They get nice and clean then Nails arrives to help them get dirty.

Kline is the more eager of the two so she gets the only action doggie while bent over the car. Yes you heard right Teagan doesn't participate in any kind of sex with Nails. Not even the cumshot. Maybe she's just there to provide emotional support for Kline. This hurts the scene a bit but it's a good scene nonetheless.

Another solo scene which is basically an outdoor strip tease with bubbles. Paola does do some brief finger work on herself but the scene ends very quickly. So quickly in fact that it's hard to say anything negative or positive about it. Nice eye candy though.

Hillary Scott gets a big fat "F" (in the scene not for her performance) and her attempt to make things right with an apple are shot down quick. But then again maybe the "F" stands for fuck since that's exactly what she ends up doing after being spanked and teased.

Again here the innocent role gets played up though it's hard to believe knowing what Scott is capable of. Hillary gets filled to the brim riding cowgirl while she fingers her little pink ass which eventually gets filled with dick (doggie). The ATM that follows leads into RCG anal and the pop.

Unlike the last scene these girls have gotten "A++" on their work although they seem to have misspelled "Bake Sale" so it's unclear whether they intend to sell baked goods or have ill designs on someone named Sal.

Anyhow Jana Cova and Teagan, both clad in shades of pink, undress each other and make good use of some cherries and whipped cream. Most of the attention here is focused on Jana. There is some licking and fingering here but overall the scene comes across as little more than a glorified tease.

Morgan and Teagan are playing the sexiest game of pinata that I've ever seen here. In the midst of gathering up the candy Holly finds a little dildo which she gets some use out of but again Teagan is kinda just there since she doesn't really participate. In fact she remains clothed the whole time

"Wake up I'm bored Please FUCK ME!" is what Teagan is inscribing on Nails chest with permanent marker and when he wakes he gives her exactly what she wants. Teagan looks great getting railed in slow-mo while her guitar earrings bounce around.

Nails starts by fucking Teagan's ass (spoon, RCG) and finishes that way. Teagan gets a nice load to end the dvd.