Tattooed Goddesses (Jules Jordan Video) Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/18/2014

William H. directs 5 gonzo scenes featuring tattooed females in TATTOOED GODDESSES (2013, Jules Jordan Video) with an over-the-top performance by BONNIE ROTTEN at the outset. The other lovely ladies, SKIN DIAMOND, ALEXA AIMES, KARMEN KARMA and TORI AVANO, have a ways to go if they ever want to top Rotten's craziness. Nearly 2 1/2 hours. Plenty of special features. Wide screen.

Director William H. has dropped the Nutsack from his name. Good for him! Who would want to be known in any circle with a nimrod name like Nutsack? He decides to shoot these gals in pale to white environs so this basically guarantees that the wildest performance will stick out-just like Rotten's anal prolapses. William H. shoots some darker tease footage for early moments of these scenes and more of that would have been welcomed here; light (or the lack thereof) hitting the tats in creative ways might have been pretty cool. William H. also gets music credit.

Two of the dark haired performers have a Kelly Clarkson vibe and that would be Karmen Karma from Scene 2 and Tori Avano from Scene 5. Karmen (mostly a splattering of tats with a right sleeve) and Mick Blue land in a couch for a scene that's mostly void of theatrics. Mick tries to get Karmen to squirt but that seems to fail. Anyway, Karmen's cock sucking skills are just fine as Mick weaves her through some straight sex paces in this !! 1/2 scene. Tori Avano (goofy star tats around each nipple and stuff across her belly) performs her first double penetration. The trio land in a couch where three DPs occur then the tired Tori drops to her knees for a double facial. Peripheral slaps and choking of Tori detract from this !!! DPlay.

Maybe the most intimate encounter is Scene 3 with Manuel Ferrara hooking up with buxom Alexa Aimes (tasteful tats on the opposite sides of her buxom bod-left sleeve/right thigh)as the duo land in an oversized chair near a window for a straight sex encounter. Alexa's head props up against the wall for some nice moments then she drops to the floor next to the window for a fine facial finale to this !!! 1/2 scene.

Sleek and slender Skin Diamond sports red hair and prances around in these gold tennis shoes. Cool silhouettes of Skin occur early on in the darkened tease moments. Some upright action on a railing leads to the duo sucking and fucking in a black couch. In legs spread mish, Skin claims she'll "cum all over that cock" in this !!! 1/2 Scene 4.

So, Bonnie Rotten (tats all over including those kinda cool spider webs around her nipples) lands on a white couch for a butt fucking, pussy squirting, anal prolapsing opening encounter with Ramon. Bonnie is cute, yes, her demeanor infectious, yes; however, the gross anal prolapses gave me flashbacks of the butt dance bit in John Water's PINK FLAMINGOS so points off for that-let's hope this stunt does not become a regular porn thing. Meanwhile, her crazy squirts have been done before but Ramon sliding her cute ass across the ultra wet white couch was a new one. Bonnie finally puts her vibrator away to drop to her knees for a facial to this !!! encounter that would have rated higher minus the prolapses.

Special features include a sort of Tat Talk that lasts about 19 minutes as the gals talk about their tats, which is followed by 34 minutes of photo shoot BTS stuff. A 3 minute Cum Shot Recap, 5 minute Photo Gallery and 5 of those extended Jules Jordan trailers.

So, William H.'s TATTOOED GODDESSES (2013, Jules Jordan Video) should please the gonzo crowd out there in porn land. Please note: except for Bonnie's lunatic encounter, nothing really stands out as exceptional here in that not so grand gonzo scheme of things. The tattooed gals all look good and they all get fucked silly in these pale to white indoor environs. Sound familiar? !!! outta !!!!! for TATTOOED GODDESSES