Sweet Cheeks 8 Review
Anabolic
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Ivan
Starring: Brian Surewood, Sascha, Brianna Love, Lexi Love, Chelsie Rae, Aurora Jolie, Paulina James, Ethan Hunt, Alexis Texas
Released on: 4/30/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 7/29/2007
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Eight installments in and I’ve never seen Sweeter Cheeks… |
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 2007, 2 hours and 57 minutes Anabolic Digital Directed by Ivan Starring Brianna Love, Paulina James, Alexis Texas, Chelsie Rae, Lexi Love & Aurora Jolie  | |||||
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| With the whole world worried about the comings and goings of people like Michael Vick and Lindsay Lohan, it’s easy to lose sight of the important things in life. Namely hot young girls, their big phat asses and a gifted director behind the camera to film it all. In the employ of The Icon Tom Byron over at Evolution Erotica, the Mad Russian Ivan first made a name for himself shooting Troma-influened fare like Dawn of the Head and Texas Asshole Massacre. He currently makes his home at Anabolic and along with his “brother” Ricky D. and a few others, is revitalizing their old lines by breathing new life into all of his productions. Since reshuffling the deck, everything looks different at Anabolic, right down to the box covers. And it’s the box cover of this one that gives all the promise of what lies inside. It’s simple in its presentation but if there’s anything hotter than Brianna Love on her knees, her back to us, lips wrapped around a lollipop then I have yet to see it. | |||||
| Scene One: Lexi Love with Mark Ashley & Steven French | |||||
 Lexi Love wears a zebra print bikini accented with turquoise highlights and matching striped thigh highs. One particularly interesting visual has Lexi’s bare ass perched on a bed of bamboo rods, oil dripping down her arch, cascading over her curves and falling through the spaces between the wood. Lexi’s only allowed to play with herself briefly before she spies Mark Ashley’s cock out of the corner of her eye. Like a moth to a flame, or rather a magnet to metal, an unseen force lifts Lexi from the sofa and firmly attaches her mouth to the head of his prick. Soon Steven French joins them. After leaving both cocks drenched in spit, thick strands of saliva hanging from their shafts, Lexi buries her face in French’s crotch, cupping his balls as she blows while Mark enters her from behind. They take turns making an absolute mess of Love’s out-of-control, untrimmed and unkempt bush and abuse her mouth. Steven and Lexi both drop gobs and gobs of spit on her sphincter , lubing it well for the imminent railing it’s about to receive in mish (with both men), doggie (with French), reverse cowgirl (with Ashley) and cowgirl with both guys. French finishes in anal doggie and strokes a messy load onto Lexi’s ass. Mark dives into Love’s violated hole immediately after (getting French’s spunk all over himself in the process) and adds his ingredients to the bitch’s brew on Love’s sticky right butt cheek. Lexi rubs the love lotion in deeply and tastes her fingertips, her asshole noisily expelling a few cum-filled farts.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Aurora Jolie with Brian Surewood & Sascha | |||||
 Adorable Aurora Jolie’s got assmeat hanging out of either side of her hot pink thong, slightly resembling two big honey-glazed Christmas hams. Her sizeable (and suckable) natural tits are equally impressive, as inviting as two fresh-outta-the-oven and buttery cornbread muffins with a dash of cinnamon and brown sugar on top. Dismissed early on as a so-so performer and a gimmick due to her strict no-vag (she’s a “virgin”) policy, the woman now known as Nicara (or has she gone back to Aurora?) has turned things around in a major way in most fans’ eyes. This scene will only serve to sway them more. She has two dicks to contend with this day and Brian Surewood and Sascha waste no time giving Jolie a thorough oral examination. Surewood bends her over, pushing past her plush and cushiony rump to sink his prick into the deepest, darkest recesses of her not-so-forbidden hole. Built like a horse from the waist down and a “Heavy Metal” comic strip character from the waist up, Nicara breathlessly rides Sascha reverse cowgirl until she’s snatched away by Surewood and slammed cowgirl. In doggie with both guys, you can see that Aurora has thighs like small tree trunks and when the camera pans up to her face, she playfully eyes it and gives us the naughtiest smirk. She even laughs in between begging Brian and Sascha to fuck her harder or screaming about how much she loves cock in her ass. Sascha spills his seed directly into Jolie’s open asshole from doggie. She sucks Surewood to completion and is rewarded with his blast directly across her forehead and up into her hair. Brian, who overshot his intended target a little, shows Nicara where his errant streams of goo landed and she happily slurps his warm ropes of jizz off of the sofa cushion behind her. | |||||
| Scene Three: Chelsie Rae with Rico Strong & Ethan Hunt (and Tony T.) | |||||
 Chelsie Rae isn’t as “new” as her cast mates but she’s far from shot-out so she still looks fresh and doesn’t feel out of place here. In fact, she might be the hottest thing here. Which makes this scene even more of a shame. Chelsie’s way too cute and way too nasty a prime piece of ass to have been so unfortunately saddled with the lone somewhat disappointing scene in this movie. Just when this movie was looking to finally get the “seasoning” I thought it needed. Rico, who is generally a strong (no pun intended) talent, is paired with his man, John Legend wannabe Ethan Hunt. And like Legend, Ethan must not like pussy either because he is completely and utterly incapable of keeping more than half a hard-on at any given point in time during this scene. It’s hard to make G.O.O.D. music without an erection, huh? This must also prove distracting to Rico and throw him off his game, resulting in an occasional loss of wood for him, too, especially when he’s d.p.ing Chelsie with the scene’s surprise guest, Tony T. Tony ends up being the cock calvary, stepping in and stepping up when things go south (pun FULLY intended) with Hunt and the boys fall just short of getting the job done. Tony manages to salvage this debacle for fans who actually want to see Rae fucked hard, banging her ass solo in spoon and reverse cowgirl. As he and Rico d.p. Chelsie, Ethan reappears to shove limp meat down her gullet. He takes another powder when Tony and Rico d.p. Chelsie again before returning to gloss Rae’s lips with his load. Rico follows suit and then Tony adds his gumbo to the soup swirling in her mouth. She swallows the whole frothy concoction and smiles.  | |||||
| Scene Four: Alexis Texas with Tony T. | |||||
 Alexis Texas is stunning in black and hot pink, posing next to pink-tinged plexiglass. She pops her breasts out and ascends a staircase, Ivan’s camera trailing behind her. She jiggles her cheeks for our amusement before unsnapping her bottoms and peeling them off, literally unleashing her monster ass. The first thing Tony has Alexis do is get on all fours and poke that ass-tounding bumper out just so he (and we) can marvel and stand in slack-jawed awe at the stupendous way it wobbles back and forth when he smacks at her cheeks. One short blowjob later and Tony’s standing up behind ALL of Texas, balls deep in her pussy doggie but firmly focused on those tremendous mounds of female ass flesh. On her back, first on a sofa and then on an orange felt-covered pool table), Alexis pulls her legs together and tosses them to one side, giving Tony one huge heart-shaped rump as his new, willing target. Alexis’ little shimmy down onto Tony’s upright boner is simultaneously whorishly cute and innocently slutty. She bounces on the tip a bit but when she sits all the way on it, burying him completely in her greedy gash, it’s her eyes that let you know he bottomed out in her, not her body language. It’s as if Tony subtly touches some internal button that switches off all of Texas’ conscious thought. Her eyes disappear into her skull and you can wave goodbye to Alexis. Her body might remain but everything else is gone. From flying cowgirl, Texas falls to her knees in a physically spent and weakened heap, catching Tony’s glaze on her lips. | |||||
| Scene Five: Paulina James with Tony T & Steven French | |||||
 This jet-black brunette is Sex-Z Pictures’ new contract girl and part of a “new breed” of porn star (her Foxxx Modeling agency mate, Bree Olson, also just signed a contract with Adam & Eve) fans would do well to keep their eyes on. I think Ivan really likes her because her tease, first in a pink bikini with white lace and then completely nude in a nearby pool, is longer than any of the previous girls included. Tony pulls Paulina back onto his dick doggie first but it’s the booty-shaking, twat-twirling dick dance she gives French cowgirl that will get and keep your attention. It’s damned hot to watch (albeit way too short) and a lesser man would’ve caved under the pressure right there. But this is Steven French. Remember that episode of The Incredible Hulk where the old guy gets exposed to gamma radiation from some machine that Banner invented to recreate his accident and turns into a skinny and advanced age “evil” Hulk? French is like the evil, skinny version of Manuel Ferrara that way. James essays the usual positions with the boys but seems to enjoy herself more with French. She seems bound and determined to shove Steven’s cock almost up into her heart when he’s inside her. From doggie, French pulls out and busts on Paulina’s tiny, tight buttocks and Tony follows suit, but aims for her face. She sticks out her tongue (but closes her throat) when she leans her head upwards to accept his spooge. | |||||
| Scene Six: Brianna Love with Tony T | |||||
 Brianna Love wears a pink bikini splattered with red hearts and has her hair pulled into curly pigtails. The camera trained on her ass, Brianna alternately lifts and drops her butt cheeks and pats her pussy through her hot pink bottoms. She’s gorgeous from top to bottom with a virginal, girl-next-door face but a curvy and sinful bod. Ivan’s lens drinks every inch of her frame, starting at her toes and ending on her full, pouty lips and easy smile. Tony rolls her bottoms down over her butt and his face disappears into her crack as she stands and bends over, leaning against the pink-hued plexiglass. She turns, takes off her top and kneels, slurping down Tony’s tool like a woman who truly wants to taste and savor every inch; none of that pursing her lips or pulling her lips in over her teeth to avoid any meaningful contact with his cock. Brianna looks especially scorching pushed against the wall with Tony fucking her standing doggie, her shorts still hanging around her thighs until Tony takes them off and lifts her near leg high allowing us a better view of the penetration. They move to a kitchen table soon after and Tony wiggles his tongue into her ass before slipping inside Brianna’s asshole missionary on the table top. Brianna, with Tony barreling in and out of her ass at such a rapid and hard pace, looks on the verge of nearly crying, but those “good” tears, if you know what I’m talking about. Without warning, Tony suddenly pulls out and beckons Love to the floor to retrieve his first pop. I knew it. That ass really did look too good to last very long. Brianna downs his treat and the two go right back at it like nothing happened. Brianna leads Tony by his dick to another room, sucks him a little and inserts him back into her ass spoon where she cums and her body is rocked by cute little involuntary spasms. People pay good money to see Brianna ride cock cowgirl so it’s a shame that Tony never really lets Love do her own thing and fuck at her own pace but instead has to pretend he’s Erik Everhard the whole time. The reverse cowgirl girl looks great and Brianna’s legs look more succulent and juicy than a freshly-basted Thanksgiving turkey. Tony goes from Brianna’s ass to her pussy and back before she scrambles to the floor and catches pop number two. We get a beautiful parting shot with Brianna on her knees, bending over and shaking her ass and blowing a goodbye kiss. XXX-tras:
 Overall: What everyone else is trying to do, what some directors are claiming to accomplish, Ivan’s doing. Already. And WELL. You want something different? Here’s where you get it. And it’s not just the MTV video style edited introductions. It’s not just Ivan’s innovative angles, the wholly original and erotic ways he has the girls pose and the situations he puts them in or his creative use of props. While sometimes falling into and subscribing to the Anabolic “style”, Ivan knows when to hold a satisfying wide angle shot. He refuses to fall in line with the typical and do what’s expected. Simply put, Ivan’s eye is too good for porn. Anabolic had better do their best to do whatever it takes to keep this man happy. I’m really, really digging his spin on adult entertainment, what he thinks it should be and where he’s taking it. His, and by association Anabolic’s, future is bright.  |
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