Superman vs Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/3/2013

Welcome porn fans to another super hero parody done by Axel Braun and crew. I just checked out the Man of Steel and this one here came out the year before and features Some Dude as Superman along with Xander Corvus reprising his role as Spiderman. That's right fans the titans are hooking up in one movie and you have super villains that each battle also joining forces in Lex Luthor and Dr. Octopus who is played in a non sex role by James Bartholet. But let's not jump to far ahead and enjoy a few sexual delights first with Spidey leading off.

Jazy Berlin as Black Kat & Spiderman:

After Spiderman has taken care of a couple of henchmen he's on the rooftops trying to spot any other criminal elements when he's joined by these bad guys employer. She's not interested in anything other than fucking Spiderman too! Xander has some witty dialogue here and Jazy enjoys her few lines too before it was time to get naughty. The eye contact is pretty good here from Jazy and the mask wasn't so big that it hid them. Xander lays some pipe here too in mish and reverse leading up to a pop shot left on her tits.

Alexis Texas & Kagney Linn Karter:

The next scene brings in the first of our super villains as we see Lex Luthor played by Eric Masterson and his take on the role is more Gene Hackman like with the humorous lines. Alexis has the role of Miss Tessmacher and I think they changed the name just slightly as opposed to how it's pronounced in the original Superman movie with Chris Reeve. Anyway Lex has one of his sinister plots unfolding when who shows up to thwart it but Supergirl, not Superman. Lex sees that one of his missiles is off target so he leaves to fix that leaving Miss Tessmacher behind to exact her price from Supergirl to free her from the kryptonite that had been placed around her. Needless to say it involved fucking Alexis!! Kagney looks great in her costume here and the only crime really is that her top never comes off so we can see those huge titties of hers. Otherwise everything else in the scene was real good sex wise. Lots of good pussy licking including some nice time where Alexis had that ass hovering over Kagney's face. Nice to see no toys used either.

Capri Anderson & Lily Labeau with Superman:

The movie starts its journey towards the two big super heroes hooking up with this scene. Seems Lex has taken Lois Lane played by Andy San Dimas hostage and he wants Spiderman delivered to him by a certain time. We have also seen Doc Oc and Lex pair up by now as well at his underground lair. So Superman goes in search of Spiderman with his first and only stop being Mary Jane Watson who is portrayed by Capri. She's not alone as Harry Osborns main squeeze Liz played by Lily is also on hand. Mary is ready to play ball but she wants a price as well, Supermans balls!! A very nice 2 on 1 here with both girls getting ample time to suck on Superman's dick plus play with each other. They take turns being fucked by the big man until he's ready to explode mostly to Capri's tits and face. These costumes are quick good at being moved about to free up what needs to be played with save for the girls boobs.

Andy San Dimas & Lex Luthor:

The movie now brings its epicenter to Lex's lair and Superman has knocked out Spidey to deliver him and free his love. Well Lex isn't going to make it that easy for our big man and gets him subdued with kryptonite while he has his way with Lois. She better give him a great bj otherwise it won't go well for her or her man. Well Lois wants more and tells Lex he better fuck her good. Some has one of the better and funnier lines when he yells out she shouldn't swallow just before she blows Lex-- the way Some says it was priceless. Lois is being held in a cage suspended over the floor and Lex slips his dick through them so she can take him in. Andy does some good work here and eventually is let out of the cage so Eric can fuck her properly from behind. The scene ends with a facial finish for Andy and of course Lex goes for the double cross but it doesn't end well.

Jenna Presley & Spiderman:

Just when things seem to be going bad for Spiderman and Superman who shows up but a new super heroine, Spider-woman. She saves the day and we get another funny line from Some when he declines to kiss Lois as he is about to take her away from all of this. That leaves just Xander and Jenna to discuss this whole who saved who bit and Xander reluctantly has to give up credit and the two then are allowed to get their super freak on. A little odd watching Jenna now giving what's happened in her life but she looks good here taking on Xander's cock and there is some dirty talk too worked in. Xander gets behind his new super lady to fuck her and there is some nice reverse action too. The pop shot to end the scene decorates her pretty shiny yellow & red suit.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

I liked this parody a lot and thought it had some good humor in it both outright and deadpan style-- I'm thinking of those two times I talked about Some Dude lines. Eric also has some good dialogue, must be something about that role of Lex Luthor -- it works both serious style like Eli Cross did it in Man of Steel and also very humorous too as Eric plays it in this show. The two on one with Lily, Capri and Some was another sexual highlight as was the g/g with Kagney and Alexis. The extras are on a separate disc which also has a non sex version of the film to watch if you so desire. There is some BTS as well. If you like costume themed porn where they are largely kept on both by the men and ladies this show delivers on that account very well. The story isn't that hard to follow either though more interaction between Superman and Spiderman would have been nice, maybe even a shared scene- perhaps if there is another movie this might happen. Overall well done and worth a look and the show ends with a brief cameo from Harry and he's holding the mask for the Green Goblin so I see our next super villain for the sequel!