Superfuckers: The Analsexplosion Review

Superfuckers 1
(Private)
DVD released March 2000
Stated running time 3hrs 10 mins
Feature running time 2hrs 55 mins
Directed by Pierre Woodman
Starring: Dayana Kill, Brigitta, Claudia Jamsson, Viktoria, Tamara, Kristina, Eva, Brigitta, Judith Fox, Anna, Dorka, Susanna, Emese, Alain Deloin, Attila, Bob Terminator, David Perry, Karl Ben, David, Gyula, Hugh, Lajos, Levente, Mario, Mihaily, Otto, Paul, Peter, Roby, Sandor, Viktor and Pierre Woodman.

NB The above scores are slightly skewed by the presence of one exceptional scene and several average scenes.

The first in a series (and at time of writing the only one on DVD), Superfuckers promises a marathon selection of gorgeous girls in varied sex scenes, ranging from director Woodman's high gloss feature style to earthy gonzo shoots and revealingly rough and ready casting calls. Dayana Kill, a very attractive woman with a toned body and long red-brown hair, introduces the scenes.

Brigitta
The first scene is a short solo girl number shot from Pierre Woodman's POV. Brigitta (AKA Brigitta Fazelas) is 18, apparently, and this is her first time in front of the camera. Brigitta seems shy and nervous, but keen to do what is asked, always a good combination in my book! Her stylish short black hair frames a very pretty face. She plays with herself and Woodman lends a thumb to it too, making her breathe heavily and wriggle her lean, lightly tanned body around. She sheds her little top, revealing small and slightly puffy boobs, and does some vibrator masturbation, popping it into her pussy and ass. It's good stuff, intimate and revealing.

Claudia Jamsson
Claudia is a really gorgeous young blonde, slim with tiny bee-sting tits and sparkling blue eyes. She has worked with Rocco and Christoph Clark as well, but here she entertains David and his friend. She's so attractive that it seems silly to suggest that her BJ technique could be better. Anyway, after some oral for the guys, and a lick or two of her soft pussy (hairless save for a little downy fluff…gosh!) the two men take their turn to fuck her. When Perry has her riding in his lap, his mate comes in to complete the DP. Some great shots with her hair over her face looking really intense! She rides Perry in a hot RCA with her pink pussy gaping, inviting the other guy to fill her right up again. He fucks her missionary and Perry straddles her, using her mouth to get off. She jerks his load over herself, receiving a combined facial and pearl necklace. Then the other guy finishes fucking and streaks her face too. She smiles that Private girl smile, and there's a real twinkle in her eye that says, "Yes, I am a naughty girl!"

Tamara, Viktoria, Kristina
Dayana introduces a tennis match where Viktoria appears to be trying to recreate that famous tennis girl poster. Fortunately these girls fuck a good deal better than they play tennis, which is not saying much. Tamara, a cute and naughty slim blonde, Viktoria, an attractive brunette, and their umpire Kristina, another pretty brunette, meet with the two watching guys and head indoors. The action jumps straight into the sex, with the girls supplying the oral attention. Unfortunately, this proves to be something of a routine scene, and though there are three young, pretty, slim and tight-bodied girls to watch while they fuck, the sex rarely gets out of first gear. Each girl is fucked vaginally and anally, Viktoria uses a large dildo on her pussy and Kristina uses two vibrators at once and there's some girl-girl contact that is unconvincing in the extreme (Kristina looks frozen as Viktoria vainly tongue-lashes her clit). I can't say that I was especially impressed with the performance of the two guys here either - if you can't get excited about being with girls like this... Anyway, the fucking is captured reasonably well and goes on for some time through various positions and combinations till one guy gives Viktoria a weak facial and the other two girls whack the other stud off.

Eva, Brigitta
The preceding scene will soon be forgotten anyway once you watch this one. It would be easy for me to get carried away raving about it, ignoring the flaws in the set-up and shooting and such-like, so having mentioned those in passing let me say that this is fantastic. Woodman and crew are casting their net in the streets and land a couple of gorgeous girls. Eva, a vivacious 22- year old brunette, and Brigitta, a shy but sexy slim 18-year-old, just happen to bump into the Woodman gang, and agree to go to a casting session.

What we then see is some absolutely fascinating interview footage (Eva has good English, but Brigitta doesn't) concentrating on the incredibly pretty faces - especially Brigitta who looks very young when he zooms in close - and little strips to show their lithe bodies, before Woodman pops the question. Will they do it? Of course, though crucially the vital part where Pierre shows them the colour of his money is missing.

Before you know it, Woodman is getting his dick sucked by Brigitta while Eva shoots them at it with another camera. This is the way it's done, with Woodman and the girls taking turns shooting the seriously hot fucking with a handheld camera, and another on a tripod. The shooting is rough and ready, but very effective! Just like Woodman's treatment of the girls, actually. They do it all for him and it is superb. Eva's reactions in particular are wild, and she opens up so much that she eventually consents to anal (as they both do), although she said earlier that she didn't like it. Also not to be missed are moments where Eva demands Woodman's cock in her mouth, seemingly bringing him off, and then where she convulsively twitches in apparent multiple orgasms when she strokes her clit. Watching a slim young lovely like Brigitta get fucked the way she is here is not to be sneezed at either...

Sure you can be cynical about the spontaneity of the set up and so on, but if you go along with it, as you may well know if you have seen Woodman Casting or suchlike before, it works exceptionally well as a piece of pornography. A real must-see, in my view.

Judith Fox, Dorka, Anna
Attractive brunette Judith plays a dominatrix with shorthaired Dorka, Mohawk-sporting Anna (AKA Katia Love - try Animal Trainer to see her impress) and a hooded stud as her slaves. There may be some nice female bodies to ogle but, in a rather cold scene where, in all honesty, "mechanical" is the word, there's a lack of energy, stilted interaction and little or no chemistry among the performers. The slave girls suck cock, get fucked vaginally and anally (with condoms) and there's some pussy licking and dildo play thrown in. The only energy is shown when Judith rides the stud's cock. Aside from doggy anal on Dorka, he sits on his ass for the whole scene with girls riding his dick, till he weakly comes on Judith's PVC thigh boot to finish. The slave girls lick it clean, and after a last glance at Judith's heavily made-up face (I am not 100% but I reckon that it is her in Euro Angels 17 and Hardball 3, credited as Stacy), as she licks a crop that saw the lightest of use, that's it.

Suzanna
In the intro to this scene, Dayana is having her pussy licked by Suzanna. She exposes the redhead's boobs to the camera, explaining about some domestic difficulties Suzanna is supposedly having. Over to the scene proper, where the narrator explains Suzanna wants more than the quickies her husband (Alain Deloin) gives her. So she dreams up a scenario where an additional stud joins them. She handles their cocks and they each fuck her pussy, supply her with a DP and some anal too, all done with a fair bit of urgency. All well and good, but for some reason the scene is lit entirely in blue and red light making it hard to see what happens at times, and as for the pop shots, forget about it! This is compounded by modest camera work and problems with focus.

Emese, Dayana - gang bang
Emese, a slender young brunette, looks so fresh- faced and wholesome it's unbelievable. Dayana shows her round some spa facilities and in a highly predictable turn of events, when Emese tries the hot tub, she comes over all Sapphic and soon she's licking Dayana's shaven slot, Dayana making great eye contact with the camera while she does it. Dayana has a surprise for Emese - around a dozen studs who help themselves to condoms and the young girl's body. Dayana merely strokes a few cocks and watches with considerable relish as the men in turn take Emese from behind while crudely stuffing her mouth with cock. Her skinny legs look like they will buckle as she gets soundly banged. They then take her in missionary, pawing her perky tits and pounding her slot.

Positioned doggy style, Emese accepts cock after cock into her tight anus just as soon as Dayana has slapped her butt a few times. This naturally leads to a noisy DP procession and that in turn makes its way to a string of come facials for this very game young woman, though I don't think all the guys came in the end. I liked the naughty look on Dayana's face while she watches the come spray on Emese.

Emese handles it all quite well (it is amazing to see such a young-looking girl in a scene of this nature), she certainly makes a lot of noise, there's plenty energy and a little hint of roughness about it all. However, I thought Woodman's decision making, such as moving the camera to show Dayana idly stroking her clit while Emese was getting an audible off-screen DP pounding, makes little sense and as can happen with a gang bang scene you seem to see more of the males than you do of the woman who is the subject. Otherwise, it's not bad at all.

Overall
Simply put, Superfuckers (given its current availability on sale - at that price it's a steal) is worth buying for the Eva and Brigitta casting scene alone. It is outstanding. Much of the rest is perfectly entertaining, some is mediocre at best. I was slightly surprised at some substandard camera work and lighting, but generally the picture and sound quality is high and needless to say all the girls are good looking (even Anna, whose silly hairstyle does her pretty face no favours, she's better with an all-shaven head!). I should point out that the actual feature time is around about 2 hours, 55 minutes - the advertised three hours plus must include the trailers. False advertising? Even at this generous running time - a large slice of which is the Eva & Brigitta scene - it doesn't seem like overwhelming value once you take some modest scenes into account, but at the sale price, as I say, it's worth it for that special scene!

DVD Comments
The disc includes chapter menu, multiple language options for audio (English, French, German, Spanish and Italian) and subtitles (Dutch, Swedish, Danish and Portuguese), and a selection of extras. This comprises the trailer for Superfuckers, text notes on the cast and the movie, a photo gallery and trailers for five other movies. There is an additional DVD-Rom only section demonstrating Private's websites. Picture and audio quality are very good.