Strip Poker Orgy Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/20/2015

So, Mike Quasar's STRIP POKER ORGY (2015, 3rd Degree) is a stacked deck in favor of young, blonde female performers-Olivia Austin, Madelyn Monroe, Miley May, Layla Price and the dark haired one, Kasey Warner-who partake in a suck and fuck orgy after a brief strip poker match-up between a few of the veteran male performers and a few of the blondes. The lovely female quintet can be seen posing on the cover of the DVD as they sit, stand or kneel on or around a poker table but nothing like this even remotely happens in this 95 minute DVD. After 7 minutes, the lame strip poker match is over and done with. What's left is an orgy that presents some problems of its own. No condoms. Wide screen.

A three minute trailer serves as the opening credits.

In a strip poker match where "the clothes come off slow and sexy"-according to the back of the DVD, Tommy Pistol and Mark Wood take on a few of the blonde girls while others playing something else in the background can not be bothered. It's all over by the 10 minute mark. So much for slow and sexy!

Will Powers and Marco Banderas join Tommy and Mark for suck and fuck action with the blondes and the other girl in a couple of couch areas. The action eventually moves away from this couch towards an area awash in natural light that unfortunately leaves a few of the mostly pale female performers to nearly disappear in the process. At least, Quasar has the good sense to bring the pale gals into the center of the room for reverse cowgirl where we can at least see them suck and fuck better. The blondes with even the slightest sun bathed skin tone look best here.

The good news in all this is that every guy and gal seems to get a piece of ass from all members of the opposite sex involved; however, the endless parade of straight sex positions gets to be a bit monotonous.

So, in this day and age, not one of those blondes wanted to be the anal slut of this DVD? How about the brunette?

Anyway, the bland straight sex stuff just mirrors the pale skin tone qualities of the performers (minus Marco, of course) coupled with that white natural light that really hinders some of this orgy. The white theme is then carried further in the DVD cover design.

The actual orgy that spans about 85 minutes of this DVD wraps up with a round of facials with one of the blondes doing most of the cum sharing. Way to go, girl!

Extras are mostly solid with a bonus scene-straight sex encounter featuring a blonde female performer-no surprise there. 15 minutes of trailers. A 2 minute photo gallery. A pop shots recap.

So, Mike Quasar's STRIP POKER ORGY (2015, 3rd degree) is far from a full house; it also misses a straight but lands a pair of deuces with this final rating of !! outta !!!!!