Strapped (Adam & Eve) Review

Reviewed by Violet Blue (SGPC)  on  1/26/2005

When I first saw the cover I wanted to watch it -- nothing like a good looking, non-typical cover to catch my attention. My first hope was that it would be a good girls-givin'-it-to-the-guys tape (there aren't any), but instead it's a collection of girls and strap-on play. Excellent -- my favorite kind of girl-girl action.

Overall it's a compilation of strap-on scenes, some of which are insanely hot, other which are sad skanky, fast-forward filler. But the scenes that *are* hot are really delicious, and even a picky reviewer such as myself had three hot scenes to masturbate to and one scene that gave me a new fantasy idea that I want to try out!

The first scene is a pair of girls putting on a disaffected show for the camera wearing really dumb "cyber" outfits -- skip it. The second scene is super extra yummy. A blonde and a brunette are dressed to the nines in corsets and retro-stylings that made me think of Bettie Page -- the blonde is collared and leashed, and made to do whatever the brunette wants. Thankfully this includes light punishment, dildo cocksucing and fucking. A very tasty scene with beautiful young women and great sexual energy that is genuine. Hot!

The third scene has something extremely special about it, and will stay in my mind for a very long time. It's a "fantasy" scene, but it reminds me of the orgy scenes in Eyes Wide Shut. It's beautifully filmed, and all the players are wearing masks excpet for the blonde who gets used by a masked man and woman. Others in masks masturbate in the background. It's dreamily lit and edited really well, so the sex flows in a narrative context that led me along. When the blonde was sandwiched in a DP with the man and the brunette with a strap-on, I had to grab my vibrator -- that's something I never see, and it looks fun, and eveyone was having a really good time. I think the masks worked especially well for me -- I was in the fantasy and not caring who anyone was, I didn't know what anyone was thinking, and not seeing their faces let me detach and enjoy the bodies and the sex. This is my favorite scene in a long time.

Next up is Chloe -- ahhh, Chloe. My favorite orgasm hound, woman of massive penetration, queen of anal orgasms. Yay! It looks like an older scene, but that's probably from the typical porn-set lighting that always makes everything look like a 1990's porn film. Despite that, the scene is absolutely electric between the two women, and it's all about Chloe telling, demanding, *making* the other woman fuck her just right to make her come over and over again. No fucking fakers in this scene -- you can see Chloe's physiology change as she loses it, and I found myself cheering the screen and clutching my thighs as she came like a banshee. If you've never seen a woman come for real (and not from clitoral stimulation), holy shit you have to watch this scene.

Next scene, lame, next scene stupid fake two girls faking it with a floppy double dildo. Yawn.

But then, enter gorgeous Aria, dressed as a cop. She looks so fucking hot! She stalks a timid looking femme blonde and intimidates her in an interrogation room, then menaces her, then undresses and makes the blonde suck her cock. It's pretty butch and I love Aria in this role -- I only wish that the blonde would've pushed Aria further, pushed her buttons a bit. Aria fucks her brains out on the table, and it's riveting. Great scene.

The last two scenes suck, and not in a good way. Music video fake fucking on a tractor (?), then three strippers in some gross office/cigar den faking a romp with all the cliches.

But those good scenes rocked my panties right off.