Squirtamania 31 Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/16/2013

DVD cover girl Priya Rai dons some pink tube socks for her opening squirt, suck and fuck scene of SQUIRTAMANIA 31 (2012, Porno Dan Presents) with three other squirt scene encounters on this 2 hour and 20 minute disc with scant special features.

It's "Birthday Week" on the Squirtamania set and we know of at least one thing that Porno Dan did not get for his birthday-a new couch. All of the action takes place on this gnarly brown couch on a crappy set. The ladies wear crummy tube socks and Porno Dan is looking like a professional wrestler---a cross somewhere between old school grappler Dick the Bruiser and his occasional sidekick, midget wrestler Little Bruiser. In a couple of scenes, Dan gets to suck and fuck the gals plus stick fingers up the pussies of our more than willing female participants to make them squirt. One guy wears a condom in a scene but it's mostly bare pricks and wet fingers plus dildos and vibrators for the proceedings.

The opening credits show plenty of squirting but it's actually all spread out over the disc's substantial running time. PRIYA RAI and some dude roll around on the couch and she gets in 3 squirts in her 25 minute scene that ends with the dude dropping a cum shot on her ample tushy. Wearing ghoulish black eye shadow and lashes, AMY BROOKE and TORY LANE are on the couch with a double sided dildo thrusting between them plus each has her own vibrator instrument, which makes a few too many gadgets for my taste. Porno Dan doesn't seem to care as he sucks and fucks the gals while the other porn babe tries to squirt and occasionally does. Other guys join in on the action like it's a tag team wrestling match but with cum shots, blowjobs, fucking and squirting in this nearly 40 minute "bout". Dan concentrates on busty fake blonde EDEN ADAMS' pussy for her 45 minute scene that has a solo squirt about midway through that overly long encounter. Lovely JENNIFER WHITE shows up for more of the same but her brief encounter is mostly a poorly captured straight sex affair with a few squirt sessions in its mid section.

So, SQUIRTAMANIA 31 (Porno Dan Presents) might have made one performer really happy on his birthday or thereabouts; however, this resulting weak disc was not much of a gift so the best that I can muster is a !! outta !!!!! for this entry in the SQUIRTAMANIA series.