Squealer Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/3/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 111 min.

Production Date: 12 / 3 / 2004

Director: Jack the Zipper

Cast: Audrey Hollander, Felix Vicious, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Smokie Flame, Alec Knight, Kris Slater, Otto Bauer, Scott Lyons, and Scott Nails

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I haven’t seen much of Jack the Zipper, but the little I’ve seen hasn’t done anything for me. I can’t get too excited for this one.

Initial Reaction: It’s well done, but didn’t do a lot for me sexually.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting heavily artistic porn

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. I don’t know if this was shot on film or shot on video and filtered to look like film, but the slightly grainy and dark look often worked to the movie’s advantage. The audio is also done very, and I don’t think I heard a single background noise. This is a very nice looking and sounding movie.

Music: The music is very well done. It varies both in balance and style, and helps to give the movie a fun feeling as well as a creepy one. There’s some very good care put into the music for Squealer.

Menus: The main menu is pretty good, and has some nice animation to give a very creepy feel that worked very well for me. The chapter menu is pretty basic, and lets you choose a scene based on a chapter number and a title for the chapter only.

The Feature

When their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Kimberly Kain, Audrey Hollander, Smokie Flame, and Jassie take refuge in what they think is an abandoned house. Soon after, they find themselves joined by several guys who use them as they want sexually and make them their prisoners.

Scene 1 - Audrey Hollander, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Smokie Flame, Otto Bauer, and three other guys

The girls start things out kissing playfully and facing each other. Jassine quickly gets focused on, with her ass being slapped before she rides Audrey’s face and lets Kimberly lick and rub her ass as Smokie watches. Audrey slides out from under and goes to work on Kimberly from behind as Smokie plays with Jassie’s pussy and slaps her ass. The girls move around to focus on Kimberly, and help her strip down before Kimberly leads the focus changing to Audrey.

Before the girls can give Smokie her turn as the center of attention, they’re joined by Otto and three other guys. The girls go right to work sucking cock before Audrey hops up for a reverse cowgirl anal ride. It quickly turns into a double penetration for Audrey while Smokie and Jassie get their loving doggie style and Kimberly helps out sucking balls and licking cock on the lower cock of Audrey’s. A cock in each hole just isn’t enough for Audrey, so she mixes in a little double anal while also letting the guys go back to just fucking her ass and giving her a cock in each hole. Jassie keeps right on going in a few positions after Smokie takes a facial, and soon after Smokie’s right back fucking missionary style. Finally, the girls get down to share the last few facials.

This is a surprisingly hot scene. Although the editing borders on being a little rough, it’s drawn out very nicely. The girls starting out working each other over builds some nice chemistry among them, although I was a little disappointed that Smokie didn’t have more of a role in the scene. I was also a little disappointed that Kimberly didn’t get fucked, but Kimberly went at it with such enthusiasm that I couldn’t help but be impressed with her performance even without fucking. Although I would have liked a couple little tweaks here, I still couldn’t help but to really get into the scene.

Scene 2 - Jassie, Kimberly Kane, and three guys

After slutty bottle blonde and red dyed Kimberly escapes from the chairs where they were bound together in a shed, she comes around to run her tongue up and down Jassie’s fantastic body. She plays with her panties to tease Jassie’s pussy before going to work on it with her tongue and letting her loose so she can get a better angle at it. Finally, the scene fades out feeling like there’s still plenty to go.

The scene quickly comes back as Jassie takes on a guy orally and Kimberly sucks a pair of cocks. Jassie keeps things fairly straightforward while Kimberly moves back and forth between her pair of guys, mixing in a little stroking but also letting the guys give themselves a hand. Jassie moves on to let her man fuck her from behind and to ride him cowgirl style, Finally, Jassie takes a couple pops on her back and Kimberly takes a bit of a facial and licks up some of the mess.

This is a pretty good scene. There’s a very dark feeling to it, and Kimberly plays into that feeling extremely well. Jassie also does a very nice job, and starts the scene with an almost innocent feeling. She’s nicely “corrupted” by Kimberly, and my only complaints about the scene is that the opening between Kimberly and Jassie feels too short and it feels cut off. Once again I was a little disappointed that Kimberly didn’t get more involved, but Jassie does a nice enough job that the scene came off as being nicely varied with some good heat. This is a pretty hot scene.

Scene 3 - Smokie Flame, Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Otto Bauer, and another guy or two

After she’s lifted up in a basket, Smoke starts to suck the cock of the guy who pulled her up. Audrey is let out of a trap door in the floor soon after, and also sucks her partner. Smokie bounces up and down on her partner’s cock in the basket, and even lets him spin her around a bit, while Audrey lies back and lets her guy fuck her ass missionary and doggie style. Otto pulls up Kimberly from the trap door next, and goes right to fucking her face before letting Audrey help her a bit. They go back to cornholing Audrey while Smokie takes it in her pussy a bit more and Kimberly works her way around orally, including helping Smokie to take a facial. Audrey continues to take a string of rectal reamings as well as tastes of her ass, and even lets them double stuff her again. Finally, Audrey takes a double facial to wrap up the scene.

This scene left me with mixed feelings. There’s a part of me that really liked how the girls were brought out one by one, and the basket was pretty cool as well. That said, I just couldn’t get into this scene like the others. It came off as a little more choppy, and Audrey is one of those girls who either works for me or she doesn’t. Here she didn’t, and since she seemed to be the main focus of the scene the scene didn’t work for me either. I just couldn’t get into this scene.

Scene 4 - Felix Vicious and Kimberly Kane

After leaning against her cell wall a bit, Kimberly fantasizes about taking control of hot brunette Felix. She starts out with Felix gagged and leads her to a mattress with a little strong-arming to kiss her way around Felix’s great natural body. She doesn’t waste a lot of time before moving down to Felix’s pussy, and only takes a break to worship her shoes quickly before licking and rubbing her pussy. Felix returns the favor, along with plenty of slaps for Kimberly’s cunt, as she calls her a dirty slut. She even wraps Kimberly up in plastic and chokes her while mixing in a little play. Finally, Kimberly appears to suffocate and the scene goes to black.

This is another scene that just didn’t work for me. Although I wanted to see Kimberly get into things more, by the time this scene started I just didn’t care that much about her. The dark feel of the movie also really got to me about this time, and I didn’t come close to getting wood throughout the entire scene. This is an artistic scene that works with moods well, but it didn’t come close to turning me on.

Scene 5 - Audrey Hollander, Smokie Flame, and a few guys

After the trap door is opened and Audrey appears to let one of the guys piss in her mouth, she and Smoke get to work sucking cock. Smokie goes back to fucking in the basket as Audrey puts out her holes to her man in a few common positions. When the other guys come back, Smokie goes over to join Audrey, and helps the guys as they double stuff her one last time. Finally, Audrey sits down nice and ladylike to take a facial after the girls team up on the guys orally.

This is a pretty good final scene. It at least gave me a thought of wood, but never actually got my blood caring enough to flow that far south. The girls get into the action pretty well here, but it’s chopped up enough that I often felt as much confused as I did turned on. The dark pissing opening and Audrey’s overly submissive nature also didn’t do a lot for me here. I wanted to like this one more, but just couldn’t care much about it.

Squealer is a movie that I’m just not sure about. On one hand, it’s very skillful. Jack the Zipper manages to make a faceless male movie work for me much better than normal, and also has a very artistic eye. I’ll admit that I was very scared about this going in, as I remember seeing some of the stuff her was showing around the AEE a few years ago and thinking that it was complete and utter crap. Either my tastes have changed since then or Jack has nicely improved himself. Heck, it might even be both. Regardless, Squealer often straddled my tastes, leaving me both liking it and hating it at the same time. There’s some good chemistry and rougher sex in the scenes, but at the same time the mood of the scenes didn’t come close to helping me to like them. Although Kimberly Kane gets the top billing for the movie, it’s Audrey Hollander who’s the real star. While Kimberly is limited to an almost supporting role in the movie both for nonsex and sexual situations, Audrey goes all out and takes repeated anal poundings and double penetrations. Smokie and Jassie do a nice job as well, but they always feel like bit characters rather than being full-on performers in the movie. As much as I didn’t like much of the mood of the movie, at the same time I really liked how Jack did it. I’m not sure that there’s a single word uttered in the entire movie, but the story comes across very well and is only helped by the guys remaining faceless. Even after watching Squealer, I’m not quite sure what to think. It’s well done, but rarely turned me on. I guess all I can say is that if this one sounds like it interests you, give it a try because if it works for you it’s probably going to work for you in a big way.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Adventure Sex 3, A Touch of Pink, Take it Black, Ghetto Booty 14, Black & Wild 14, and Cumswappers 3. The photo gallery lasts over seven minutes with about six seconds per good looking full screen photo. There’s also a bonus scene, commercials, and weblinks.

Bonus Scene - Felix Vicious and a guy

Felix starts out stooping down and sucking a guy’s cock. She gives him some great eyes as she sucks him, and lets him give her a little guidance with a handful of hair before letting him take her from behind. They also get in the cowgirls before Felix goes back to sucking and stroking his obviously white-man cock.

This is an okay scene. It started off a bit rough for me with the audio not always synching with the video, and also lost it a bit for me by leaving in the comments from Jack giving them direction. That said, the middle part was pretty good. It’s more than a little choppy, but there was a good sexual and creepy vibe to it that worked pretty well for me. This is a nice bonus scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, lesbian, group, rimming (female > female), anal, double penetration, double anal, ass to mouth, and golden showers

Raincoat Factor: Very high if you can get into the dark mood of the movie, very low if you can’t

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Rent this one first. It’s very different, and something I can see either having a lot of replay value for people or none at all. The sex is nicely done, but the story is dark and the entire movie is extremely artistic. The technical aspects are nicely done, and there’s some decent effort put into the extras. This is a nicely done DVD of a movie that’s different from most of what’s out there.

Note to Hustler: I’ll admit that when you signed Jack the Zipper I wondered what you were smoking. Here I can see some of why you did.

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