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Girls spit shining shoes? I can't say I am surprised about any sexual
fetish these days. However, it only needs a little imagination to begin
figuring where Brandon is coming from in this movie, which happens to
go from the gentle to the very, very hardcore. Picture it like this: girl
on hands and knees, eager to please, looking up with big eyes at her master.
"Care for a little something extra, sir?"
Tina Crystal
First, a quick introductory scene: this busty, tanned, dark-haired, green-eyed
woman (AKA Claudia
Ferrari; she appeared in Top Guns as Christina, wearing the same underwear
too) has a body that Brandon seems quite enamoured with as he paws her
from behind the camera. This is just a little POV blowjob and foot job
scene to get things started, not entirely dissimilar to Brandon's Ten
Little Piggies. It's good fun and she does have nice feet!
Mandy Lee
…or should I say Fallon Somers? I knew those damn tattoos were good for
something. Brandon and Manuel are in an alley looking for some valuable
garbage to sell when they happen on a girl in skimpy lacy pink things
offering shoe shines…at a couple hundred dollars a go. I suspect something
"extra" is on offer. Back at the house she gets on her hands and knees
and gets to work on Manu's shoes. This whole idea starts to come to life
as she goes from licking shoes to licking cock. There's some sexy stuff
here as she strokes his tool and he slips his hand into her panties.
Indoors, Manuel's cock tickles the youthful blonde's tonsils. He has her
rubbing her pussy and spanking herself for him before putting her slender
form through its paces with some strong sex, much as we now expect from
Manuel. Slaps, smacks and a pretty young girl looking quite fetching riding
on top: this is agreeable viewing, though it's not classic material and
Mandy seems slightly lacking in personality. She sits on a stool, sticks
out her round ass and he gives it a polish (!), and then fucks her as
she clings to the furniture. She subsequently sucks his feet, laps spit
from his hand and generally proves to be a naughty little minx, spanking
her own ass during doggy sex. She looks less enthralled by the streaks
of come fired on her face, which Manuel wipes off with spit and a rag.
Tina Crystal, main event
Brandon has a surprise for Leslie. Tina steps out and blindfolds the Hungarian
cocksman with one stocking, using the other to polish his shoes. She's
in fishnet top, panties and whalenet tights and seems to be in charge
here. I duly note her big bum as she and Leslie slowly work their way
out of their clothes and indulge in some oral. Tina's green eyes, not
for the last time, flash at the camera as she sucks and then rides her
man. In doggy, her pussy pulses when his cock is withdrawn, and her long
legs and feet add to the visual mix.
"Spit shine my pussy," she giggles. The go into missionary, and Leslie
fairly gets stuck in. He licks her ass, and gets stuck in there as well.
Her fulsome figure looks great in this position but she moves into doggy
and provocatively offers up her ass once more, and I must say she looks
good like this too, really in any position they adopt for extensive anal
sex - cowgirl anal seems especially rude. Brandon pans from her feet to
her face: "Give me your come", she breathes. Leslie fucks her ass a little
more then does as requested, on her face. I can't pretend Tina is a really
classy girl, she does play to the camera a little much for my liking and
in truth this isn't an entirely sensational scene, but you know, I do
quite like her and I enjoyed the scene.
Daphnye
I'm still not quite sure what to make of Daphnye
and whether she's really up for it in this game. What's not in doubt is
that she is damn cute and as she walks through the streets of Budapest
with her gold dress against her tan skin, she looks as good as I've seen.
She meets Csoky and gives his shoes a shine, finding it a bit of a giggle
as "civilians" stand nearby. She does seem to enjoy his company, which
augurs well for the sex. They head to an apartment where she stretches
out her long legs for Csoky to taste her toes, which all looks absolutely
fantastic. He works up to her pussy and slips fingers into her shaven
twat and tight ass. Her sun-bronzed legs and feet look positively edible,
and it's no wonder Brandon can't help sneaking the camera off for a peep
at them throughout the scene.
Daphnye gives the young stud a blowjob and then gets into a great-looking
doggy position. Csoky doesn't need to be invited twice, setting about
her at a lively pace. Her dress is round her waist, her delicate lacy
panties pulled to the side as he takes her in missionary. She treats him
to a foot job and before long he's slipping his cock into her ass. Not
sure if she's into this or not, but there's plenty anal, plus gaping anus
shots. She jerks his cock till come drips from her tongue. I spend most
of the scene just admiring Daphnye but I'm slightly disappointed there
isn't more personality. Maybe she's really not so demonstrative. But my
god, she is cute.
Layla Rivera
Nacho is hanging out with Brandon at the Topanga Overlook, admiring a
view of the San Fernando Valley and all the homes the porn business paid
for (a slight exaggeration?), when slender brunette Layla happens along,
offering shoe shines. Again, I can see more clearly here where Brandon
is coming from as Layla "accidentally" reveals her small round ass and
shows her long legs in heels as she bends over to polish Nacho's sneakers.
There are more great shots like this as she blows his dick. It's actually
a shame they have to go back to some house for the sex - risqué outdoor
action in a picturesque spot like this is rather good fun.
So, at this house Nacho tosses Layla over, licks her pussy and starts
fucking her before they're even out of their clothes. Her thick nipped
little tits poke out from under her bra. Nacho ties her hands with her
top, and controls her by the hair while training her in a little deep
throat as she kneels on the rug in a very sexy pose. Indeed, her skinny,
wriggly form and excitable manner are enjoyable to take in as Nacho pushes
her through a variety of indescribable and contorted positions. The sex
is just a blast but Brandon sneaks in some nice details, like feet, of
course, and a great shot of her nipples sticking out like bullets as she
slides onto Nacho's body to ride him. She just about swallows his come.
There's a very sexy dynamic between them - the difference when you hire
a charismatic performer like Nacho is clear - and Layla really deals with
his overpowering ways and gets into it in fine style.
Julie Night
Julie is poised like a cat. She crawls over to polish Brandon's shoes
with spit, a rag and her tongue. Brandon soon has her gagging on cock
and polishing his rod with her rag. "What about my shoes?" demands Michael
Stefano. The view switches from Brandon's perspective to a wider shot
as he whacks her ass while she gags on Michael's tool. The guys firmly
take charge and push her hard in some demanding, deep, spit-soaked oral
- spit being the operative word.
I note how well coloured Julie's cheeks are from the spanking as she clambers
into Michael's lap. His dick rams her pussy; Brandon's rams her mouth.
Her mascara runs and she's in a mess, but she just wants more. This is
strong, raw, crude and certainly not for the faint hearted. However, it
would be wrong, based on the repeated evidence of her utterly committed
performances, to paint Julie as some kind of victim as she truly seems
to relish being used like this. Used she is, but that's the way she likes
to play.
So, yes, we have spanking, anal, ass-to-mouth and double penetration but
this is not really about sex acts or positions. It's about Julie submitting
in a way that goes some way beyond the usual perfunctory porn performance.
I find some of her scenes uncomfortably intense, as though she's giving
something far too personal away for the camera, but it's good to come
away from watching a scene feeling challenged, asking questions and not
just of the "why was that so boring" sort. I feel less convinced about
the ending: Julie announces "I'm a dirty little whore", as the guys spit
on her face and cover her features in shoe polish, before dumping their
loads on her blacked-up face.
Overall
I really had no idea what to expect from Spit Shined. I'm in a quandary
as to how to score it, because it's not perfect and it's probably not
suitable for all tastes (and thank God it doesn't try) so the score takes
that into account - it'll be better or worse depending on taste. I had
my doubts about the premise, and if I'm being honest I still do. However,
for the most part I was surprised at just how well Brandon has turned
an unusual little idea into quite a satisfying production. I suppose the
quirky theme is roughly akin to something one might expect Joey Silvera
to come up with. While I enjoyed Tina Crystal and especially Daphnye,
the movie is actually at its weakest during these relatively conventional
sex scenes. What's more interesting is the way Brandon works the fetish
aspects into the sex, creating some intriguing and amusing little set-ups
without taking it all too desperately seriously.
That said, the hardcore does get pretty serious, no more so than with
Julie Night, and the scenes with Mandy and with Layla do supply a fair
share of exciting sex that struggles with the shackles of convention without
entirely breaking free. What I think is best about this and Brandon's
other movie I reviewed lately, Ten Little Piggies, is that he's putting
material that he seems to have a real feeling for into his movies and
is slowly but surely breaking away from formula porn to create some more
personal, individual and interesting material. As I say, I'm not sure
that the "Spit Shine" thing really works for me, but it's far
from being the sum and substance of the movie. There's a healthy variety
of sex and situation and I can only hope Brandon keeps pushing on with
new and different ideas.
DVD Comments
The picture quality is good - it's all clear enough for me and I didn't
spot any video artefacts, despite a packed disc. The sound is a touch
rough in spots but nothing major. As I say, a packed disc: There's a behind
the scenes clip, around 7 minutes, with Leslie and Tina having a frank
exchange of views, Daphnye providing conclusive proof that she's just
a doll, and Julie again clearly stating that she does not need to be saved
from herself. She loves this stuff! Then there's a POV blowjob scene with
Mandy, and some foot stuff too, and "More Tease, Please!" - a scene with
Julie and then Mandy in solo masturbation action. Add to this text biography,
cast list, photo shoot footage (about 7 minutes), photo gallery, cumshot
recap and a funny little clip intriguingly titled "How to Spit Shine a
Shoe"…
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