Spit Shined Review

Synopsis
When I saw the title "Spit Shined," I immediately assumed the obvious, that it would have to do with women spitting on various men sexual organs. But no, the title actually does have to do with spit shining shoes—and well, yes, foreheads—but not dicks, and for that the vid already gets points for faking me out.

Scene 1
I should mention that I’m going to be talking about the men here as much as about the women, because, guess what, I like men. Our first scene starts with a point of view blowjob, delivered by a lovely Hungarian woman named Tina Crystal to our man Brandon Iron. Although we only get to see Brandon’s dick, I didn’t mind because I was quite taken by Ms. Crystal. She came off as very warm and friendly, and only too happy to take on Brandon’s member.

Scene 2
Our next scene finds Brandon and male French lollapalooza Manuel Ferrara wandering around a San Fernando alley looking for garbage to take back and sell so as to hire an expensive LA girl. I’m not kidding! Along wanders a blue-eyed cutie named Mandy, with her skirt riding up her ass to beat the band, and her 18-year old self carrying a shoe-shine kit. And she’s offering shoe shines for only two-hundred bucks. Again, I’m not kidding. Well, one thing leads to another and she and Manuel are soon carrying on, first outside, then in. They seem to enjoy each other a lot and that always adds to the heat of the scene. Plus we get to see a fair amount of Manuel. Don’t worry guys, no close-ups of him cumming, but also no desperate attempt to cut away from his face when it’s near to Mandy’s. No anal in this one, as we learn from the Behind the Scenes feature that Mandy is not comfortable yet with anal. Scene ends with Mandy kneeling to catch a nice load from Manuel.

Scene 3
Next we have a black-haired hunk named Leslie being interviewed off-camera by Brandon. Like Tina, with whom he ends up being paired, he comes off as friendly and down to earth. And he has a pony tail and a nice hairy chest and a gorgeous dick! The conceit here is that Brandon is bringing Leslie a girl but he is not to look at her. Out comes Tina in sexy fishnet hose and she blindfolds Leslie and proceeds to pleasure him orally. The blindfold eventually comes off and the two get down to business, with lots of different positions, and some nice long anal. Only thing I didn’t like about this was Tina’s habit of moaning rhythmically. I found it distracting after a while. Leslie also tended to grunt rhythmically, but I found his grunting so sexy that I did not mind. Scenes end with Tina kneeling as Leslie gives her a nice facial.

Scene 4
Choky Ice and Daphnye. Daphnye is a petit brunette who looks perhaps a bit Asian? Anyway, cam follows her as she walks along the streets of what appears to be a picturesque European town. At one point she meets Choky, and in an odd moment, she starts “polishing” his shoes with her scarf, then they go off to a room to play. I found this weak as a beginning, as I’d have liked to have a bit more context to their meeting. Be that as it may, Choky lovers, you’ll be happy to know that we get to see a fair amount of his gorgeous face and bod, particularly when he’s face-fucking Daphnye. And what a sexy way he has of face-fucking, kind of thrusting from the hips. Mmmmmmm honey. Neither actor seems to get particularly carried away with one another, but I still felt they connected. Most of the sex takes place on a bed, with some nice vag and anal sex.

Scene 5
Layla Rivera and Nacho. Nacho and Brandon are looking out over the San Fernando Valley, chatting about nothing in particular when perky Layla shows up, shoe shine kit in hand. Why she was carrying a shoe-shine kit high above the Valley is anybody’s guess, but as it was not an important plot point, I didn’t particularly care. Nacho takes to her and she starts to polish his shoes, never mind that they’re tennis shoes. They end up inside somewhere and proceed to have enthusiastic sex, with Nacho being his adorably ardent self, and Layla really seeming to get off to his sexing her, giving him come-hither looks, wiggling her tongue at him, etc. They really seemed to click. Scene ends with Nacho straddling sexy Layla and shooting a nice load on her pretty face.

Scene 6
Last scene features Julie Night being DP’d by Brandon and Michael Stefano (formerly known as Luciano). While the other scenes had their moments, this was the one that really cooked for me. The performers really seemed hungry for one another (well the guys for Julie and vice-versa), and there was a real build to the heat. At one point Brandon fingers Julie in both of her holes(!), Michael pulls out of her ass several times and feeds her his dick, there’s a fair amount of “dirty” talk, slapping, gagging, etc. It ends with Michael and Brandon putting black polish on Julie’s face, then cumming on her. While the polishing part seemed odd, it made the boys’ cum showed up nice and white against the black background. Hot.

The DVD
Lots of extras. Behind the scenes, which I always like as they humanize the performers. Photo shoots, cast list, an extra POV blow job by Mandy to Brandon. We get to see Mandy’s eyes and if they aren’t the prettiest baby blues then I don’t know what.

Summary
A solid effort. A nice variety of girls who all seem to enjoy their scenes. Also, enough variety of sex positions and camera angles to keep things interesting. And, though most of the footage concentrates on the girls, we guy lovers do get to see a fair amount of them, as well.