Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  8/21/2011

Spiderman Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can,
Spins a web any size,
Catches thieves just like flies.

Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman is about to get caught in web of sexual bliss! Will he be able to save the city from the Evil Menace or Electro and the Kingpin? Will he finally choose between Gwen and Mary Jane? Will he manage to resist the charm of the Black Widow? Peter Parker’s secret identity turns out to be a lot more exciting in Axel Braun’s sexy spoof Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody brought to you by Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company. Get ready for the ultimate swing!

That’s the overall description of Vivid’s Spiderman parody. First thing one notices with the package is the 8 page explicit comic book tucked inside the box cover sleeve. Its quick 2 minute read that features a quick history on how Spidey came about as a sexual being.

Extras include: A non sex version, chapter search, positions menu, BTS, and previews.

Story: I watched the non sex version, and I really didn’t see much story; however, we did have the upside down kiss sequence in the alley, so one can definitely fast forward directly to the sex scenes.

Onto the girls:

Sarah Shevon: She plays a secretary in the J. Jonah’s office who’s secretly hooking up with Robbie, Jonah’s right hand man. Sarah’s looking real hot. We kick it off with an energetic BJ, completely with spit strings, deep throating and some coughing from gagging on the dark meat. We run through doggy and mish with time outs for pussy tasting, more mish, then a side saddle before Sarah strokes Robbie off onto her tongue. We really don’t get to see the baby batter hit her tongue, but you can see some leftovers during the PCH. Camera work wasn’t the best in the scene, but Sarah looked awesome.

Tara Lynn Fox: I think this woman was Tara Lynn as she wasn’t identified in the credits. Electro is in the Braun Motel with a hooker, and we kick it off with some excellent close-ups of the hooker taking the cock all the way down. Some ball sucking and jawbreaker action also, but the guy for some reason feels the need to constantly be touching her head and spinning his hips to pull the cock out of her mouth. This got to be a little distracting after a bit. We immediately go into doggy then mish, and again the guy’s hands keep getting in the way. She then climbs on in RCG, all the while keeping her red sparkly bra and thong. She rides in CG a bit, stands up, takes off the bra and thong and climbs back on in RCG. Spoon then mish before the guy pulls out and spanks it off on her thigh and stomach. While he’s cumming an electric bolt shoots out of his cock and electrocutes the girl. This scene could have used a little less Electro in the way of the girl.

Capri Anderson: After the upside down kiss in the alley, we have a short upside down blowjob that has Mary Jane stroking off Spidey’s schlong onto her tongue and chin and we close out with some PCH.

Ash Hollywood/Capri Anderson: The girls come back to Flash’s place for a little FMF romp that kicks off with the girls kissing and undressing before double teaming Flash’s meat stick. I’m become a big fan of Ash’s lithe look. MJ climbs on first and rides in RCG while Gwen looks on. A little kissing and boob groping but no real full on girl on girl. The girls take turns getting it in doggy style, CG, before with MJ gets a little more mish and Flash strokes it off onto their tits. Some PCH kissing closes it out for us. This was shot in the shadows without a lot of lighting and it took away from the scene immensely.

Brooklyn Lee: We kick things off with some nice spit strings while se gives a very wet blowjob on Spidey. They then hit Doggy and side saddle before we move into RCGA. Spidey shoots his webbing directly into her mouth before she lets a little dribble off her lips.

As we close out the disk, we have a setup for a sequel of some sort with the discovery of Capt. America’s shield by The Kingpin, and also by Otto Octavius, AKA Dr. Octopus.

Pluses: The girls are hot and most of the regular Spidey characters are there.

Minuses: Technical and productions issues abound as the lighting and framing are sometimes not up to par with Vivid’s standards.
Costuming is kept on throughout the production, which provides a distraction on the girl’s body display. Dick Delaware feels the need to constantly be putting his hands in all the shots with his antics. His scene is by far the weakest of the bunch.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 2 as Vivid isn’t that kind of company.

Is it worth it? I’m ambivalent at this point as I feel the technical issues really pulled away from the production.