Spa, The (Wicked) Review

Reviewed by BIGmike  on  6/3/2003

Wicked Pictures Proudly Presents
A Bob Chinn Feature Presentation

The Spa

Starring Stephanie Swift, Tina Cheri, Temptress, Devinn Lane, Regan Starr, Gauge, Alexxxis Tyler, with Erik Everhard, Brick Majors, Devin Wolf, Dale Dabone, and Billy Glide.

Directed by Bob Chinn

Stephanie pulls her convertible up to Erik, who’s playing a valet, with Tina Cheri on the passenger side, and when they get out, he makes up an excuse for Stephanie to come with him, so Tina walks on. He asks her where she was last night, and pulls her to a back room when she answers. Stephanie is looking hot, wearing a tiny black top, and long black skirt that flies up when she sits down on a chair, with Erik on top of her, kissing her. He works his way briefly over her pointy nipples and down to her pussy, giving her a good amount of oral, which she then returns onto him, after we see Tina telling two receptionists that the business with the valet seems to be taking a long time today. Gauge walks in to tell Tina that her appointment is ready, and now we see Stephanie sitting her pussy down on Erik’s condom-clad cock, and getting fucked through a couple of positions before he cums on her face, ending a decent scene with pretty cool segues between sex acts.

Tina, a pretty decent looking blonde, is now getting ready to have her hair styled by Brick Majors, they make small talk, and then he shows her a book off hair styles. It isn’t long before the two are kissing and the robe that she had on comes loose, exposing her tits for Brick to suck on before he makes his way down to her pussy. He goes on to finger fuck her pussy, then slides his condom-clad cock into her for some brief fucking. She wants him to cum inside her so that she can feel it, kinda hard to do with a condom on, no? Ending this way below average short fuck.

Now we have two stories going on at once… Stephanie and Devin Wolf, same ol situation… she didn’t make it to fuck him last night, and in another room Gauge tells Devinn Lane that she doesn’t understand why women think they can’t get along without men, then shows her some girl on girl loving. Stephanie sucks Devin’s cock, and back to the two girls kissing and feeling each other up. Devinn is decent looking, with stretch marks on various parts of her body, and Gauge is looking pretty hot, but I’ve seen her better. Stephanie is looking good and gets fucked vaginally only with Devin’s condom-clad cock, and she gets cum on her cheek after he cums on himself. Two scenes at once, flip flopping back and forth, makes this scene not too good, the scenes if separate, would’ve been decent, borderline good, but as is, it’s just two basic scenes flip flopping back and forth.

Temptress comes looking for an appointment with Brick, but one of the receptionists tells her he’s on a lunch break. She goes on to say that she was going to take a sauna, but it’s lonely at this time of day, so the receptionist says she’ll find someone to keep her company. Brick is stopped from going to his 2 o’clock appointment by Tina because she starts up on sucking his cock again. Temptress is now in a sauna, looking good, but not at her best as she sweats it out, waiting for someone to keep her company, and that person is Billy Glide. Billy gets blown and goes down on her bald pussy before he fucks her pussy with condom-clad cock. He cums on her tits, then the scene flips back over to Tina getting fucked, again, ending this below average mess of a scene with a cumshot on her back.

Dale Dabone drops some flowers off and starts talking with the two receptionists before the one, Regan Starr, comes around from behind the counter and then drags him down behind it. Regan is decent looking, hair in braids, when she removes her top and starts kissing Dale. She starts working his cock with her mouth and hands as Alexxxis looks on, and then along comes Temptress, who leaves with Billy. Alexxxis, another decent looking, braided hair blonde, and Regan are both sucking Dale’s cock now, with the fucking following. Alexxxis gets it first, vaginally, by Dale’s condom-clad cock, with some light girl/girl action as well before the girls switch up and continue on. He pulls out of Regan and to put an end to this decent scene, he gives her a facial.

Stephanie walks out of her appointment and knocks the flowers over and walks out after saying she hates flowers.

The End

EXTRAS : All Access: the making of The Spa, which is a behind the scenes feature lasting just over 16 minutes. Audio bios [jump to scene] of Stephanie Swift, Temptress, Devinn Lane, Tina Cheri, and Devin Wolf, as well as autoplay star photo galleries of Stephanie Swift, Temptress, Devinn Lane, Regan Starr, and Tina Cheri, and a photo gallery from the film. There are also 12 trailers, and the usual Promotional Materials, Free Speech Coalition commercial, AVN awards, Wicked Web, company profile, and Wicked Casino.

OVERALL : Decent looking girls getting fucked in a spa, simply put, and the story is almost nonexistent, but the audio and visual quality is good, as are the extras. At just around an hour and 15 minutes, not much happens, and the scenes flip flop back and forth, making the sex shorter, and though the sex is filmed decently, it isn’t really all that good.

FINAL THOUGHTS : Gauge and Stephanie are the best looking girls, and even they have looked a lot better in other films, the rest of the girls just didn’t look that good, hence the low female performer rating. The sex was boring and mundane, and the acting was dismal. It was a toss up between giving this a zero or a ½, but I decided on zero because I’ve taken points off better movies for doing the going back and forth crap. The story is supposed to be like a porn soap opera, or something like that, but turns out to be an incoherent mess of flip flopping between scenes, and just a weak all around story. And one final note, in this movie, the character “Charles” was played by Erik Everhard, and the character “Peter” was played by Billy Glide, not vise versa, as listed in the end credits. Plus there was one other flub in the movie; not that these would’ve effected much, just an interesting note.

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