South Beach Heat Review

Reviewed by HornyDiablo  on  6/6/2003

Lots of pairings between latin boys, white boys, and latino-ish white boys make this freakish video excellent jerk off material beyond it's shock value. Here's an overview of the freaky shit you'll see: a bareback sex scene, masturbation with a real gun, oversized dildo action, underwater cumshots, a gangbang, and voodoo scene in which a Cuban shaman gives it to a white guy on top of a "dead" body.

Oh, you'll also see a bunch of queens rollerblading past the gates of the actual Versace mansion. Why? Because this video is loosely based on the final days of queer serial killer Andrew Cunanan. Why!?! 'Cause you need a bit of change in your steady diet of "seducing the straight devilery guy/police officer/auto mechanic movies", that's why! The video is a series of vignettes strung together by the appearance of "Andy" played by the brooding and thickly muscled Tony Reno.

The formula is basically this: Sullen (but hot looking) Andy encounters a group of guys. They all want him, but he stalks off leaving them to do the hot-and-nasty without him. Here are some of the things that Andy decides to take a pass on: a sex club gangbang, a bunch of white queens at the White Party, two lovers who try cruising him at the beach, and a trio of badly bleached blondes who go on to have a hot threeway without him. Andy just walks on by all of them except for a nasty old guy who solisits him on the beach with a handfull of hundred dollar bills. The geezer goes down on him off-camera and we never see Reno's delicious pinga inside of anything — except for the barrel of a gun, during his very hot jerk-off/suicide scene. Yes, the deed happens on an anchored houseboat, just like Cunanan's final hours.

Now that we've got the bad and the ugly out of the way, let's get to the good. And there's lots of it in South Beach Heat. The group scene at the beginning is hot, with lots of "take that Cuban dick" dirty talk. The bareback scene between real-life longtime lovers Michael Chads and Tony Brandon is both sensual and rough. Chads and Brandon are a white/latin duo who have similar weightlifter physiques and the camera even follows their adventures underwater. Brandon shoots a great cumshot into the mouth of his white boyfriend. (This had rewind buttons working overtime at the hornydiablo.com offices!) Another scene gets artististic as Dino DeMarco tops a cute white boy and then gets wild with edible paints and dildos. The finale is a voodoo scene in which another white boy gets quite a pounding. The ceremony ends as the "spirits" of all of the cast members materialize to dump a load.