Sorority Sex Kittens 3 Review

Reviewed by eric  on  3/22/2004

Clocking in at 2 hours and 16 minutes this feature is way too long. The story line, for a porno anyway, is way way way too complicated. It is a nice idea to be thorough but does anyone really care about the true history of the sorority, and the meaning of its Cajun roots and legacies? And what the hell is this time warp thing at the end with Jill Kelly's only dialogue in the film?

But I do like the witty intelligence thrown in - especially the music references to Warren Zevon and "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" and Van Morrison's "Tupelo Honey" (those are a few topics I never thought I would encounter in erotic cinema reviews).

Oh and the sex --- pretty good stuff - but too many blondes. The standouts are Gere, Ireland, Ashton, and Serenity though the bulk of the picture seems to belong to LaVeaux. Houston's hair was terrible but she gave a good fuck and I can't complain if Stacy Valentine is one of the blondes (though her makeup was terrible). The individual sex scenes are very good but of course the highlight is the huge virtually all girl orgy at the end. Oh couldn't Ashlyn Gere get fucked by the lone male? That would have been worth the whole picture - and why couldn't Kylie, Juli, and Serenity get cummed on?

Lastly, the real stinker of this film is the original music the film seems to take so much pride in. It is terrible! Even for porno rock, it lacks any substance - and gets so very annoying in its simplicity and repetition.

If it wasn't for the incredibly hot sex from the performers, this would have been a complete and total bomb. The .5 attached to the 3 rating might be too generous.