Sleaze Show, The Review

THE SLEAZE SHOW

VCA

Feature

Starring: Tawny Roberts, Alec Metro, Monica Mayhem, Evan Stone, Pat Myne, Amber Michaels, Frank Fortuna, Billy Glide, Ashley, Marty Romano, Layla Jade, Alex Summers, and T.J. Hart

Directed By: F.J. Lincoln

Running Time: Feature: 101 Minutes, Total: 113 Minutes

RATING: 8/10

FEATURE:

Overall: This is another porn feature in which the plot's sole purpose is to drive the sex. The only good thing about this plot is that there isn't much of it. There is also nothing about the cinematography that sets this film above the average. Due to these factors the sex will be my main concern. If ypu like blondes this may be a film you'll want to check out, all the women are blonde. The plot is based around a Jerry Springer type show. Tawny Roberts is our main character and is an employee of the show. She is also in search of her long lost brother. The DVD has shorter chapters than normal so you can skip to certain parts of each scene. There are three scenes with Tawny and this greatly improves the films rating because she is the only extremely hot woman in this movie. I like it when a director knows which chick is the hottest and uses her for as many scenes as he can squeeze out of the plot. The lighting and production values are good throughout. You can also watch the movie in a sex only mode which is nice for later viewing.

SCENE 1: Ashley

This scene begins during a show in which guys find out their women are stripping. After a horribly fake girl fight we find ourselves backstage where two of the disgruntled lovers get it on. Ashley is an English woman with curly blonde hair and small breasts. She looks kind of tall which unusual for small boobed women in porn. She has an above average face, but she has that trashy look that makes her a little more attractive. The lighting is good.

BJ: There is very good use of a mirror coupled with a hot blowjob to make this an exemplary segment. She manages to take the whole cock at a high speed. Her ass also looks good peeking from the bottom of her dress. They don't skrimp on this segment.

Cunnilingus: She is on the counter while he pushes aside her panties and licks her junk. There is a little ass licking but the main focus remains with the vagina. This isn't one of those token twenty second carpet lickings either, which is a good sign.

Reverse Cowgirl: Her pussy hair is trimmed into a cute little triangle. They go from zero to pussy pounding in about fifteen seconds, then slow it down. She is putting in a very good performance thus far.

Doggie: The pounding continues in doggie. This is a position where you see just how much fat a woman has on her and Ashley is nice and trim. The scene ends abruptly with a cumshot on her ass.

Ashley: 7.5/10

Scene: 8.5/10

SCENE 2:Tawny Roberts & Monica Mayhem

Tawny comes home from work to find her roomate Monica and her boyfriend groping in the kitchen. It isn't long before the inevitable threesome ensues. Tawny is a young and very hot blonde with fake boobies. She looks like an eighteen to twenty two year old chick you might meet at a club on ecstacy. If this ever happens to you it is your sworn duty as a man to attempt to sex her. Especially if she has more drugs and a girlfriend. This would also require that you don't live at home with your mom and eat fish sticks all day while watching the Golden Girls. Women like Tawny tend to frown on this sort of behavior. Sorry, back to the review. Monica is a less attractive but far more buxom blonde. She looks like the not so intelligent woman who you could probably get to have sex in the car, hopefully hers, thereby bypassing any possible incidents with your mother, fish sticks or the Golden Girls.

Cunnilingus: Tawny sits on the kitchen counter and has her ass and pussy licked by the guy while Monica helps her with her clothes. Monica is also magically topless. Monica vibrates Tawny's clit with her fingers while dude bro fingers her. Then Monica licks her clit as he fingers her ass.

BJ: Tawny starts off while Monica licks his balls. Both women are on the floor. Monica takes her turn before they each take a side and lick all along his penis until they reach the tip and kiss over his penis. They switch back and forth a bunch. There are some good deepthroats and Tawny looks great in the wider shots.

Cunnilingus & Standing Doggie: Tawny eats out Monica while getting taxed. Monica is up on the counter. Tawny has one leg up on the counter and her leg and ass look amazing. The wide shot is the best but it is not long enough, too many close ups.

Missionary: Now Monica gets fucked on the counter top. Her pussy lips are crazy. Tawny isn't doing much. This segment is a bit short but that is O.K. since it is not as good as the last one.

Standing Doggie Anal: Tawny gets it in the ass here but there are too many close ups on the ass and the face. The longer shots should be of the whole picture, including penetration. I don't think the anal is really adding anything, especially due to the shot selection. The scene ends with him cumming on her ass while Monica holds her cheeks spread.

Tawny:9.5/10

Monica:7.5/10

Scene:7.5/10

SCENE 3: Tawny Roberts

We are treated to more of the show where we see another staged fight, this time a bit better. There is a decent tackle. Then Tawny is dining with her boss, he offers her a raise for sex but she says she wants to find her brother. They bone down.

Cunnilingus: This is the first sex scene of the movie that takes place on a bed. Tawny is laying spread eagle while he sucks on her pussy lips. This guy has a large tongue. He slaps her ass and thighs a few times. He has the ability to do two things at once, finger and lick or finger and rub, this seems to be a rarity among porn guys.

BJ:When a woman looks at you while giving you head you begin to love her. Remember this ladies, eye contact is important. Tawny knows this, the director should have too but this segment doesn't last long.

Cowgirl: She squats over him and lets her vagina work it's magic. He rubs her clit here as well. I don't know how she can squat on a bed in high heels but she does it magnificently. Then she drops to her knees and we see some close up action from behind.

Missionary: Her legs are spread wide in the air. There are a few insertion shots. Then he lifts her legs and fucks her. This is followed by him putting a few in her mouth while leaning forward over her. The best part is when he sits up and she has one leg on the bed and the other straight up in the air, head thrown back. Then he leans forward again and stretches that leg back, still straight. The scene ends with him jacking off kneeling over her face while she licks his balls. He cums on her mouth and she sucks him off.

Tawny:9.5/10

Scene:9/10

SCENE 4: Amber Michaels

This scene takes place in a hotel room between two long lost lovers, reunited by the show, now blowing off the show. Amber is an older woman with a very athletic physique. She looks like she hits the weights. She has large fake breasts.

BJ: This one starts off fast with a hard and wet blowjob. She moans while sucking in a manner that makes you wonder if she is having a conversation with his dick. This BJ has everything you might want, deepthroating and slobber strings included. Not too shabby a length either.

Cunnilingus: She has a pierced clit and a scorpion tattoo. He licks her pussy stud while fingering her. Then he fingers her hard and she goes wild. He gets two fingers and some thumb into her snatch.

Doggie: This is hard fucking right from the get go. Her booty is flapping like crazy. This is a long segment oh yeah.

Cowgirl: She holds her ass cheeks apart while she fucks him. The action continues to be hard and fast. Then she squats on his manhood and works him over even more. She then sucks his cock until he cums in her mouth. No swallow but still hot.

Amber:7/10

Scene:8.5/10

SCENE 5: Layla Jade

This scene takes place on the set of the sleaze show, in fold out yard chairs. Layla is a very trashy looking woman, but not in the same way as Ashley, with huge fake boobs that are starting to sag. In certain positions she looks hot, in certain others she doesn't. She is probably the least attractive woman in the film. The scene is short and it goes to anal too quickly.

Handjob: The scene starts with the guy fingering Laylas pussy as she strokes his dick.

BJ: Then it jumps into a BJ. There is a lot of hand work here and she doesn't even go past the tip until more than halfway through the segment. This is odd because he has a smaller penis than most of the other porn penises I've seen. She does deepthroat a little later however.

Reverse Cowgirl: She leans back and bounces with some help from him. Her tits look good here. Then she straightens up and bounces some more, this is all good but short.

Doggie Anal: The scene goes into anal very quickly and she takes him to the balls immediately. There are some insertion shots and she rubs her pussy throughout. Her pussy looks loose here. This scene ends with another abrupt cumshot to the ass.

Layla:6.5/10

Scene:5/10

SCENE 6: T.J.Hart

This scene consists entirely of a BJ given to the show host in order to get on the show. T.J. is a big breasted blonde. She has an average face with a scar or something on her lip. She does a little lap dance tease with her athletic body. Then she pulls her dress down under her tits and starts sucking.

BJ:The guy is soft at the beginning of the scene. Any woman that starts giving you head before you even have a chance to get hard is a keeper. She gives great head, alternating between slow deepthroats and fast head. The only thing missing is the eye contact. Ladies remember:Eye Contact + Quick to BJ = Love. She uses her hands more at the end until he double pumps all over the place.

T.J.:5.5/10

Scene:4.5/10

SCENE 7: Tawny Roberts

The final scene has Tawny paired with another co-worker who helped her contact her brother. This guy says he doesn't want sex as payment and that he did it as a friend so she jumps all over him and does him anyway. Dumblonde's review notes that this guy actually smiles, and I think this is the first time I've seen a man smile in porn this close to sex. Nice looking out Dumblonde.

Cunnilingus: She lays back on the couch and he licks her clit slowly. The man breath sound effect is a bit loud for my tastes. Tawny gets her ass tongue cleaned and there may even be some tongue to ass insertion.

BJ: We see hi cock being sucked in the reflection of the table. He puts his hand on her neck and dictates the pace for a while. I don't think she can take the whole package but she tries and you can see when his dick hits the back of her throat.

Reverse Cowgirl:She is actually standing, using his chest for support. She fucks him hard, slowing to grind a little before hitting it hard again. Then she lays back on him for a few seconds.

Doggie: The sound is a little off at the beginning. There are some insertion shots, then they continue to fuck hard. He leans her forward over the arm of the couch and slows it a little. They end with an awe inspiring cumshot all over her chestand all the way down her stomach. He just pulls out and busts a nut immediately, no muss, no fuss, all mess. This is how you giz when you haven't cum six times already that day.

Tawny:9.5/10

Scene:8/10

EXTRAS:

Bios: There are very lame bios for Tawny, Monica, and T.J. They are like lame photo galleries.

Photo Gallery: The photos are from the film and are good enough. You can't skip through them though, you have to fast forward.

Previews: There are three previews for Booby Trap, which looks O.K., Cap'n Mongos Porno Playhouse, which looks O.K. as well but more interesting, and The Sopornos, which looks good.

Internet: This is the standard VCA website add.

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