Sister Wives XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/20/2011

B. Skow's SISTER WIVES XXX (2011, Vivid) is a parody of the Discovery Channel reality show about a guy with three wives that marries a fourth. A perfectly cast Evan Stone plays Kody Brown, who takes time to fuck each wife, marry and honeymoon with the new wife then suck and fuck the whole lot in an orgy finale. Writer David Stanley loads up the in-between time with satirical jabs at the situation for a 2 hour 17 minute DVD that could be the start of a series to rival some of the TABOO films from the classic porn era. More on that later. Wide screen. No condoms.

Kody arrives home and walks upstairs where he enters the room of wife #2, Janelle, and says "honey, I'm home." (Evan Stone and plus sized SAMANTHA 38G climb on top of one another in this bedroom setting. Straight sex positions are solid but the highlight of this scene is when she drops to her knees for a hand job/ blowjob featuring her massive mounds shaking and quaking. Mish leads to a cumshot dropped on the mounds of a kneeling Sam---!! 1/2)

Kody arrives at the home of his new fiancee Robyn with her cut-out kids. (Evan sits on the couch while INDIA SUMMER strips naked then masturbates next to him. Nice spread leg fingering---!!!) Well, no sex for these two until there wedding night.

It's moving day and Robyn's sad because her cut-out kids are put into foster care. Meanwhile, Kody takes wife #1, Meri, to a hotel. (The more the merrier as Evan sucks and fucks another plus-sized gal, LISA SPARXXX. Red faced and flushed Lisa looks great rolling around in the sack with Evan in some straight sex positions then takes a cumshot on her belly. Nice natural titty bounce a plus---!!!)

Kody's there for wife #3, Christine, when she delivers a bouncing baby...doll to add to their already huge brood of kids. Robyn complains about giving up her cut-out kids for "an insane polygamist cult" then Meri and Janelle moon her.
(Meanwhile, ALIYSA MOORE climbs into the sack with Evan to sit on his face and delver a hand job that turns into 69 then a reverse cowgirl ride that goes on too long, as does the doggy ride. Best bit is Aliysa's blowjob hand/job while she fingers herself, which leads to twat sucking, mishing and a cumshot that lands on her sternum and drips down---!! 1/2)

The sister wives warm up to the new fiancee at a cake testing around the kitchen table. The big day arrives and the sister wives are getting dressed. A few of the kids (NATASHA NICE and a dude in a cool teaser) want to suck and fuck but bio Dad is having none of it. At the wedding, "hidden camera" action captures the sister wives stripping Robyn out of her wedding dress inside an outdoor gazebo. (The sister wives suck and paw at the lovely India Summer that introduces the honeymoon scene---!!! 1/2)

Kody leads Robyn inside. (Evan starts out fingering and ass sucking his new bride, India, which leads to a kiss and a hand job on her knees then a hand job/blowjob with India upright and one knee in the bed. She wears sexy spiked sandals for some straight sex positions that lead to a terrific pile driver with India plucking her pussy lips with her finger. Evan gets in on the action as he lands on the side of the bed so that India can grind in a wonderful cowgirl ride. Back in the bed, India has one leg in the air for mish that leads to legs spread mish and a cumshot on her tummy. Terrific stuff---!!!!)

Kody leaves to take a dump and all four sister wives get busy with each other. (Duos switch as pawing and pussy play alternate until Evan returns to mish Aliysa, while Samantha fingers her and the other duo play with one another. An upright blowjob leads to Evan doggy fucking Lisa in the couch then side fucking Samantha on the floor while the trio masturbates. More group cock sucking leads to India climbing on for reverse cowgirl and side saddle reverse cowgirl that leads to a group facial followed by a group burp---!!! 1/2)

Special Features include a 36 minute BTS and two bonus scenes from CURVACEOUS 2 (Katie Cox and Alex Gonz in a kitchen scene---!! 1/2 plus Sierra Skye and Mick Blue in an oversized black leather loveseat) that amount to 2 hours. In the place of bonus scenes, why not a special director's cut of SISTER WIVES with a running time of 90 minutes? The first three sex scenes should be considerably shorter than Kody and Robyn's honeymoon tryst that leaves the orgy as the big finish, which is fitting, and in this case, typical of classic porn film finales.

Other Special Features include a 5 minute photo gallery, 4 previews and Vivid extras that are already on the front end of this disc. That's another gripe.

So, B. Skow's SISTER WIVES XXX (2011, Vivid) has taken its time to introduce all the sister wives in their own suck and fuck scenes that are too long. Robyn's encounter with her new hubby Kody is just about right and the sister wives orgy makes a fitting coda to the action.

So what's left? There are a bunch of kids supposedly living in this house and that's where a character modeled after Junior from TABOO 2 could really make writing a sequel to SISTER WIVES XXX a blast. Good luck with your assignment. SISTER WIVES XXX (2011, Vivid) is my favorite new release from 2011 and lands a
!!! 1/2 outta !!!!!