Sirious Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  3/23/2015

That's Siri getting SIRIOUS (2014, Popporn Productions) on the DVD cover with a rather unflattering legs spread pose as Siri opens her pussy lips. Not sure why the folks at Popporn did not go with a more glamorous shot but maybe they wanted porn consumers out there to think Siri is a really hard core porn star. Safe to say, she does enough hard core stuff in this 99 minute wide screen DVD with only a slide show for extras. No condoms.

Brief black and white titles with a blue tint bookend the four scenes: a POV blow job, a guy/girl encounter, a girl/girl encounter and a guy/guy/girl three way finale.

POV blowjob---SIRI w/Dane Cross

On a Persian rug with a couch on its border, Siri drops to her knees for this POV blowjob that features terrific titty play. Shots of Siri deep throating actually detract because too many times the top of her head creeps into frame. These shots reveal the roots of her natural brunette hair coupled with an over abundance of copper hair care product, which is my only complaint as to how Siri is presented in this DVD.

Guy/girl encounter---SIRI w/Dane Cross

Siri shakes those wonderful H-cup titties then Dane joins her in a bedroom area for a series of straight sex positions with breaks for brief blow job interludes. Cum shot on her titties for the finale.

Girl/girl encounter---SIRI w/Remy La Croix

The duo land on the couch seen to the right of the frame in that POV scene. Remy's hair has more of a natural look so Siri's hair makes her appear a bit too dolled up. The two seem to enjoy the pussy play that features brief dildo thrusting courtesy of Remy.

Guy/guy/girl three-way---SIRI w/Tommy Pistol and Derrick Pierce

Wearing sexy fish nets and golden high top heels with black laces, Siri poses that beautiful bod upon a leather rise where she is joined by Tommy and Derrick for a series of straight sex positions with a cock thrusted down her throat at the same time. This scene has some choking to give it hard core cred bit it really wasn't necessary. Siri drops from the leather riser to her knees to take both cocks in mouth and hand with one load coating her boobs and the other shooting across her face into her hair then painting her tongue.

Give director Nate Liquor credit for capturing Siri in these classier interior environs and delivering a fine looking overall DVD that also has the cool credits on both ends. The only thing lacking is some sort of bonus scene or some BTS material to keep pace with what the better companies in the industry are doing.

So, let's give SIRIOUS a totally serious rating of !!! 1/2 outta !!!!! with the hope that there are improvements to any follow-up edition.