Sinderella & Me Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/29/2011

Written and directed by Nica Noelle, SINDERELLA & ME (2010, Sweet Sinner-Canada) stars the lovely Allie Haze as Sinderella. For some reason, writer/director Nica strays from her main character in favor of sex scenes with Sinderella's step mother and step sisters. So, instead of a solid 90 minute XXX updating of the Cinderella fairy tale, Nica delivers a bloated 145 minute porn flick.

With dirt smudged on their faces, hard working Sinderella and Wolf (Wolf Hudson) sit on the bed and chitchat as Sinderella plays with her pet rat and dreams of a better life. Wolf decides to help Sinderella so that she can go to a ball given by a billionaire, Manuel, (Manuel Ferrara) who hopes to find a wife but doesn't want to "mingle with the common folk" anymore than he has to.

The step sisters catch Sinderella wearing one of their dresses; Wolf admits to stealing the garment but the sisters make Sinderella watch as they partake in a three-way with Wolf. Sinderella watches for awhile then disappears. (I guess this sex scene bored her, too; Wolf rolls around in the bed with a skinny sister and a hairy sister, neither being especially wicked in the sack. Condom alert for this scene only---! 1/2)

Sinderella's rat turns into a bbw Fairy Godmother, who gives her the keys to a vehicle; Sinderella's repeating "of all the hot chicks in town, I'll be the one in the sexiest gown" lands her a beautiful white dress.

She kind of makes a grand entrance at the ball where Manuel takes her outside then to a bedroom to see if Sinderella can satisfy him. (Manuel and Allie perform in a solid straight sex scene that's hampered by choking that really seems out of place here. Allie's super sexy in white heels and pearls---!!!)

She bolts at midnight, leaves a high heel behind, then Manuel soon comes sniffing around for her. He must fuck her step mom, an old flame, who otherwise won't give him access to Sinderella. (Manuel and Darla Crane suck and fuck in a different bedroom setting without the choking---!! !/2)

After Manuel finds Sinderella, the story soon strays from the original fairy tale as Sinderella ends up back in the arms of Wolf. (Allie and Wolf perform in an okay sex scene that takes up the final 25 minutes of this DVD---!! 1/2)

Writer Nica Noelle has some fun with the classic fairy tale and that's fine; the problem with SINDERELLA & ME is that director Nica Noelle seems too concerned with including 4 sex scenes that follow the Sweet Sinner "real lovemaking, real orgasms" bit. Two of these sex scenes (the step sisters and Wolf, the step mother and Manuel) take away from Sinderella's plight and would make excellent bonus scenes that should be especially welcomed on these Sweet Sinner discs with nearly nada on the special features front.

So, SINDERELLA & ME (2010, Sweet Sinner) gets !! 1/2 outta !!!!! Maybe in the future, Nica will trim these overly long sex scenes that pad the length of the feature and include them elsewhere on the DVD.