She's Asstastic Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  10/30/2010

SHE'S ASSTASTIC (2010, New Sensations) is a 2-disc compilation with a nearly 6 hour running time. Cover sleeve girl, Amy Ried performs in the opening scene that's the only all-new scene then those that follow are taken from other DVDs. Each disc is loaded with extras including trailers, parody trailers, web trailers, photo gallery and the most important extra being a Pick Your Pleasure function. Performers and DVD title are identified before each scene and in the closing credits.

---Disc 1---

SHE'S ASSTASTIC---Amy Ried & Michael Stefano suck and fuck on a white couch. Amy's sexy glittery sandals are a plus as she takes an anal pounding in a number of positions that lead to a cream pie finale to this 26 minute opening scene.

THERE'S A GREAT BIG PENIS IN MY BUTT---Aletta Ocean shows up at Anthony Rosano's doorstep and gets that dick shoved up her ass. Aletta looks great as long as she stays in her sexy green dress. She and her overstuffed fake boobs get naked for some anal positions and a facial finisher.

NICE ASS!--- Leggy Simony Diamond and Ian Scott fuck in a red chair then on the floor where too much anal gaping occurs. Show us more of Simony's legs and less of her ass hole's insides. Strange set with silver photo stuff also detracts.

MY XXX SECRETARY #3---Brandi Edwards takes an anal pounding from Alex Gonz in a chair beside a stairway. An extended anal mishing is a plus but Brandi's fake boobs are a distraction.

FRESH OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL #8---Wow, Madison Parker looks like a pint-sized Teri Hatcher and that's a good thing. She wears her school girl outfit while she suck and fucks her teacher, Anthony Rosano, who also gets a foot job for his trouble. The action shifts from position to position with pussy and anal fucking with each shift that concludes with a load dropped on her ass. It's a !!!! scene and the best thing on this disc.

POUND THE ROUND #3---Mike Adriano pounds Aliz's incredibly round ass but Aliz's really stupid ball cap that's on backwards detracts from her energetic performance.

---Disc 2---

MILF FANTASY POV---The odd opening moments of this 45 minute scene show Adriana Deville decorating her peeled banana in a kitchen. In a blue jean dress, she plays with her small titties and terrific ass then takes an anal pounding from Mike Adriano with breaks for blow job moments that lead to creampie foolishness and a facial finisher. It's all way too long but Adriana has a future in blow job DVDs; she looks super in that kneeling position with the POV camera perfectly capturing her cute face.

RAW PASSION---Loona Lux and Michael Stefano suck and fuck near a spiral staircase. Loona shines when she administers her half of a 69 from an upright position. She takes a pounding while holding onto the banister then the duo embrace and walk at the same time over to a day bed where Loona takes more anal pounding.

ASHLYNN & FRIENDS---In this brief but wonderful 16 minute scene, a pale Rebeca Linares lands in bed with Jordan Ash and takes an anal pounding almost all the time. The shorter length really works here and it's the best scene on this disc.

THERE'S A GREAT BIG PENIS IN MY BUTT!---Mark Ashley's dick in Diamond Kitty's butt hits its peak during a reverse-cowgirl anal workout. On her knees for a titty fuck, Kitty then administers a double hand job until Mark drops his load on her titties and in her face.

THE WHORE WITHIN ME---Teacher Bobbi Starr dons fetish wear that includes her nipples covered by pieces of black tape. She takes an anal pounding from her fellow cellar dweller, Christian, as the action moves from a comfy chair to a table top in this shadowy, grungier final scene to this compilation.

So, SHE'S ASSTASTIC (2010, New Sensations) is a fine 2-disc compilation that has plenty of ass-fucking but with 11 scenes that go on way too long especially that 45 minute saga. I'd rather see three of those swift, action-packed 15 or 16 minute scenes like that one with Rebeca Linares. As is, these scenes mostly ramble along at the usual gonzo scene paces so SHE'S ASSTASTIC receives a final rating of !! 1/2 outa !!!!!