Seymore Butts' A Christmas Orgy Review

Reviewed by Gene888  on  1/2/2005

First off, this was my first Seymore Butts dvd. And boy was I impressed! WOW!!!! I've always been a Buttman fan but have never bothered to pickup a Seymore Butts dvd for one reason or another. Till last week! And am I ever happy I did! :)

I won't give you a scene by scene detailed run down (for that refer to Astro's review). But instead I will simply list what I think are the PROS and the CONS of this dvd.

PROS:

1. NO CONDOMS!! YESSSSS!!! I realize from a performer's point of view condoms are the way to go for safety sake. But, as a consumer, having the guys wear condoms just takes me right out of the dvd watching experience. Just as a half-assed mechanical zombie-like performance would from a porn chick. She could have the body of a godess but if she simply laid there "limp" while getting fucked...waiting for the scene to be done so that she may pickup her paycheck...then FUGETABUTTIT!!

All the guys on this dvd (Marcus, Tyce and Paul) do their boinking sans protection. Whether this was Seymore's idea or if they were given permission from the ladies I thank you all!

2. ALISHA KLASS. WOW!!!! What a performer!!

I've been watching porn for roughly 25 years. From the days when films actually had actual stories that made sense, high production values, and when you could tell the women were actually enjoying what they were doing (which isn't to say companies aren't producing works of simular quality today...it's just VERY VERY RARE!). Or so that was the impression I got. Was it an act? Hard to say. But I'd say their performances were a lot more believeable than the vast majority of what we've been seeing for the past 15 years. Most porn chicks come off as "robots". Which isn't to say there weren't exceptions along the way (e.g. Tera Patrick, Keisha, Janine Lindemulder...etc.). Of course!! :)

But Alisha takes it to a whole new level IMHO! Her screams and moans seem to come from waaaaaaaay down deep inside her gut. The woman REALLY projects! At the end of "scene 1" (sitting on a Sybian and giving BJ's to the 3 lucky men) she is teary eyed! Extremely hard to fake if you ask me...if not impossible. You see how much she's REALLY enjoying herself all over her face. Something Seymore manages to convey as he zooms in and focuses on her contorted facial muscles and in her body language. It's details like this that has set this dvd apart from the crowd and to make this a classic. And makes Alisha stand out from the other XXX starlets.

Another detail that further elevates this dvd above most others is when Alisha Klass first begins to mount Tyce in RCG position for some anal action. Just as his dick is beginning to slide into her ass she lets out an obvious "YELP" and grimaces in delight! You can see it all over her face! She REACTS! Most of the time when porn chicks (in dvds other than Seymore Butt's) start to get penetrated in the ass they never react. If the camera didn't show the dick entering you'd never have guessed.

Alexandra Nice "reacted" when she was as well in this dvd when being penetrated for the first time. "NICE" touch people!

Other details include the fact that Seymore doesn't make the girls get cleaned up during the shoot. He just lets them sweat and shows this to the viewer. You see sweat rolling down the back of one of the girls at some point. On their face, chest...etc. I think seeing HOT women sweat is sexy. :)

You also see saliva on Alisha's face from sucking cock. Her hair out of place...etc. In other words, she look the way normal people REALLY do look like after having some rigorous sex.

You also see tits bobbing when the women are getting hammered from below or when in the missionary position. Balls slapping against the gorgeous round asses of the starlets.

All these seemingly small details add up to help set this dvd apart from others I've seen (from other companies) to date.

CONS:

There really aren't wasn't anything "Wrong" with this dvd production. Just things I personally would have liked to have seen...

...in the first scene, when Alisha is sitting on the Sybian, you never see what the Sybian is doing to her up close. Is it in her ass or in her pussy? The camera is always focused on her face as she's giving the guys head (deep throating them btw). It would have been nice if Seymore walked around behind Alisha and got a close-up of her privates and the dildo portion of the Sybian wiggling/vibrating around inside her.

...what happened to the $shots?? Would have been nice to have seen all the women get facials. Thick sloppy facials! Or maybe see the guys shoot their wads into the girl's gaping assholes or mouths. Luckily you did see the guys cum at some point.

...Alisha while very beautful would have looked even better with a tan.

...girls could have gotten fully nakkid. I prefer seeing porn chicks and my woman totally nude when having sex. With out a stitch of clothing.

As I said, these CONS were just items I personally would have liked to have seen. Not that the lack of them took away from this EXCELLENT dvd at all. Perhaps Seymore might see my post and work this into the sequel which is being worked on according to www.teamtushy.com. :)

AUDIO/VIDEO QUALITY:

Video was spotless! Not sure what kind of cam Seymore was using but the picture quality was crystal clear and he had good lighting throughout. If only other gonzo (and other genres) dvds were as good.

Audio was good as well. Not exceptional but no noticeable problems.

MENU:

I thought it was well layed out. Simple and to the point.

EXTRAS:

Had 5 trailers for 5 Seymore Butts dvds. NICE!

Would have been even better if it included a "Behind the Scenes" featurette. Or some "bloopers" scenes, "Interviews"...etc.

A little weak in this department.

CONCLUSION:

BUY THIS DVD!!! If you haven't already. You won't be sorry!! Now which Seymore Butts dvd should I buy as my 2nd? Hmmmmm...Mission to Uranus or Slippin' in Through the Outdoor with Taylor Hayes? Hmmmm....