Sexy Bitch Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  1/8/2009

Brad Armstrong's SEXY BITCH (2008, Wicked Pictures) showcases the carnal talents of Mikayla Mendez, who looks terrific on the DVD sleeve. Armstrong enlists the capable camera talent of Francois Clouzot and a great cast of ladies and gentlemen in support of Mikayla's first starring feature.

Mikayala is in every scene of this 1 hour 34 minute feature and yea, she looks sexy, but she's not much of a bitch. Mikayla and her playmates share no dialog but the scenes are slickly produced for mostly maximum effect via HD, 5.1 Surround and Dolby Digital.

Mikayla Mendez (MM) is a beautiful, boxum, black haired gal with big brown eyes and a rather large heart tattoo on the lower left side of her neck, which is curiously absent from the DVD sleeve art. She brings great enough gusto to all of her straight sex performances; so if you like Mikayala, you'll be happy to have this disc.

Armstrong puts MM through a series of sexual situations in environments created on set with brick walls as a part of the background in a couple scenes. Carmella Bing and Tory Lane appear in separate scenes and add their anal sex talents to the mix. Condom use throughout except for Scene 5.

The opening credits for SEXY BITCH does a fine job of identifying the performers before the feature.

Scene 1---MM and MM.

MM plays a dual role as photographer and her subject. As the subject, a long haired MM wears a sexy dress and poses for MM shooting pix. As the photographer, a braided and capped MM wears long pants and a sexy vest. Big Band music introduces this scene then the music shifts into a more modern pop sound as each woman faces the other, partially undresses, caressese herself, then plays with her own pussy. The subject, the movie star MM, plunges the other end of a cigarette/cigarette holder into her twat near the finale. There's a neat digital effect that allows one MM on one side of the frame and the other MM on the other side of the frame in this solid 9 or 10 minute sexy scene---!!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

Scene 2---MM & Danny Mountain

MM is bathing in an old tub bathed in a blue light from yonder window. Danny stands in a doorway then heads to the the side of the tub to share blue-light caresses with MM. Danny steps with one foot into the tub for a blow job and the fun begins. MM clutches the back side of the tub for some upright doggie fucking, but the best position occurs when the two face each with both their hands holding onto one side of the tub so that Danny can fuck MM with her leg in the air. The two end up beside the tub on the floor for reverse cowgirl as Danny's head is propped up by the side of the tub. Then, the popshot is a blue light special. A solid 16 minute scene with maybe a bit too much blue light effects. !!! outa !!!!!

Scene 3---MM & Jenaveve Jolie & Marco Banderas

A barber shop with a barber's chair, some clunky furniture, a brick wall and a wall clock is the setting for the next scene as a duo of long dark haired lovelies with nice boobs (MM and Jeneveve) sharpen their straight edged razors before taking turns giving the lucky Marco a shave. The girls kiss, then their hands drop down into his drawers and the fun begins. This straight sex scene is at its best when the action stays in the barber's chair. Both ladies look incredibly beautiful and Jeneve takes the mish-pounding in the chair before both ladies drop down for the pop shot finale of this 20 minute scene. !!! outa !!!!!

Scene 4---MM & Alektra Blue & Tori Lane & Tanya James

The fabulous ladies dress in sexy black and white garb for this roaring 20s scene that's set in a pool room with that brickwall and multiple wall clocks background.

It's a well-shot lesbian sequence with a short haired and hatless Tori Lane receiving some dildo thrusts up her ass. The other girls play it safe, wear their hats, play with their twats, play with the other twats until the quartette ends up on the pool table. Tanya James is the only blonde and Elektra Blue looks great with long dark hair flowing out from under her hat. MM takes the back end of a pool cue in her pussy for the finale of this 17 minute g/g/g/g scene---!!! outa !!!!!

Scene 5---MM & Randy Spears & Barrett Blade & Barry Scott

An overhead spotlight shines down on a trio of well-dressed masked men that surround the beautiful MM clad in an aqua dress while holding an aqua blue mask of her own. The camera perfectly catches MM's dress dropping to her feet and revealing that fine sexy figure. She drops to her knees for a spirited triple blow job that ends with pop shots from the otherwise dressed and masked men. After the trio of cumshots, the camera lifts up from MM playing with her boobs past a masked face and into the light, which cuts to MM lying across her dress on the floor with the three masks beside her. A simple scene, that according to the BTS, made MM nervous prior to shooting. Her energy and the simplicity of the set-up make this spot-lit 10 minute scene shine---!!!! ota !!!!!

Scene 6---MM & Carmella Bing & Niko

A strange scene with Niko as some sort of Moroccan warrior teamed with MM and Carmella wearing what looks like belly dancing outfits. The trio stay upon a Persian rug and pillows for the duration of the scene.

After sharing the warriors prick, the ladies belly dancing attire comes off and the women take turns humping Niko. The scene alternates between Carmella's anal sex positions and MM's straight sex positions, then ends with Niko mish-fucking MM with her leg in air and her head nestled in Carmella's chest behind her. The two take the pop shot for the finale of this weak Middle Eastern inspired scene---!! 1/2 outa !!!!!

The main menu allows you to access the trailer for Sexy Bitch with its "Mikayla Mendez is one sexy bitch."

Extras include an MM bonus scene from CHOP SHOP CHICAs with our gal looking fine wearing a blue bandana some jeans, a top and sexy blue boots as she and Tommy Gunn do their thing around a vehicle in a garage. The highlight is a few moments of titty fucking early on in this 10 minute scene---!!! outa !!!!!

An 18 minute Behind the Scenes feature has Brad Armstrong talking about the reason for making the disc, the girls getting in a few words and some footage showing some moments of the scenes shot with a different camera.

There's a 3 minute photo gallery and short trailers for Brad Armstrong stuff like Fallen, Coming Home, Bad Girls, Manhunters, Chop Shop Chicas and Hot Chocolate. Also a 3 minute Wicked Promo and the usual phone sex stuff listed as More Adult Fun.

After listening to Brad Armstrong in the BTS feature, I figure that he had accomplshed what he set out to accomplish with SEXY BITCH. It's a solid visual display of the straight-sex talents of the beautiful Mikayala Mendez; I only wish that he had incorporated some spoken dialog, at least, something safe like MM doing some narration and/or verbal teasing---Final rating for SEXY BITCH, a sexxxy, but not bitttchy !!! outa !!!!!