Seduction Of a Surfer Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/6/2005

In the pre-condom days it was William Higgins that supplied us with the best American twink videos. Now that Higgins has moved to Prague and the big boys, it’s Kevin Clarke who is the American twink meister. SEDUCTION OF A SURFER is his latest.

In listening to the director’s audio commentary one learns that this is based on a true story. But it’s a true story that has its conclusion in this film. Cameron Slater, the star of the film, apparently lost his girl friend when she went away to college. So Cameron now has second thoughts about being in one of Clarke’s videos and getting it on with a guy. Cameron—who we see on the cover—is cute. There’s no other word for it. He defines the word cute. The film has a bit of a prologue with Cameron surfing (yes, they do surf on the east coast). He then decides to go up to his girlfriend’s college and catches her kissing another boy. Cameron then heads off to the Big Apple. Atop the Empire State Building, he looks through one of the viewers and spies two cuties making out somewhere in the city. (If one could really see sights like this from one of those viewers it’d become the city’s main attraction.) This takes us to our first sex scene.

The two lovers Cameron spies are R J Tyler and Matt James Wilson. R J is a sexy slender handsome natural blond of nineteen. His partner Matt is not only good-looking, but—as we shall see—a sexual dynamo and is very well endowed. Both of these guys may be in their first film, but they are no novices when it comes to sucking dick. They give as good as they get. When Matt sits down on R J’s cock, he really goes for a ride. The way that boy moves his butt—not only up and down on R J’s cock, but back and forth—makes him one of the best bottoms I’ve seen. Matt obviously loves a cock up his ass. How R J can keep from shooting is beyond me. The fuck then is executed sidesaddle. R J’s balls are cherry red as his stiff member screws Matt’s ass. Both shoot marvelous loads. (Ah, youth!) In his commentary Clarke says he just lets his performers go at it. These two obviously didn’t need any direction. It's a scene that is only surpassed by Cameron’s deflowering in the final one.

Cameron is still looking though the viewer. (Wouldn’t you be?) This time he looks in on a rather unlikely pair. Elliot Noble is a very cute kid (a college student we are told) with dark curly hair. His partner is Aladdin, a street punk with a pierced lip and hair that has been bleached in part and stands up in several long spikes. It makes him look like a cross between a rooster and a porcupine. Elliot sucks his cock. And let me tell you—this kid knows how to suck a cock! I would have gone bananas in this scene if Elliot had been paired with a more attractive partner. Aladdin’s freakiness was a distraction. Both also leave their shirts on throughout the scene and Aladdin also leaves his socks on. (I hate it when guys fuck in socks—especially black ones!) Before the fucking however, Aladdin rubs his dick in Elliot’s bushy crack (Clarke leaves all his boys au naturel with very hairy pubes and assholes.) When Elliot requests a condom, Aladdin replies that he doesn’t need a condom for this and tries to stick one of his hair spikes in Elliot’s hole. When his condomed cock enters Elliot, the expression of bliss on Elliot’s face almost made me lose it. Aladdin leans forward to kiss him as they fuck in the missionary position. After the doggy fuck, he withdraws to deposit his load on Elliot’s back. Elliot doesn’t cum.

A masturbatory interlude follows which cuts away to show us that Cameron is thinking of guys now and not gals. It’s accompanied by a god-awful song. (That’s what mute buttons are for.)

Cameron now begins to imagine some of his friends having sex. The two in question are Jason Adams and Ian Maximillion. Jason is a shaggy dark haired youth that has gone wild with piercings. There’s even one in the small of his back. But none in his cock. Hmm? Ian is slender and has a nice dick. Theirs was the weakest scene in the film and it is not their fault. It really needed to be edited. The cocksucking seem to go and on for an eternity. Now there’s nothing like getting head for hours, but watching someone else get head for hours becomes rather tedious and—well, boring, after an eon or so. The lubing of Jason’s asshole is hot when it begins but when it goes on and on, it too becomes tiresome. The same is true with the fucking—when it FINALLY begins.

In the final scene Cameron meets his first guy. Now how he finds him is never revealed. Is he an old friend he called to meet him in the city? As Jason was reading a newspaper when the kid arrives, did he find him in the classifieds? Well, of course, Kevin Clarke just arranged for him to initiate Cameron into gay sex. Although Clarke names all the other participants in the commentary he doesn’t clearly identify this one. Since there's only one name in the credits that hasn’t been identified I assume this kid is Alan Phillips. (My real name is Sherlock Holmes.) Anyway, Alan—as I shall now call him—is the perfect choice to initiate anyone. He is slow and gentle. He begins by kissing Cameron’s naked chest, licking the nipples and belly. The expression on Cameron’s face is a mixture of uncertainty and fascination. Sort of like watching someone draw blood, or a snake swallow a mouse. (We really are watching Cameron’s first time having sex with a male according to the commentary.) When Alan removes Cameron’s trousers the cock is stiff in his boxers. Alan chews on it through the fabric. When Alan removes Cameron’s last vestige of clothing, Cameron’s hard cock is firm against his belly. Alan sucks on it for only a few seconds when Cameron pushes him away. It’s not that the kid has changed his mine about having gay sex. He’s cumming!

The camera shuts off while they clean Cameron up and then we find Alan back at it. Cameron’s cock is back in his mouth and he’s not just sucking the cock—he’s making love to it. He will in the course of things bring Cameron off three times! By then Cameron was relaxed and into it. The gentle way he lovingly stroked Alan’s head while getting blown was charming. What happens next was a bit surprising (apparently it surprised Kevin too). Cameron goes down on Alan. There was no hesitation, he just went down on Alan’s cock. For a first timer he did extremely well. Even for someone who’s often done it, he did extremely well. As a reward Alan lets Cameron fuck him, and with Alan lying on his belly Cameron gently inserts his dick into Alan’s ass. His thrusts are slow and gentle. The scene ends with Cameron kneeling beside the bed as Alan jacks off. Alan spurts a fair distance. Cameron plays in the spooge. This was a hot and enchanting scene. They never kiss, but I guess straight guys don’t.

Have we witnessed someone coming out, or simply a straight guy being curious? You be the judge.

Some judicious editing in the fourth scene, trimming the film by about ten minutes would have made the film better. Cameron, R J, Elliot, Matt, and Alan are real finds and one hopes Clarke will cast them in future productions. The first and final scenes are enough to recommend this one. They sizzle.