Scooby-Doo: A XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/22/2011

The Little Details

Running Time: 111 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Eddie Powell

Cast: Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, Lily LaBeau, Chad Alva, and Michael Vegas in sexual roles with Alyssa Branch, Ana Reed, Kara Finley, Kyleigh Ann, Evan Stone, Markey Mark, Nicodemus, Ralph Long, Rev Sand, and Will Lane in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This one seems so wrong and at the same time oh so right. I'm really looking forward to this one while also being scared as heck.

Initial Reaction: It's easily one of the best porn parodies of 2011, and my only regret with it is that I didn't watch it sooner.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a well done porn parody

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to actually see Scooby get a little loving

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. There's very nice care put into the presentation from the lighting to the crisp picture to the smooth camera work. This is a very solid looking and sounding release.

Music: The music works very well for the movie and is very well balanced with the rest of the audio.

Misleading Advertising: Although Evan Stone is listed in the middle of the male cast on the cover (second out of the three guys credited), he only has a non-sex role in the movie. Listing him there makes it appear that he has a sexual role in the movie and I can see plenty of people being disappointed and mislead because of it.

Watermark Warning: Although I don't know of anybody who likes watermarks, I can understand companies wanting to take some kind of action to protect themselves with how much piracy occurs in today's world. As I know some don't agree with this thought, I will note that there is a tasteful watermark that comes and goes in the lower right corner. It's subtle enough that it appeared and disappeared with me barley noticing it, but with how subtle it was I think I would have preferred it if would have remained constant throughout the movie.

Menus: The main menu is nicely done and works a little animation together with the boxcover still. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on either a title for the scene or the names of the stars in it.

The Feature

When Shaggy wakes up wondering why he smokes so much when he drinks (or is it why does he drink so much when he smokes?) he quickly finds a mystery on his hands as his good buddy Scooby-Doo is nowhere to be found. They set out to check out the house Shaggy was partying at where Scooby disappeared, not realizing there might be a real threat there.

While at a spooky Halloween party, Chad hooks up with hot dirty blonde Lily. They make their way to a bedroom where she happily sucks his cock and lets him fuck her face before laying her back and having her strip down so he can eat her pussy and fuck it missionary style. Lily sucks him clean before riding him reverse cowgirl style, and lets Chad fuck her face a little more before fucking her doggie style with a little pussy licking mixed in. They also spoon and fuck missionary style before Chad lets Lily have a decent facial finish.

This is a solid opening scene. Chad does a good job as Shaggy and Lily looks as hot as ever while also turning out a solid fuck. The action is nicely captured, and the entire scene fits into the overall story nicely. This is a well done scene.

When Bree reminds Michael that it's ovulation time, they get right to it in front of Chad and Bobbi. Bree gets down to suck Michael's cock and let him fuck her face before he licks and tongue fucks her pussy and asshole. Bree bends over to let Michael take her doggie style as she talks dirty to him and they finger her asshole. She rides him cowgirl style before they sixty nine and then move on with a reverse cowgirl ride for each of her holes. Michael continues to spear her shitpussy as Bree lays on her side and back before he cums on her face and in her mouth. Bree swallows the cum down so it goes to her tummy, since that's where babies go.

This is a darn hot scene. There's nice chemistry through the scene and Bree does a great job giving up all three of her holes as well as swallowing down Michael's load. Add in the humor about pregnancy and nicely done camera work and editing, and this comes out as another winner of a scene.

When alone with Chad hiding from a demon, Bobbi confesses her feelings for him as well as how she masturbated to his story about screwing Lily. After filling in the blacks on what Bobbi was doing and where during Chad's earlier story, they get back to the now where Bobbi's naked sans glasses, orange socks, and red shoes helping Chad out of his pants and marveling at his size. She sucks his cock before laying back to take it missionary style, and continues to mix in a little more oral action while riding him cowgirl style and letting him take her in doggie. They also spoon before going back to fucking missionary style with Chad pulling out to pop on Bobbi's stomach.

This is a darn hot two-part scene. I'll admit to being more than a little smitten at how hot Velma could be with Linda Cardellini playing her in the first live action Scooby-Doo movie, but Bobbi blows her away here. She's darn hot as well as darn funny, and combined with some nice camera work, editing, and chemistry with Chad, makes this a darn hot scene. This segment worked very well for me.

When Bree finds the others with demon in tow, Bobbi decides to distract the demon putting the movies on Bree. She kisses Bree, runs her hands around her, and starts stripping her down to play with her. Bree starts stripping Bobbi down to play with her in return before laying Bobbi back to lick and finger her pussy. Bree bends over to let Bobbi tongue her from behind before Bobbi tongues Bree's holes in return from behind as well as while Bree lays back. They also grind against each other before Bree licks Bobbi and they sixty-nine. Finally the girls close things with a kiss.

This is another winner of a scene. There's a nice balance between the girls as they work each other over, and the camera captures it nicely. Bobbi and Bree stay in character nicely and once again there's nice chemistry. This is another hot scene.

After eluding the monster, Bree and Michael hook up as Bobbi and Chad to. The girls help the guys out of their pants to suck and stroke them before Bree gets in the middle to suck Chad as Michael pumps her from behind and Bobbi works all around offering help orally. Chad breaks away to take Bobbi from behind and in missionary as Bree continues to take it missionary and then doggie style. The girls sixty-nine with Chad giving it to Bobbi missionary style as Michael gives it to Bree doggie style before they trade partners with the girls continuing to take it missionary and doggie style as well as in the cowgirls. Bree gives up the ass again laying on her side and back before girls suck the guys to a nice pair of facials along with a little cum play.

This is a great final scene. There's plenty of action all around and the cameras capture it very well. Both Bree and Bobbi continue to look great in their roles, and Bree continues to give up the ass very well. I was almost a bit disappointed that Bobbi didn't give up the ass along with Bree or that there wasn't a little cum swapping to close things out, but those were really minor complaints. This is a very good scene to close the movie with.

I doubt I'm alone in being a little scared going into Scooby-Doo: A XXX Porn Parody, but I also know that I'm going to have much of the same company in how impressed I was with this release. Quite simply, everything about this release works extremely well, right down to working around Scooby. Eddie Powell's direction is as solid as ever and the story seems like it could have been a lost script from one of the new live-action Scooby-Doo movies. I really love how they kept the budget down by making the movie about Scooby without him ever appearing in the movie, as I'm sure this was one of the biggest fears from anybody watching the movie. The cast does a great job in their roles, and play the characters to a Tee as well as turning out some darn hot sex. I love that things closed out with a Mystery, Inc. group scene, but more simply I loved how well everything about this movie merged porn with a classic cartoon that anybody who hasn't been living in a cave for the last forty years knows about. In all seriousness, the only thing that could have improved things here would be if they had updated the theme song. Scooby-Doo: A XXX Porn Parody is easily one of the best parodies of 2011.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for seventeen other New Sensations parodies. The photo gallery lasts just over three minutes. There's also cumshot recaps, a bonus scene, behind the scenes featurettes, and a Party Mode lasting a little over a half hour.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about twenty four minutes. After starting out with a full BTS montage, Chad talks about the story, Bobbi tells a joke, and Michael talks about Scooby-Doo. There's a little fun with Chad, Michael, and Lily before Ralph and another guy chat with Bree before she drops down to give Ralph some head. She shows off his load and swallows it down before letting everybody know that the rumors about her are true and chatting about superpowers, colors, Scooby-Doo, and what a nasty slut she is. Bobbi has a bit more fun chatting with the others joining in. Bobbi and Bree each get a few more words before Eddie Powell chats with Ralph. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette. You get some nice little action thanks to Bree as well as plenty of personality with the stars thanks to Ralph and a great personality behind the camera. This is a very nice addition to the overall package.

The outtakes last about seven minutes. You get plenty of flubbed lines and crack ups, but nothing for sexual bloopers. This is an amusing little featurette that does add a little to the overall package.

The bonus scene comes from Young as They Cum 21. Blonde goddess Bree starts out in a little peach lingerie letting her hands wander around herself as well as working on her peach with a pocket rocket and a magic wand. Erik watches her briefly from the doorway before moving in to eat and finger her pussy as she urges him on. Bree sucks his cock in return before Erik goes back to working on her orally on the counter as well as the bed. Erik starts fucking Bree missionary style before she gets on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. She hops off to give him a little more head before riding him cowgirl style, and Erik even mixes in a little more oral for her. He tongues her holes from behind before fucking her doggie style while fingering her chocolate starfish. They get in a little more cowgirl and doggie fucking before Erik lets Bree have a nice facial that she looks to thoroughly enjoy.

Not surprisingly with performers of this caliber, this is a great scene. Bree looks amazing to start and gets into her masturbation opening quite well. When Erik joins in the chemistry is there right away and it never leaves. There's great vocals and energy, and the scene never seems to slow down. This is a smoking hot scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, anal, cum eating, masturbation, lesbian, rimming (female > female), and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many New Sensations DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. This one's well worth the money as well as one of the best parodies of 2011. Pick it up!

Note to New Sensations: If you have major performers such as Evan Stone in the cast, please either list them as non-sex performers on the cover or go with the minor touches like “with Evan Stone...” after listing the sexual cast.

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