Roller Dollz Review

This is a first for me. In over 90 reviews on ADT, spanning some four years or so, I have never reviewed an adult feature. A couple have come close in recent times, namely the excellent Brianna Love Her Fine Sexy Self and The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience , but both these were light on plot and the sex was most definitely of the gonzo variety. So is Gof having a mid-life crisis, you may ask, has he found the woman of his dreams? Or is he tired of double penetrations and ass to mouth? Well none of the above is true, unless of course Bree Olson suddenly knocks on my door, but I did feel like a bit of a change and this joint production from Adam and Eve and Zero Tolerance seemed to be just the tonic. It also helps of course when the movie features the likes of Teagan, Courtney Cummz, and girls such as Ava Rose and the aforementioned Bree who I don’t get to see anymore since they left the gonzo circuit.

The plot of the film centres on a pair of competing female roller-derby teams, the Bitch N Moaners, including Bree Olson and Kayden Kross, and the Pin-Ups featuring the likes of Sunny Lane, Alektra Blue and Courtney Cummz, but in particular, the rivalry between Pyra Plastic (Bree) and Florence Fightingale (Sunny). The rivalry stretches out over eleven scenes and concludes with an orgy on a roller derby rink.

The movie opens with some serious roller derby action (I’m really not sure of the rules) and we see Prya receiving a cheap elbow to her pretty face from Pin Ups bitch, Sunny Lane. Following the match Ava and Camryn (I’m not sure if they were from rival teams) get it on in the shower, with Tommy Gunn as referee.

What often turns me on about two girls, one guy scenes is seeing two tongues working over the guy’s prick, and while there could have been more of that here, both girls do a decent job of sucking his prick, with Camryn going for a ride on Tommy’s face. Ava has one of the best asses in porn in my humble opinion and so it was great to see her bouncing in cowgirl before its Camryn’s turn to ride Tommy’s pole in reverse.

Tommy now fucks both girls in standing doggie, including some nice shots of both girl’s asses and bare feet, before its back to floor level for a hard spoon fucking of Ava, with great shots of her hot little body. Tommy eventually succumbs to the inevitable and drops his load on Ava’s landling strip.

Kayden and Bree go back to Bree’s place and its obvious that Bree is still smarting from the whack to the eye and the loss. What better way to get rid of the tension then than with a romp on the bed. I’m not really a fan of girl, girl scenes, but it helps when you fancy both girls, and I enjoyed the fact that there was lots of kissing in the scene and the toys only get introduced towards the end.

Alektra tells James Dean that there are only two things that turn her on, beating up girls and riding cock and right now she is in the mood for the latter. I haven’t seen much of Elektra, given that she is mainly on the feature circuit, but I love her body and her dark looks, and she has an intensity and facial expressions that remind me of Tory Lane.

Somehow, James isn’t instantly hard, but he is after Alektra has finished with her deep-throat oral work and then Alektra gets her wish as she rides on James’s cock in cowgirl, with great shots of her roller skates resting on James’s lap if you’re into that type of thing. Missionary follows, and then there is a standing spoon with great shots of Alektra’s long legs and beautiful face. Doggie now follows, and then my favourite position, as Elektra is pounded in a hot looking reverse-cowgirl with great floor shots of the action and shots of Alektra’s legs waving in the air. More oral from Elektra and then some more missionary before a swallowed facial to finish. This was a great scene from Elektra with plenty of fun and passion and good positions.

The coach informs the team that they have a new sponsor, ‘Duro Extend’, which is apparently a new male erection treatment. While the product should, ahem, stiffen the girl’s resolve, they have mixed emotions about it. We now see the girls training and then in a match against the Skool Ghouls, although because I haven’t a clue about the rules, I couldn’t tell you what went on. I do know however, that the girls won because they celebrate in the locker room with some champaigne, which leads to a bubbly three-way with Alektra, Courtney and Mia Presley. Courtney looks particularly hot during the three girl and if you like girl / girl scenes you should enjoy this encounter, and again there was plenty of kissing, although its not as good as the earlier scene with Bree and Kayden.

We now cut to Bree having a dream, although the action features Kayden Cross and Erik Everhard. Kayden is wearing a long, white silk dress and white roller skates and the action begins with Erik serving her snatch before ploughing her from behind in standing doggie, which affords us great views of Kayden’s legs and ass. Kayden now drops to her knees for some more doggie, this time working her hips to fuck Erik before they both fully undress and move into reverse-spoon so that Kayden’s ass becomes centre stage.

Kayden gives some decent head while lying on her back and then its onto an all too brief reverse-cowgirl, where it may be heresy to say it, but I thought Kayden looked a little like Jenna Jameson. Erik then slams in his meat in conventional spoon and there are some nice thudding noises as he bangs Kayden, before Kayden returns the favour with more head. Then its into the final straight with some missionary thrusting from Erik before he withdraws to provide a nice open-mouthed facial from Kayden.

This was another hot scene. Kayden looked amazing, and Erik brought his usual energy to the party.

The pin-ups are also in training, but their technique of choice seems to be beating the other girls up. Teagan is a little late for practice but that doesn’t stop her from putting out for boyfriend Erik Everhard just because the jammy so and so can’t wait for an hour. This is a really hot and intensive scene, with the added kink that Teagan keeps her skates and uniform on (including her knee pads) for much of the scene. Teagan looks better than ever, and Erik goes at her like a jack hammer. The scene consists of some intensive fucking in missionary and doggie before Teagan gets to work with her tongue. Teagan then removes her bra and hops on for some reverse-cowgirl action, including flying RC, but of course the skates stay on. No Teagan scene would be complete without a good look at her perfect ass, and thankfully we are not let down as there is some all too brief cowgirl action. The scene concludes with some missionary action, interspirced with some oral from Teagan, before this quickie ends in a facial.

The two teams square up on the coast road and Florence does a great job of talking tough and putting down poor Pyra. The teams go their separate ways and Florence comes up with a plan for winning the game at the weekend. She asks Penny Flame to take one for the team and fuck referee Rick, while Courtney takes some pictures.

In the end, Mickey doesn’t need much convincing, particularly when Penny drops to her knees to slurp his prick, and he even takes his own picture of Penny in action. Penny gives some sensuous head, before the pool table is put to good use as Penny is fucked in standing doggie. In fact, lovers of oral will really dig this scene as Penny gives some great head throughout the scene.

If you couldn’t get enough of Penny’s generous rump in standing doggie, then you will really enjoy the shots of her in cowgirl. Penny then spreads her legs wide for a seated missionary session, with Penny panting her encouragement. Doggie follows, with some nice shots of Penny’s pink heels, and of course that ass, before Rickey flips her over into reverse-cowgirl where he tells Penny that he could fuck her forever. It’s obviously so good that Mickey can hold on no longer and he cums just as Penny jumps off his prick, just in time for some post cum head.

Its back to another dream sequence now, as Bree dreams of Ava fucking Mr. Pete, although this time, Bree is part of the scene. Initially however, its just Ava and Pete fucking beginning with Ava squatting on Pete’s prick in cowgirl, complete with, the now compulsory, roller skates. The action then moves to doggie before Bree arrives for a brief face fucking and then a doggie pounding while Ava lies beneath her to service Pete’s cock. Its then back to Ava for some hot looking spoon and some missionary action. The highlight of the scene however is a reverse-cowgirl of Bree, wearing a pair of hot white heels by the way, bouncing on Pete’s prick before the scene concludes with more missionary for Ava and a swallowed facial for Bree.

The carnal conniving continues onto disc two, and we’re back at the pool table with ref Ricky where Courtney shows him the pictures and explains that they will find their way onto the league’s blog if he doesn’t play ball. Initially Ricky isn’t impressed so in order to seal the deal, or maybe just for the hell of it, Courtney puts out.

Somewhat surprisingly, Ricky isn’t instantly hard, but once Courtney has finished her spit, deep-throat and polish, he more than rises to the occasion. Courtney looks hot in reverse-cowgirl, particularly when she sits back so that Ricky can really bang her pussy. Its then onto missionary, with plenty of moaning and dirty talk from Courtney before the action switches to doggie. The cowgirl was enjoyable, with nice shots of Courtney’s bare feet, before my favourite position of the scene, a spoon, which really shows off Courtney’s body. Ricky then pounds away until he can take it no more and Courtney drops to her knees for an open-mouthed facial.

We finally discover why Pyra and Florence despise each other as Pyra returns home from practice early to find Florence fucking her man, Mick Blue. Realistically, for a porno, the scene is already in full swing, with Sunny Lane (Florence) being pounded in reverse-cowgirl by bad boy Mick. The action then moves smoothly into spoon, with nice full body shots of Florence, including the ubiquitous roller skates.

Thankfully, fans of oral are not forsaken as we are now treated to a hot sixty nine, with great shots of Sunny trying to work on Mick’s huge tool. Sunny’s infamous ass now takes centre stage as she climbs on for a lengthy cock hardening cowgirl ride followed by a hammering in doggie. Mick drops a nice load on Sunny’s tongue but he obviously can’t get enough of that ass as he resumes banging her in doggie. This is the queue for Pyra to flip out and kick both there asses out of there, but not before Florence makes a few snide remarks at her expense.

It’s the big day at last as the Bitch N’ Moaners square off against the Pin Ups. We have about ten minutes of roller derby action (I really must check out the rules) before the game descends into a brawl and then an orgy, with shock, horror, Pyra and Florence working together on referee, Eric Swiss, while Eva Angelina and Ava Rose double team Mickey Butters. All four eventually join each other for a general free for all, with the highlights being the spoon fucking of Bree and Eva and all the girls lining up for a doggie banging. The scene ends with some cum swapping and kissing just to prove that there are no hard feelings.

It transpires that both teams have been kicked out of the league, but no worries as Sunny’s camera crew managed to capture all the action and they are selling the rights to a cable company. Not only that but they want to make a sequel. The only proviso is that Florence and Pyra have to continue to hate each other.

EXTRAS

There are a veritable bucket load of bonus features on disc 2. There is an informative thirty minute ‘making of’’ featurette, that includes an interesting insight into the work of director, James Avalon and cameraman, ADTer, Mike Quasar. There are plenty of chats with the girls and I was impressed by how professional the whole set up was and how much work goes into such a production. There are a couple of bonus scenes taken from other Z|T and Adam and Eve Productions. The first is a hot girl, girl scene from Girlvana 3, starring Francesca Lee and Stephanie Swift and the second is a boy, girl scene from Lady Scarface starring Jerry and Carmen Luvana.

Also included are some bloopers, footage of the girls skating along the boardwalk, some informative interviews with the main stars (I didn’t know that Sunny Lane used to be a professional skater) and the usual photo gallery and trailers. One minor quibble is that the photo gallery didn’t have any softcore shots which makes life difficult for us reviewers.

Conclusion

Thanks to a combination of director, James Avalon and cameraman Mike Quasar, this feature delivers both an enjoyable script and some hot sex. The casting is spot on, with the likes of Suuny and Alektra having great fun playing the bitches while Bree and Kayden play the good guys.

All the girls, without exception, were hot, with special mention going to Alektra Blue, Teagan and Ava Rose’s butt. The sex scenes were also a pleasant surprise to someone who doesn’t watch features, including plenty of positions with great camerawork from Mike.

My only grumble with the film is that I would have liked to have seen Bree in a one on one scene and one or two anal scenes would have helped to spice things up. Having said that, this is a feature flick and is clearly not aimed at raincoaters, so you can’t expect things to be too hardcore.

In conclusion then, the perfect fusion of fun characters, great looking women and hot sex, which is particularly recommended for couples or just those who, like me, fancied a break from the hardcore gonzo scene.