Roller Dollz Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  10/8/2008

In a joint effort between Adam & Eve and Zero Tolerance, director James Avalon has conjured up a carnal tale of competing female roller-derby teams. Essentially, you have the Bitch N Moaners, (featuring the likes of the AVN award winning Bree Olson and Kayden Kross) and the Pin-Ups (featuring the likes of Sunny Lane, Alektra Blue and Courtney Cummz) and most especially, the rivalry between Pyra Plastic (Bree) and Florence Fightingale (Sunny). The result: sexual hi-jinks that span eleven scenes, with threesomes, girl-girl action and even an orgy in the middle of a roller-derby rink.

Ava Rose and Camryn Kiss

Following a roller derby match, Ava and her friend decide to have a little fun in the shower. They start playing around with each other until referee Tommy Gunn shows up to make it a threesome. Mr. Gunn is soon getting his wang worked over, first by Camryn's mouth, then by Ava's mouth. While Ava gobbles Tommy's tool, Ms. Kiss sits on the guy's face, but soon dismounts herself so Ava can ride the ref's rod. Ava does a commendable job of doing the up and down body squats before letting Camryn enjoy some cock-riding fun in reverse cowgirl. Camryn enjoys some fast paced fucking, but certainly doesn't mind Ava adding her tongue to the festivities. Even better, the ladies interlock one of each of their legs while enjoying a session of standing-doggie, with Tommy going from one love-hole to the next. (Bonus points for a creative position). There's even a bit of pussy-to-mouth (P2M) loving right before Ava gets her pussy prodded while on her side. At the end of the scene, Tommy pulls out and nuts all over Ava's patch of pubic hair.

Kayden Kross and Bree Olson

Still seething from her earlier game, Bree needs to vent. Of course, with Kayden Kross around (as well as some alcohol) venting becomes a bout of mutual sexual exploration. Kayden makes the first move, but once the girls on the bed, Bree gets aggressive, kissing Kayden and playing with her crotch. As expected, Kayden gets to ply her fingers and mouth to Bree's pussy, starting off with some slow licks and progressing to fast-fingering to get Bree worked up. Bree is happy to return the muff-diving and finger-banging favor. Then the sex toys come out, with the girls going back and forth until they are spent.

Alektra Blue

Back at Alektra's place, the slinky brunette tells James Deen how much she likes beating up the other girls and riding cock, and she's really up for some of the later stuff. So, their carnal connection starts off with them kissing, getting naked, and after ending up the couch, stroking each other private parts. Then Ms. Blue wraps her lips around James' cock, hungrily taking as much man-meat into her mouth as she can. Following her session of tonsil hockey, Alektra gets on top on James' pole, and starts riding him, still wearing her skates. (A few of the ladies do wear their skates during the sex scenes). Whenever Alektra isn't bouncing herself up and down on James' johnson, Mr. Deen is powerfully positioning his cock in and out Alektra's front hole. Alektra ends up on her back for a minute of missionary, as well as a minute of spoon-style fucking. Ms. Blue also gets face-fucked for a few (pitifully few) moments before getting plugged again in missionary. After that, Alektra indulges her love of cock-riding via some rapid-fire pounding in reverse cowgirl, and even tells James to nail her harder. (Ah, the stuff of porn fantasies...). There's more cocksucking after that, to include a good amount of deep-throating, followed by more missionary style boinking, leading up to an open-mouth facial.

Alektra Blue, Courtney Cummz and Mia Presley

After practice a few of the Pin-Ups want to celebrate...with each other. Alektra, Courtney and Mia are soon by themselves, but soon enough, they're engaged in a three-way lip-lock. Mia ends up on her back first, with Courtney sitting on Mia's face while Alektra licks Mia's pussy. The pussy workout continues with Courtney on her back so Mia and Alektra can take turns playing with Ms. Cummz's cooze. Mia seems to like getting attention, because she's soon on her back again, with Alektra doing a bit of face-sitting while Courtney licks and plays with Mia's love-hole.

Kayden Kross

Kayden becomes a boyfriend stealing tramp in one of Bree's nightmares. After the requisite making out, our couple peels off their clothing, and Erik ends up licking Kayden's pussy from behind. Naturally, Kayden is soon taking Erik's hard-on from behind as well, which includes a one-legged standing doggie position. Even better, Kayden bends over to touch her toes while Erik licks her, then its back to the regular doggie-style boffing. While Bree flails about in her dream, she watches Erik and Kayden making themselves comfortable on the couch via a fast-moving bit of scissors style screwing that gets Kayden practically on the edge of an orgasmic meltdown. Ms. Kross' pussy gets a slight reprieve when the lusty blonde blows Erik from below, but within due time, Erik is back to hammering Kayden, this time in reverse cowgirl, followed by more spoon-style humping. There's a another quick blow-job, followed by a bit of slow but steady missionary style plowing, which ends with Kayden's face getting glazed.

Teagan Presley

Back in the locker room, Pin-Up team member Teagan is gearing up for action, but her boyfriend (Erik Everhard again?) sneaks into the lockeroom for a quickie. Teagan's visitor soon has his face buried between the lovely blonde's legs, and after getting Teagan turned on, the guy whips out his cock and plunges it into Teagan on the bench. Ms. Presley slightly sways as she gets pumped from above, and then turns over to take some tube-steak from behind. The lusty lass gets it good as her paramour thrusts away and dishes out a few slaps to Teagan's ass as well as finger fucking her. Teagan finally gets to blow her significant other, lustfully taking the dude's dong all the way to the back her throat. (Good job, Teagan). Of course, Teagan is soon back to taking some man-hose, thanks to a well shot session of sitting reverse cowgirl. There's another blowjob (albeit a very quick one), followed by more cowgirl riding, and then more good old-fashioned flat-on-the-back missionary style pussy pounding that gets Teagan yelling and screaming. As expected, Teagan's passionate cries ends when her date fires a shot of spooge onto her pierced tongue.

Penny Flame

Penny shows that she's a team player when she seduces a referee (Mickey Butters) to ensure a Pin-Ups victory in an upcoming match. The fun begins when Penny makes her move while she and Courtney are playing pool with the guy, starting off with a blowjob. While Penny deftly moves her talented lips up and down Mick's prick, Courtney takes pictures with a camera, but soon takes off. With Mick suitably aroused, Penny bends over the pool table so Mick can lick, and then stick, her pussy from behind. The doggie-style boinking is soon interrupted by more knob-polishing, and then our happy humpers are in a bedroom, with Penny riding Mick's cock. Ms. Flame eventually turns over onto her back so Mick can pump her in missionary. (At this point, I've realized that Penny is more of a panting kind of pornstar rather than a screamer. But as they say, it's all good). Once again, Penny blows Mick, playing with the guy's balls as she sucks away. When Penny finishes with her oral efforts, the vaginal prodding continues with Penny on all fours, and then the fun changes to Penny on top of Mick in reverse cowgirl. Mick picks up the pace, pounding Penny's pussy harder and faster, until Penny strokes him off into her mouth.

Ava Rose and Bree Olson

Poor Bree is still having nightmares, and this time, it's Ava getting her man, Mr. Pete. Ava makes out with Mr. Pete, and is soon moving her mouth up and down Mr. Pete's pecker. There's a nice bit of face fucking, but that gives way to a nicely-done cowgirl ride, and I must admit, Ava's backside looks nice she moves her lower body up and down. Ava administers a quick round of blowing before returning to her riding, but that changes into a round of doggie-style drilling. Things get even better when Bree joins in, ravenously gorging herself on Mr. Pete's cock, and getting a decent face-fucking. The ladies then 69 each other while Mr. Pete hammers Bree's nookie from behind. The award-winning vixen then lies on her side with Mr. Pete continuing to boff her while Ava plays with Bree's titties. Thankfully, Bree hasn't forgotten about her friend, so she sits on Ava's face for several moments, then Ms. Rose gets speared in missionary while Bree provides some welcome oral support. After that, Mr. Pete becomes the recipient of a very watchable reverse cowgirl ride from Bree with Ms. Olson bouncing on Mr. Pete's shaft like a determined equestrian. As Mr. Pete rapidly pistons his peter in and out of Bree's box, Ava sits on his face. The lucky stud finishes things up by banging Ava in missionary.

Courtney Cummz

The second disc starts off with Mick the referee getting a visit from Courtney, who tells him about the pictures of him and Penny. Yet, he gets turned on by the extortion attempt, which in turn, gets Courtney horny. So, Ms. Cummz gets on her knees and blows Mr. Butters, adroitly working Mick's meat with her mouth and hands. Courtney follows up the blowjob by sitting her pretty little self on Mick's cock for a bit of reverse cowgirl, rubbing her muff as the two of them bump and thrust. Then it's Courtney's turn to get on her back for a minute of nicely done missionary. With that said, though, Courtney shines really well when she's getting subsequently banged in doggie style. Then it's back to cowgirl riding, with Ms. Cummz undulating and thrusting her hips with abandon. Then Courtney goes from on top to her side, and following her spoon-style boinking, the crooked referee sprays his spunk onto Courtney's mouth.

Sunny Lane

We finally learn why Pyra and Florence despise each other: Pyra comes home and catches Florence with her boyfriend (Mick Blue).(Hmmm, two guys named Mick in one flick. Go figure). Bree watches in shock as Sunny rides up and down Mick's pogo-stick in reverse cowgirl, egging Mick on. Mr. Blue happily complies, putting it to the voluptuous vamp hard and fast. The two fornicating friends then switch over to some spoon style boffing, which for some reason, results in getting Sunny crossed-eyed for a few moments. (Some girls might have their eyes roll back in the middle of sex, but no, Sunny does something just a smidgen different). There's also the necessary bit of missionary, followed by a commendable 69 session. After Sunny licks, sucks and strokes Mick's salami, Sunny mounts the guy again, for a bout of regular cowgirl. (Meanwhile, Bree continues to look on in anger and horror). With Sunny on top of him. Mr. Blue tears into Sunny's pussy likes there's no tomorrow, but still manages to take a break by licking and fingering Sunny's freshly fucked box. Mick re-enters Sunny's love-hole from behind, pounding her in doggie style until he pulls out and comes on and in her mouth. But wait, Sunny isn't done yet, because she wants more. But as the two of them resume their mattress dancing, Bree intervenes and throws them out. By the way, Bree looks so sexy when she's mad.

Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, Ava Rose and Sunny Lane

Speaking of mad, Bree is looking forward to payback with Sunny and her cohorts. But when the big showdown in the rink happens, and the tempers flare, how do the feisty ladies deal with all that energy? Simple, they have a mini-orgy right there on the roller derby track. Two of the referees (Mick Butters, who certainly gets around in this film, and Eric) get drawn into the festivities. Sunny Lane and Bree practically tackle Eric, unzip him, and take turns sucking his beefstick. Mick gets a similar treatment from two brunettes, Ava Rose and the red-hot Eva Angelina. (Yes, Eva is wearing her glasses). Meanwhile, Bree and strokes Eric's rod while Sunny sits on Eric's face, and over yonder, Eva is doing some fantastic cock-sucking and stroking on Mick. When Eva finishes her mouth-on-cock moves, Ava hops on Mick's wang and rides him in cowgirl while Eva sits on his face. Not to be outdone, Sunny rides Eric's schlong while the stud finger-fucks Bree. Then the camera shifts back to Eva and Ava taking turns blowing Mick, but soon enough, Ms. Angelina is riding Mick's stick in reverse cowgirl. While Eva works over Mick's cock with her pussy, Bree is giving Eric some head. Eva and Ava then 69 each other while Eric tags Ava's pussy from behind. Speaking of which, Bree also gets on her hands and knees for a round doggie-style humping.

Then the referees change their partners, with Mick pumping Bree in missionary while Eric tags Sunny from behind. Sunny's boinking doesn't last too long as Ms. Angelina wraps her mouth around Eric's wiener, and eventually bounces mightily up and down on Eric's boner, bucking up and down and back and forth in a phenomenal looking semi-prone reverse cowgirl. But don't worry, because Sunny and Ava take the time to 69 each other. All the while, Bree is enjoying her bit of action, which gets her screaming and her legs quivering, but she soon goes from being on the bottom to riding Mick in cowgirl. Off to the side, Sunny and Ava are locking their legs and lips together. Bree and Mick then change over into a scissors position while Eva does a bit of muff diving on Sunny. Nearby, Ava Rose gets boffed by Eric in doggie while licking Bree's bush. Not too far away, Mick pokes Ava and then Sunny, and at that point, the participants are switching around very quickly. Eventually, the ladies head over to a nearby bench, bend over, and get their pussies fulled with cock for the remainder of the scene. The guys soon fire off their loads, which the girls are happy to share with each other.

The DVD

With two discs, there are many things to enjoy. In terms of the technical aspects, the film quality was top-notch, and the settings were well-shot and creative. (Most especially Bree's dream sequences, and an honorable mention to the orgy scene). The box-cover is also an attention getter.

For those porn-fans who like DVD extras, here's a lengthy Behind the Scenes segment, a small bunch of bloopers (which is a good thing in my book), Boardwalk Practice, Interviews a Photo Gallery, Music Videos and Trailers. (Such as Eden, Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze, Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant and Interactive Sex with Bree Olson). Just to top it all off, there are a few bonus scenes thrown in, taken from other DVD's (such as a scene from Zero Tolerance's Girlvana 3 and a scene featuring the super-sexy Carmen Luvana from Adam & Eve's Lady Scarface.

Summary

President Woodrow Wilson once said "power consists in ones capacity to link his will with the purpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation." As a joint effort between Adam and Eve and Zero ToleranceRoller Dollz, is a great example of how cooperation leads to success. There is an undeniable element of vision and thoughtful execution that comes through in the movie. Of course, with a bevy of beautiful and sexually talented women, a light-hearted story, and some entertaining roller-derby action, I can't help but feel that in some way that Roller Dollz is an ode to the VCA movies made by the late Jim Holliday. (Given the numerous ladies in the movie, I think Jim would have found several "angels" among them). Speaking of beautiful women, I particularly liked Alektra's first scene, as well as the scenes with Bree, Penny, and Teagan. (I'd also say that this movie demonstrates Bree Olson's star quality quite well). Moreover, the orgy on the derby floor was an excellent idea and was, in my opinion, the perfect final sex scene for this flick. Now, I don't know how the movie will fare at the next AVN awards, but I believe that the people involved in Roller Dollz, and the movie itself, deserve a thumbs up.