Rocky XXX Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  11/12/2011

Will Ryder is the king of parody directors. He essentially began the craze that is dominating the porno scene lately but the difference being that Will stays true to the original with just enough hot sex to make it enjoyable. He has Anthony Rosano, who seems to play the male lead in 90% of parodies made, playing the Rocky Balboa roll with the gorgeous Andy San Dimas playing Adrian.

Andy San Dimas

The movie starts out with Rocky losing his locker at Mickey’s gym. The despondent fighter returns home to find a letter from Apollo Creed (Mr. Marcus) waiting for him. Seems Apollo is going to give him a shot at the title. Rocky isn’t sure about it until Adrian talks him into it. She believes in him, so much so that she’s going to make him feel like a champion tonight! They start making out and Rocky starts undressing her. He kisses her tits and her flat stomach and makes his way down to her pussy. Andy leaves her grey sweater, glasses and red stocking hat on, so it has the look and feel of the real thing. The scene ends after the pussy eating so we don’t get to see Rocky spread his seed!

Chastity Lynn

Back in Apollo’s office, he’s getting friendly with a ring girl and wants to get a “work out” in. Chastity drops to her knees and services his cock with lots of spit. Apollo fucks her face causing Chastity to gag a little. Chastity rides him in cowgirl and reverse before taking the black cock in doggie. Apollo unloads on her face, giving Chastity a cum mustache before the pretty blonde cleans him off.

Clubber Lang (Tyler Knight) is pissed because Apollo is ducking him. Apollo promises him a fight after he disposes of Balboa. After a training sequence that’s key to any Rocky film, it’s fight night. A brutal fight commences and it ends in a draw. They have a rematch 4 months later and Rocky takes a beating but prevails in the end! Rocky is interviewed in the gym and it’s interrupted by Clubber. He says some off-color things to Adrian and Rocky challenges Clubber to a fight. Mickey has a heart attack and is taken to a hospital.

Lily Labeau

Clubber is left behind with Lily Labeau. He wants to mark his territory in Rocky’s gym and lays Lily down on the desk. He does some muff-diving and then Lily services him. She’s on her knees taking his club deep down her throat. She maintains good eye contact and worships his black meat. She uses lots of spit to lube him up. Lily gets pounded in mish, cowgirl and doggie. Tyler releases a small load onto Lily’s tongue and Mickey’s desk and Lily licks it all up.

Andy San Dimas

With Mickey’s heart condition, he thinks it’s a good idea to bring in another trainer for Rocky. It’s Apollo! After another training montage, Rocky is alone with Adrian in their apartment. She has hair extensions this time and Rocky removes her glasses. Rocky goes down on her again before he feeds his cock to Adrian. She spits all over his dick and sucks it nicely before they move into a 69 position. Adrian gets drilled in cowgirl, mish, doggie and spoon. Rocky spreads his seed all over her face and tongue and Adrian does some clean-up.

Madison Ivy

Madison is a reporter who has a past relationship with Jack Lawrence. They are left alone in the gym and get horny. Jack sucks on her big tits before Madison releases his cock. She slurps all over his meat and deep throats him. Jack eats her out from behind and bones Madison in cowgirl, doggie and mish. Jack unleashes a torrent of cum all over her tits.

The feature ends as Rocky knocks out Clubber Lang in their title fight and all is right in the world!

SPECIAL FEATURES

There’s a 39 minute BTS split into 2 parts, a 26:37 “travelogue” with Will Ryder taking us into different sets discussing how the movie was made, almost 26 minutes on the music used on the DVD (which was very, very similar to the Bill Conti and Survivor music used in the originals), some trailers and a photo gallery.

SUMMARY

I thought this was a very, very good parody on a classic movie. This 2-hour feature encapsulates the first 3 movies in the Rocky series and they cover a lot of ground and cover it well. Anthony Rosano was exceptional in the role of Rocky and I liked the non-sex casting of Jack English as Mickey and Ron Jeremy as Paulie. The acting throughout this flick was very good. I like Andy San Dimas in the mousy role of Adrian and she sprouted as the sexy woman she is by the end of the flick. As for the sex, Andy and Madison were very hot and rode it hard. In full disclosure, I’m a huge fan of the original Rocky movies and I thought Will Ryder and the cast did a very, very good job with this one. Check it out!