River Patrol Review

Reviewed by joeblow69  on  10/16/2000

River Patrol starts out with Chris Parker canoeing down the river, looking for trespassers. He gets a little bored, and decides to take some time out for a some good ol' fashion masterbation. This is not one of your better ideas, especially when your boss is the very butch and very strict York Powers.

York catches Chris beating his salami on the job and decides to teach him a lesson. He throws Chris down on the ground and holds him there with his foot. He then proceeds to piss all over Chris's chest! This gets Chris so turned on, he lets go a turrent of piss himself! (I usually don't approve of watersports, but Chris was very naughty, and he deserved it!) York then pushes Chris around like a three dollar whore before forcing Chris to suck his dick. York slaps Chris upside the head many times with his engorged cock before cuming all over Chris's chest. Damn!

The two then head back to headquarters, so York can continue to teach Chris a lesson. They go at it outdoors in a really cool outdoor shower. The picture quality here is exceptionally good. I especially liked watching Chris's face when York slowly shoves his big cock up his ass. York's dick truly is a demon, and he puts it to good use here. To show that he can take it just as well as he can give it, York rolls over and lets Chris fuck him back. A great outdoor scene.

The lessons aren't over yet, though, as the 2 head inside for even more fucking next to the fireplace. There is alot of hot rimming and fingering here, as well as another great flip flop. Throughout this scene we are treated to an unknown hottie jacking off in the hottub outside.

Next up, a trespasser has been caught on River Patrol property, and must be dealt with. The poor trespasser is taken down to the celler where a very cute redhead works him over. Somehow during the session, the tables get turned, and the redhead ends up throwing his legs up in the air for the tresspasser.

There must be something in the water here, because we now jump to another river patrol worker jackin off on the job. This time, Chris Parker catches him, and jacks off on the slacker's chest. A short outdoor scene with 3 nice cum shots.

The slacker then heads back to work patroling the grounds. He soon stumbles across a couple of guys going at it in the tall grass (one has a nice prince albert!!). He separates the 2 guys, and forces the pierced guy to watch as he seduces his boyfriend. After a little while the peirced guy is invited back for a hot 3way. This scene ends with some really nice cum shots splattered over one of the guys chests.

The 3 then head back to headquarters for a little repeat of the action, in more comfortable surroundings. Lots of great stuff here, as well as my favorite line from the whole flick, "I don't care if you just came, you're going to get fucked anyway!" :)

I haven't watched this one in a while, and I forgot how great it really is. This was one of the first gay DVD's made, but it looks great. The outdoor scenes are truly gorgous. The only downside I can see are the DVD extras... just the standard lame slideshow and photos.

Highly recommended, especially if you like men who take charge!

click here for screenshots