R.E.M. Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/7/2003

Rapid Eye Movement (R.E.M.) occurs when we dream. This DVD provides us with four dreams that we could only wish were ours.

The first to dream is Carlos Marquez (He’s the hunky tattooed dude on the cover.) Judging from what he is wearing, I would say he is a waiter arriving home after a hard shift. He fixes himself a drink, collapses onto the sofa and falls asleep. In the dream he is again waiting tables. But this time he’s in the nude. He serves a rather snooty customer—nicely played by Dirk Lang. Dirk complains that his champagne is too cold. Carlos pours the champagne so that it trickles over his cock and into the glass. Then it’s time to serve Dirk the main course, which is Carlos himself. Wearing the type of bib one uses to eat lobster, Dirk eats out Carlos’ ass, sucks his dick, and fucks him. I knew from this scene that I was in for film that was loads of fun and very hot.

Scene two begins with Patrick Knight arriving home from work. As he is about to pull into the garage, he spies the attractive Sean Paris jogging by. Getting into bed beside his already sleeping lover, Patrick dreams of Sean in the shower. He imagines himself entering Sean’s apartment. He picks up the athlete’s sweaty clothes and sniffs them, and joins the handsome young stud in the shower. Patrick is not handsome but he has a nice dick and Sean makes the most of it. Patrick spits in Sean’s mouth (an activity I find out of place except in S & M to humiliate a slave). Sean jacks him off and Patrick licks his cum from Sean’s chest. So Sean cums on Patrick's chest and licks up his own cum. (Funny how that’s so much more appetizing than spit.) I always wake up when I cum in a dream, but Patrick’s dream goes on. They move to a bed where Patrick goes down on Sean’s delightful dick. Sean rims Patrick’s ass. Patrick fucks Sean, and kisses Sean’s feet as they are placed on his shoulders. Sean then fucks Patrick. Both cum again.

The next vision appears to be more a daydream than a sleeping one. Brock Webster is being shown a loft for rent. Josh O’Hara, a strawberry blond that is younger than most Titan stars, is showing him the empty space. Brock looks into Josh’s handsome face and we’re off. Josh sucks Brock and Brock sucks Josh. Josh has beautiful golden pubes highlighted with red. Brock jacks off onto the floor (he ‘s going to have to take the place now). Josh, however, jacks off onto Brock and then licks off his cum. It’s a plentiful spending and hangs from his chin. Brock helps push it into Josh’s mouth. Brock now eats out Josh’s ass and finger-fucks him. Josh has a go at Brock’s butt, too. But Brock soon turns his attention back to Josh’s pretty ass and skewers it. (I would like to see Josh in more films, paired with a more attractive partner than he has here. Still the sight of the big black cock going into those pale creamy buns is a dick-stiffener.) So what of this scene? Was this real or Memorex? Well it sure was hot, and that's what really maters.

But the weirdest dream is yet to cum—uh, come. Oscar Leon, who is certainly in the running for the hottest hunk at Titan, falls asleep while looking at a book of pictures of eerie buildings that look like Dracula’s castle. In his dream he is blindfolded and bound between two posts. Stark naked, of course! Andreas, his captor is wearing a Zorro mask and running a fencing foil over Oscar's naked body. The epee flicks at his nipples, and lifts his dick until it hardens. But the real weapon is between Andreas’ legs. It is a huge—and I mean HUGE—uncut monster. Oscar serves that dick. Falling on his knees to suck it and hanging from a trapeze bar for his fucking. Now, why can’t my dreams be like these?

Loads of extras are on the DVD: A Cumshot Review; a Music Image Gallery with stills from the film; a “Fluffing Featurette” in which we discover that the actors in the scenes fluff one another (Damn, another great job not to be had!); a Softcore Sequence with sexy Sean in the shower; Interviews with Josh and Carlos that can only increase their fans; and Photo Shoots of Carlos & Dirk- Patrick & Sean- Oscar & Andreas- Josh & Brock. (Brian Mills’s photo shoots are always a pleasure to watch.)

Clever, technically flawless, and highly erotic—R.E.M. is one of Titan’s best.