R.E.M. Review
Titan Media
Studio: Titan Media
Category: Gay
Starring: Patrick Knight, Sean Paris, Dirk Lang, Oscar Leon, Carlos Marquez, Josh O'hara, Brock Webster
Released on: 1/30/2003
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 1/29/2003
Director: Harold Creg and Brian Mills
Cast: Patrick Knight, Sean Paris, Carlos Marquez, Oscar Leon, Andreas, Brock Webster, Dirk Lang, Josh O’Hara
Story: No, this isn’t a porn about Michael Stipe (thank GOD). Instead, R.E.M is a stylish look into the subconscious of four hunky Titan men.
Scene One
Starring: Carlos Marquez, Dirk Lang
Carlos’ dream is up first, and it’s a doozy! Carlos has an incredible body, and what better way to show it off, then as a naked waiter at some posh, dimly lit restaurant. Dirk’s not nearly as buff as Carlos, but he’s got a great big dick (and an attitude to match). There’s some really clever camera work here, that makes it look like there’s 2 Dirks… one eating out Carlos’ ass, and the other stuffing his monster cock down Carlos’ throat. Finally, Carlos gives up his hole on top of a giant silver platter. Man, you just can’t beat seeing a big muscle bound stud like Carlos getting his ass filled with cock.
Scene Two
Starring: Patrick Knight, Sean Paris
Next up, Patrick Knight dreams about hunky Sean Paris, who he saw jogging earlier in the day. Sean looks just as gorgeous here as he did in Holler, and whoever came up with the idea of pairing him up with Patrick should get a friggin medal or something. Sean slurps down on Patrick’s cock for a while, then jerks a nice gooey load out of it, all over his chest. Sean’s first cumshot follows, which he lustfully licks off of Patrick’s hairy six-pack. Yum!
The remainder of the scene is pretty much the high point of the whole movie for me. I was ecstatic when I found out Sean would be bottoming in this scene. Believe me, this kid needs to get fucked more often. Then, as an added bonus, they flip-flop, and we get to see Patrick take it up the ass as well! Patrick has such a look of contentment on his face while he’s getting fucked! This is probably become my favorite scene with Patrick so far.
Scene Three
Starring: Brock Webster, Josh O’Hara
Scene three is a bit of a departure from the rest of the movie, as it doesn’t really seem to be anyone’s dream. Josh is a real-estate agent showing Brock some fabulous loft, when POOF… all of a sudden Brock is naked. At first I was a little concerned about this scene… the initial oral stuff didn’t really do much for me. But once Brock started shoving fingers up Josh’s cute little ass, I was sold. Let’s take a second out to talk about Brock’s cock, shall we? It’s one of those deliciously tapered dicks, that just gets thicker and thicker at the base. I always loved getting boned by tapered dicks, and Josh obviously agrees. It’s a great fuck, and a great scene.
Scene Four
Starring: Andreas, Oscar Leon
Studmeister Oscar Leon falls asleep while paging though some eerie photo album and ends up dreaming some kind of “fallen-angel” bondage type dream. Oscar finds himself blindfolded and tied up to some kind of rack while Andreas pokes and prods him with what looks like a fencing sword. Finally Oscar is let down from the rack and is able to service Andreas’ long, beautifully uncut cock. (Foreskin lovers take note: Andreas is seriously packin’ some major foreskin!) Andreas doesn’t give Oscar quite the fast-and-furious fuckjob I would have liked, but he sure gets the job done. I sure hope we get to see more of Oscar in the future… what a hunk!
Audio/Visual Quality
You have to give Titan props for consistently putting out high quality DVDs. The video and audio are both great! I should mention, though… there’s an annoying fuzzy “this-is-a-dream” border around all of scene 2. It really pissed me off when it first came on, but I was able to tune it out after a while. I’m not sure why that scene needed fuzziness when the others didn’t. Maybe the set of scene 2 wasn’t “dreamy” enough?
Extras
For a 1 DVD release, Titan sure packed a lot of extras into R.E.M. There aren’t any behind the scenes features, but there is a cumshot review, slideshow, some great extra footage in the Fluff Featurette, a softcore segment of Sean Paris taking a shower, interviews with Josh O’Hara and Carlos Marquez, and finally, photo shoots of all four scenes.
Final Word
R.E.M. is truly a great film. I had originally planned on docking the score by ½ a star, due to the incredibly annoying fuzzy frame around scene 2, but in the end, I just couldn’t do it. I really enjoyed all four scenes, which sure seems like a rarity these days. Highly recommended to just about anyone, but especially those who like to see hot, musclebound studs get fucked.
Running Time: 113 minutes
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Cast: Patrick Knight, Sean Paris, Carlos Marquez, Oscar Leon, Andreas, Brock Webster, Dirk Lang, Josh O’Hara
Story: No, this isn’t a porn about Michael Stipe (thank GOD). Instead, R.E.M is a stylish look into the subconscious of four hunky Titan men.
Scene One
Starring: Carlos Marquez, Dirk Lang
Carlos’ dream is up first, and it’s a doozy! Carlos has an incredible body, and what better way to show it off, then as a naked waiter at some posh, dimly lit restaurant. Dirk’s not nearly as buff as Carlos, but he’s got a great big dick (and an attitude to match). There’s some really clever camera work here, that makes it look like there’s 2 Dirks… one eating out Carlos’ ass, and the other stuffing his monster cock down Carlos’ throat. Finally, Carlos gives up his hole on top of a giant silver platter. Man, you just can’t beat seeing a big muscle bound stud like Carlos getting his ass filled with cock.
Scene Two
Starring: Patrick Knight, Sean Paris
Next up, Patrick Knight dreams about hunky Sean Paris, who he saw jogging earlier in the day. Sean looks just as gorgeous here as he did in Holler, and whoever came up with the idea of pairing him up with Patrick should get a friggin medal or something. Sean slurps down on Patrick’s cock for a while, then jerks a nice gooey load out of it, all over his chest. Sean’s first cumshot follows, which he lustfully licks off of Patrick’s hairy six-pack. Yum!
The remainder of the scene is pretty much the high point of the whole movie for me. I was ecstatic when I found out Sean would be bottoming in this scene. Believe me, this kid needs to get fucked more often. Then, as an added bonus, they flip-flop, and we get to see Patrick take it up the ass as well! Patrick has such a look of contentment on his face while he’s getting fucked! This is probably become my favorite scene with Patrick so far.
Scene Three
Starring: Brock Webster, Josh O’Hara
Scene three is a bit of a departure from the rest of the movie, as it doesn’t really seem to be anyone’s dream. Josh is a real-estate agent showing Brock some fabulous loft, when POOF… all of a sudden Brock is naked. At first I was a little concerned about this scene… the initial oral stuff didn’t really do much for me. But once Brock started shoving fingers up Josh’s cute little ass, I was sold. Let’s take a second out to talk about Brock’s cock, shall we? It’s one of those deliciously tapered dicks, that just gets thicker and thicker at the base. I always loved getting boned by tapered dicks, and Josh obviously agrees. It’s a great fuck, and a great scene.
Scene Four
Starring: Andreas, Oscar Leon
Studmeister Oscar Leon falls asleep while paging though some eerie photo album and ends up dreaming some kind of “fallen-angel” bondage type dream. Oscar finds himself blindfolded and tied up to some kind of rack while Andreas pokes and prods him with what looks like a fencing sword. Finally Oscar is let down from the rack and is able to service Andreas’ long, beautifully uncut cock. (Foreskin lovers take note: Andreas is seriously packin’ some major foreskin!) Andreas doesn’t give Oscar quite the fast-and-furious fuckjob I would have liked, but he sure gets the job done. I sure hope we get to see more of Oscar in the future… what a hunk!
Audio/Visual Quality
You have to give Titan props for consistently putting out high quality DVDs. The video and audio are both great! I should mention, though… there’s an annoying fuzzy “this-is-a-dream” border around all of scene 2. It really pissed me off when it first came on, but I was able to tune it out after a while. I’m not sure why that scene needed fuzziness when the others didn’t. Maybe the set of scene 2 wasn’t “dreamy” enough?
Extras
For a 1 DVD release, Titan sure packed a lot of extras into R.E.M. There aren’t any behind the scenes features, but there is a cumshot review, slideshow, some great extra footage in the Fluff Featurette, a softcore segment of Sean Paris taking a shower, interviews with Josh O’Hara and Carlos Marquez, and finally, photo shoots of all four scenes.
Final Word
R.E.M. is truly a great film. I had originally planned on docking the score by ½ a star, due to the incredibly annoying fuzzy frame around scene 2, but in the end, I just couldn’t do it. I really enjoyed all four scenes, which sure seems like a rarity these days. Highly recommended to just about anyone, but especially those who like to see hot, musclebound studs get fucked.
Running Time: 113 minutes
Send questions, and comments to: joeblow@joeblow69.com.
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