Registered Nurse Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/21/2007

Well fans time to check out a new one from Smash Pictures and it features a few sexy women who all have one thing in common. They're 'Registered Nurses' and you know in porn that involves curing all ailments with one thing, lots of hard fucking. Among the RN's to appreciate in this release you have Marie Luv, Annette Schwarz, Isabella Pacino, Trinity Post, and Gwen Diamond. Checking out the cover for this you have some very helpful info listed too so kudos to Smash for including this. You have the girls ID'd above their picture, you have the guy/guys listed and also if the scene has something special like a DP or anal listed so you have a good idea of what to expect going in. Let's hit a few highlights, I see the first patient coming in now! You also have the option from the main menu of watching the scenes in a wall to wall sexy format or with a little bit of storyline so pick your path.

Trinity Post with Chris Charming:

You begin with some black & white shots of this lovely woman and of course as it goes in porn and nurse outfits it's a bit skimpy and you'll see it better once the shot goes to color. The camera does a good job moving in and out on Trinity, I like it too that she wore glasses. The finger dipping inside her pussy was pretty hot and she seems to know a thing or two about the art of tease as evidenced here.

After getting us ready she goes in search of a patient, lol, and finds one in Chris Charming. They certainly aren't in a hospital room unless it's one of those swanky hospitals that only the rich can afford. Trinity crawls on top of Mr. Charming to discuss the treatment program, hehe. I see it involves some ass caressing and just a little bit of kissing to her belly and breasts. Trinity also works out his cock for a few jerks then she turns around into a 69 letting Chris dine on her pussy while she engulfs that huge German cock. I did like it a lot when she sits up, pussy still hovering over Chris and he's licking away, man I love to eat pussy like that! You have pretty solid lighting too for the scene which features good strong vag sex first in cowgirl and reverse before moving on to a little bit of anal fun with doggie highlighting this portion. Chris manages a good pop to Trinity's face and she has the glasses on too to catch a few drops. Not a bad starter to this disc.

Annette Schwarz with Rick Masters & Jenner:

We get underway again with some black and white footage of this lovely german fraulein. Her outfit is mostly white as opposed to Trinity's which was all black. Annette gives you some nice expressive glances while the camera shows her off. I think her butt is the most impressive area and performance wise you all know how aggressive this girl can get, if not then sit back and enjoy the ride.

She finds the two guys in a bad state with Rick enjoying some juice, namely alcohol so she takes that away and instead offers up her juices which are far better tasting!! She starts off with some knob polishing to Rick but they're soon in the classic shot of Annette kneeling between the two guys. The lighting on the trio is good while around them is a bit darker so no real complaints there. Annette is real aggressive with her blowjob as you see her and this isn't even her doing her utmost to pleasure the guys and it's still pretty hard edged. Lots of gagging is shot before they pulverize both holes and the best shots for me show off that ass but I also found myself seeing way to much of Jenner's ass in the shot. I know you get man ass in every scene but this time out it really seemed to stick with me a little to much. The best shot came when Jenner moved up just a bit to slip in Annette's ass doggiestyle and there you saw mostly her ass and it was looking very good. The guys also work in some dp action before we see spoon anal, some mish anal and finally more doggie fucking. Popwise you get Annette jerking off Rick until he pops upwards as she is hovering over the cock and Jenner then leaves his load and he's already popping as he pulls out so some misses the mark with Annette then cleaning up. She looked good here but again just for whatever reason the man ass shots really bothered me here.

Gwen Diamond with Lee Stone:

Well this next scene is a case where the nurse might need some medical attention after fucking this big cock! She starts off sitting in a medical chair with the legs up and spread wide so two good things right there. She's got some good fuck me eyes working too when the camera zooms in, oh yeah the tease is again in black & white for the most part. I like it much better when the color comes in, just lets everything blossom in so much detail and she's looking good in the red lace and the eyes even look more piercing here.

Gwen then goes on a short journey finding Lee bound to a wall by some chains. She lets the hands roam over his rugged body and finding no cuts and bruises she goes down to check on his cock, finding it too in working order! She guides Lee over to a bench to hop on while she works on his cock and the side view for the bj was pretty good here, again the lighting was solid on the performers and a bit darker on the outter edges. Gwen tries to get a bit more aggressive with her bj doing some no hands and gagging too. Sexwise you get Lee showing his skills getting out of the way opening Gwen up beautifully in a standing doggie, then it's on to mish where again she's opened up with Lee pretty much all the way to one side unlike the scene where you saw so much of Jenner's ass this one features a whole lot of Gwen so much more entertaining. Lee also shows off picking her up for a ride in cowgirl-- good floor shots of Miss Diamond's ass, then it's the more traditional version of cowgirl leading to reverse, mish and finally the pop to Gwen's face/ mouth. I liked this scene pretty good as you saw Lee letting Gwen shine during the fucking as he did a good job of opening her up and keeping himself as much to the side of the picture as possible, I liked that.

Isabella Pacino with James Deen:

This next cutie has been slowly rising up my radar screen the past month or so doing some strong scenes including some anal action. She's added the Pacino part to her last name recently I guess as she used to be just Isabella. You get some nice pussy dipping from Isabella here during the black & white shots. There was some good eye contact too but again it will look so much better in color so I was very happy when that came as we got more intense eye stares from this gorgeous woman. Ahh they're using Kylie's dungeon for the setting! Isabella comes downstairs to find her patient James Deen in that familiar cage lifted a couple feet off the ground.

She inspects James and quickly finds the problem, he's not hard enough down below so she starts working on that as James does a little mining of his own to her pussy. Her outfit I should point out is more like Gwens too with the white dominating with red trim. Isabella then decides it's time to do the treatment so in goes the cock and you see some fairly intense knob polishing from this delightful young girl. Check out the gagging, very good from Isabella but not so strong she nearly pukes which would have been instant wood killer for me. I like it very much when the girl seems into her "job" and from what I've been seeing before and here Isabella is such a girl. Nice eye contact to James too while engulfing his tool. Sexwise they work in some awkward vag through the bars of the cage, then it gets opened up and in goes Isabella for a ride in cowgirl and wow you get some real nice shots of her tush. James then gets out of the cage with cock still in her pussy, then she's placed back inside on her back for a strong pounding in mish. James does a solid pausing in mid-fuck to lick pussy and finger Isabella's ass and you guess right if you think anal followed. You get a good standing doggie anal with Isabella nicely opened up and after drilling that ass good James blasts his nutjuice all over it before going back for a few more strokes. Isabella dips a couple fingers back there for a taste before we fade out.

Marie Luv with Mark Davis:

This final scene begins like the others with some black & white footage of the girl and in this case Marie Luv who is easily one of the better performers today. Such a good work ethic and need I discuss how smoking hot this woman is and such a genuine love for cock too! The color shots then come and bam the white light behind Marie was so natural and almost blinding so the shots pulled back weren't as good for me while the closer shots focusing on Marie were pretty good. Marie does a splendid job showcasing her sexy bod and the eyes too were a big plus with her.

The patient for this gorgeous nurse is Mark Davis who walks in and gets comfortable waiting for his nurse. Marie checks his vitals and sees he's ok save for his urgent need for pussy and ass so Marie knows what needs to be done for this affliction. There is a little bit of snuggling done, kissing and finally Mark gets a few kisses to Miss Luv's breasts. The body is then fully revealed or at least her stomach/ breast area and even better still Mark moves down to that jiggly ass!! Oh hell yeah he gets the g-string off and it's ass munching time, this is another woman I'd have no problem with sitting on me for as long as she wanted-- how about you at home viewer!! Mark's been around the block a time or two so good pussy/ ass play using a combination of fingers and tongue. Marie is now fully ready to finish off this course of sexual therapy by doing some stellar dick sucking-- gagging/ deep throating top notch here and she uses quite a bit more spit than I saw any other girl do. Sexwise you see her done in a standing doggie-- liked the underneath shot we got here. Mark then pulls out to taste her freshly fucked pussy, then it's a close insertion shot for mish anal, then she stands up for a squat down on his cock and it looks like cowgirl anal as we're looking from Mark's angle and yeah it's a great angle too as that gorgeous ass snuggly hugs the cock. Reverse anal was a great capper and we end with Mark generating a nice load down upon her tits with some cleanup from Marie once he's done firing. A nice ending to this title, Marie is always worth watching in my book.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well this was a good title with the outfits being mostly in the tease and a little in the scene maybe but we get some very good fucking overall. A little to much man ass in the Annette 2 on 1 for my tastes, yours may differ. Effort wise all the girls were good, led by Trinity, Marie and Isabella I think. You have a positions menu listing just what you think would be there as well as the pops. In the bonus features menu you get some BTS, a stills photo gallery and finally some previews for other Smash releases. If you have a nurse fetish this is worth a rental for sure but that aspect didn't dominate the scene really once they started fucking it was pretty much balls to the wall which hey isn't to bad! All the girls do anal save for Gwen. The teases were fine but got much better for me once they hit the color portion.