Red Riding Hood XXX (Hardcore Parody) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/29/2011

Good Memorial Day weekend to porn fans. Wanted to say a few words on this Ashlynn Brooke directed title that puts a modern spin on the Red riding Hood story of which I'm not completely familiar beyond Grandma's house, a wolf, a Red Riding Hood herself. As we go to the story here Red, Lexi Belle, is shown walking just outside her house enjoying the scenery when she goes in to find her mom with a young man-- Red isn't pleased and leaves on her trek to see Grandma which will take her through the big bad forest. As she leaves we are left with Carolyn Reese who is hot with a great rack. Some solid fucking with reverse leading the way closing with a pop to her tits.

Returning to Red who is know well on her way to Grannies she's met by Juelz Ventura who to me gives the best overall performance in this show. It starts with the outfit, loved the skinny hat she had on and then you add in the dialogue which Juelz delivers well. You wonder who Juelz is in this story and turns out she's an assistant to the evil big bad wolf who is Anthony Rosano with messed up hair and wolf looking handlebar sideburns. He preys upon young virginal girls that stray into the forest and Juelz is here to help pave the way warning Red who runs off after the two chat. As she leaves Anthony comes up behind Juelz and the two have a little bit of forest fuck fun. Have to say the whole outfit suited Juelz too from the hat to the black lace dress but Anthony has fun working her out of it doing some good licking to her ass/ pussy from behind. Juelz returns the favor with some great gagging head before going back to fucking with cowgirl and reverse leading the way. Now shooting outside was a challenge and I see a few flies going about which distracted me for a few seconds. This scene ends with a pop shot across her ass.

Back to Red who decides to take a short rest on her trip to grannies, smelling the flowers and then using her stuffed bunny as a pillow, ahh how cute! But then she has a nightmare where the bad wolf wakes her and the two have some words, basically he wants to have her, he can smell the pureness all around her but Red is having none of this and she isn't as virginal as he thinks! The big bad wolf then threatens grandma which prompts Lexi to wake up from her dream and dash off in a frantic rush to get to her beloved grandmas. Speaking of grannie we then travel to her house where the lovely Juelz is shown walking up the stairs and knocking on the door. Magdalene St. Michaels lets her in and it doesn't take long as the foreboding music tells us before events are laid out. Juelz is here to let Grannie know she ran into Red in the forest and further that the Wolf wants her precious granddaughter so she's here to make sure this is allowed to happen. Grandma is tied up but is making to much noise so what can Juelz do to shut her up, why fuck of course!! This leads to a very nice g/g between the two with kissing starting it off and that was good. Moving on you have Juelz tasting grannies boobs before moving up allowing her to eat Juelz's pussy-- the face sitting was quite nice here and they shot it for more than just a minute. Magdalene also gets behind to lick the pussy/ ass of Juelz and this was a very good shot. Sadly no pussy eating from Juelz in the scene which would have been nice. They both use fingers on each other and do tribbing also- rubbing pussy on pussy in case you don't know what that is.

The big bad wolf then arrives finding the two girls cuddling in bed and while surprised he doesn't jump down Juelz's throat just telling them to get out of the way before Red arrives. Magdalene will go along with whatever the wolf wants to do so long as they don't tie her up again, gee talk about family love! So Anthony gets naked and in bed clapping his hands to turn off the lights, so Grannie had the clapper installed!! Red, aka Lexi, comes bounding into the house finding it quiet, eerily quiet and she goes in search of her beloved Grandma who basically just threw her under the bus! Arriving to the room she enters finding it pitch black. After a few words he uses the clap letting Red know just who is in the bed and it doesn't take long for the wolf to realize Lexi isn't so virginal after all. Now they get to the sex a little quick, could have used more oral on Lexi and she doesn't even suck his cock. Not to say the doggie action wasn't good and from that we get a 69 captured with Lexi finally getting to wrap her pretty lip around his cock while her pussy is up top smothering his face. Reverse and cowgirl then follow both showing off Lexi's hot body perfectly. A strong mish finish yields the load across those pretty boobs with Lexi giving cleanup.

You think that's the end of the story, well that would be a nope as we travel across the globe to England also set during the present day. We witness Kristina Rose coming into a room and she's wearing a similar style red outfit with the cape and shorts but she is quickly followed in by Danny Mountain who has dark eye makeup on and sideburns though not as long or fake as Anthony's were. So for whatever reason we get another Red scene tacked on but hey I'm good as it offers a chance to enjoy the talents of Kristina Rose. There is no denying the passion here, she's not trying to get away at all with the two falling onto the couch kissing and touching. Kristina works his cock out and is all over his long schlong. Kristina loses the shorts but keeps the cape on falling to her knees to continue the fine oral assault on Danny's cock. A good start to the sex with Kristina climbing on for a ride in cowgirl and she's lost the cape by this time. After a good long ride in cowgirl we get doggie and then reverse- this also shows off Kristina's facial reactions which are just so good and real plus there's P2M. More reverse and then spoon leading to the facial and cleanup from Kristina. This obviously doesn't tie into the story we watched for most of this show but I guess it shows you that the Red story can translate to anywhere on the globe. I like how in the credits that stroll afterwards Kristina is credited as Slutty Red-- pretty accurate!

Overall this was a good story with Juelz stealing the show early on with some good dialogue and the hot outfit/ hat and then her two sex scenes. Lexi Belle has the whole cute angle down perfectly so playing the virginal granddaughter that turns out to be not so pure was a good role for her and she does well but giving her only the one scene while letting Juelz have two was a little off for me. Kristina Rose is welcome on screen anytime so while her scene didn't have anything to do with the story as we watched up to that time it fit in with the whole Red theme so I enjoyed it. No real extras here which is to bad. I would have loved to see Ashlynn come on and explain why she wrote this and what she wanted to accomplish with this show. It was fun to watch, Anthony had fun with his role too. Carolyn Reese had a nice scene to open but wasn't really a part of the story beyond that. Get it for Juelz Ventura who shows some acting chops and further shows that she's a strong sexual performer too.