Red Riding Hood XXX (Hardcore Parody) Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  1/31/2011

Expectations: Heading in I’m blindly ignorantly optimistic. I’ve never heard of Triple X Parody as a company and if you don’t know the company it’s probably because their either new or aren’t very successful. Then there is there is the problem of trying to let pornstars act. When you’re lucky it ends without you wanting to claw out your eyes. When you’re really lucky it’s genuinely funny. On the other hand I love Kristina Rose and Lexi Belle. It’s hard to imagine that those two can’t save any film from mediocrity.

Scene One: Carolyn Reese
After getting into a brief tiff with her daughter Red Carolyn is ready to suck and fuck her way through a fairly average scene. She’s attractive enough but there is something in her energy that just doesn’t quite get it for me. I have to admit that part of my problem is that I like watching as women are undressed so having her magically in bra and panties kind of annoyed me

Scene Two: Juelz Ventura
When God made goth he must have had Juelz in mind, it’s too bad she’s n ot a slightly better actress cus she’s genuinely the just right level of creepy as she warns Red about the Big Bad Wolf just before she falls prey to the beast! Normally I’m not into heavily tattooed dames but it seems right here. Outdoor sex is always a mixed bag, you don’t get as many positions as you’d expected but the change of scenery is great. Juelz is energetic attractive and a spinner too boot. Good scene all around.

Scene Three: Juelz Ventura & Magadalene St. Micheals

We’ve already seen the lovely goth girl Juelz in her first scene and now we get Magadalene who honestly is damn hot for a GILF (Grandmother I’d Like to Fuck) and its’ a bit of a shame to waste her like this. If you’re into lesbian scenes maybe this is good or even fantastic, for me girl on girl is just never ending foreplay with little to no actual play. With the rimming this steps above most of it but ultimately it’s still just what it is, two girls with twenty minutes of foreplay and ultimately it does nothing for me.

Scene Four: Lexi Belle
There aren’t words for how unbelievably cute Lexi Belle is, she’s got that perfect look of a six. . .I mean innocent eighteen year old. (I personally find the idea of sexy innocent eighteen year old girls laughable.) Whe comes in looking for her Grandma but the wolf doesn’t have to hunt too hard cus Red knows what she wants. Sadly we miss out on undressing Lexi and instead she’s magically undressed and getting plowed from behind. There is plenty of pussy to mouth action as she shifts positions and it’s hard not to love watching the little pixie getting pounded.

Scene Five: Kristina Rose
This is really more of a bonus scene than anything else as Kristina Rose is modern day Red with a wolf of her own. Kristina as she always does brings her S game, I’d call it A but just like she’s an eleven on a one to ten scale on an A through F she’s an S for Super. The camera man could stand to find some angles where you can watch this goddess at work better and trust me it’s rare that you see a girl THIS happy to be sucking cock. The sex is again great, too bad she doesn’t keep her cape on for the entire scene cus I though it was sexy as hell.

Heading Out: Honestly the acting here is spot on and the just right touch of funny, sexy and drama and if Juelz were any better you’d have to ask why is she waisting her time on this instead of getting a real acting career. Actually everybody does their part in the acting making this a fun watch. Like a lot of couples porn this is low on the raincoater material. No anal, no gagging, no rough housing, almost no degrading language. Just good ole fashioned fucking and for what it’s worth it’s good. Damn good. For those of you who like to see a little hair there isn’t a clean shaven twat amongst the bunch which is refreshing actually. I prefer trimmed to shaven, I just think full on bush is gross. Still this is damned good movie and even if you like hardcore this might be worth the purchase just to have some fun porn.