Real Black Housewives of LA Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  8/17/2011

Director TB presents "the true life stories of 5 desperate housewives" in REAL BLACK HOUSEWIVES OF LA (2011, West Coast Productions) with reality television "star"
Bethany Benz gracing the DVD's cover. Each scene has a set-up that doesn't amount too much as the fellas show up, suck it, and fuck it and leave, thus leaving these cheating housewives behind to suck and fuck another day. The performers are fine but technical glitches and other problems get in the way and knock the overall rating of this DVD down a notch or two. It's wide screen running time is nearly 3 hours with all scenes being from 2010 except for, I assume, a cheerleader-turned-g/g/g thing from 2007. I'll introduce each scene review with the description that's on the back cover then comment.

"She is one bored horny super model, whose sexual appetite is eaten up by her husband's best friend."

BETHANY BENZ is the horny super model, who makes phone calls her to her guys while an argument with other housewives is intercut. Lex Steele eventually shows up for standard straight scene action but with one of his mid-scene pop shots in the mix. Bethany looks great as usual but dumb camera angles kill the action on the stairway then she turns in her typical performance once the duo land in bed. A weird sound mix also detracts especially during the Bethany phone calls---!! 1/2

"A loving and devoted wife during the day and a prostitute at night! Is it the money or her insatiable desire for cock?"

A gal bribes light skinned SERENA SINFUL so she must suck and fuck for cash. It's a three way on a red couch and red draperies with all this red not helping her pussy that seems a bit raw from shaving or something. Quite a few blow job/doggy position combos in this okay scene with low audio also detracting---!!

"A college football coach trusts his wife alone with his two star football players. She gets her ass hole worked over big time."

Small tittied TAE DASH takes on a couple of guys on and around a black leather couch and brown furniture piece. At the center of this scene is a few double penetration positions followed by the dudes taking turns fucking her in different positions plus an opened mouth then a closed mouth greet the cum shots. Wesley Pipes is one of the dudes but he mostly keeps his mouth shut; Tae is a real trooper in this scene that concludes with the coach arriving home just as his players are putting their drawers on---!!!

"Same old story...husband too busy too have sex! Not only does she cheat but she gives up her virgin ass."

Same old story is right! The good news is that the leggy and busty, light skinned and cute, DESIREE DIAMOND hooks up with Mr. Marcus in a solid scene that features anal sex positions on the couch before the cum shot. Better is the straight sex stuff on a pool table with Desiree's long legs often featured. As a matter of fact, this scene works best when wide shots allow those long legs to do their thing in frame. A few technical glitches but it's a solid scene with Serena in bitch mode to bookend the sex stuff---!!!

"Girlfriend got a secret she can't tell her husband! She is a lesbian...can husband convert her? Super dick to the rescue."

Yea, a three year old secret as cute and thin BELLA MORETTI hooks up with some cheerleader gal pals in an okay g/g/g three-way that appears to have been shot in 2007. The new scene is her straight sex encounter with Prince Yahshua that features some squirting. Nice twat sucking against an end wall leads to solid action on a beige couch that concludes with a cream pie. Bella seems into it as does Prince---!!!

Extras include an 11 minute BTS that includes bonus footage of all the female performers but Serena. Also 6 trailers and a photo gallery.

The best extra is a bonus scene with the lovely, busty SILKY, who gives a sensuous blow job in her scene from LOOKING 4 AZZ. The street sex poll on the front end is a bit weird then Silky lands on a couch for straight sex stuff and a facial to conclude---!!!

So, REAL BLACK HOUSEWIVES OF LA (2011, West Coast Productions) delivers with fine ladies and energetic performances in the last three scenes plus Silky's bonus scene helps but sound problems and other glitches keep this disc from getting a higher rating. Sound problems detract from the set-ups then the wrap-ups are generally disappointing on the whole. So, a !!! DVD becomes !! outta !!!!! for the final rating.