Protect Me From Love Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/18/2011

Running Time: 100 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Barrett Blade

Cast: Briana Blair, India Summer, Kortney Kane, Natalie Vegas, Barry Scott, Danny Wylde, Kris Slater, and Mick Blue in sexual roles with Eric Masterson, Wendy Divine, and others in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is nicely balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. There's a touch of softness that works well for the presentation as well as nicely done lighting and smooth camera work.

The Movie: Kris and Briana are madly in love, but her roommate Kortney is sure he's up to no good. When she overhears a few comments from Kris she's sure he's cheating on her when instead Kris is trying to find the perfect way to propose.

After kissing passionately outside in the bushes, brunette Kortney and Danny head up to her room to keep things moving. They continue to kiss while stripping each other down with Danny moving down to suck her tits and eat her shaved pussy. Kortney sucks his cock in return while mixing in some nice eyes before laying back to let Danny fuck her missionary style. They move on to spoon before Danny takes Kortney doggie style. Finally he pulls and and gives Kortney a very nice load on her tits.

When Kris isn't interested in a stripper that Barry has hired to come over for the bachelor party, Natalie isn't happy about being stood up. Barry gives her a little money and she gives him plenty of change starting out with stripping down, kissing him, and going to work sucking his cock and titty fucking him. Natalie rides him reverse cowgirl style before letting Barry spoon her. They also fuck doggie style before Barry dribbles a decent load into Natalie's mouth.

Kortney guides Briana to old flame Mick's house after a night out at the bar and convincing Briana that Kris is up to no good. It doesn't take long before Briana's titties are out and Mick's cock is in her mouth with her mixing in a little stroking and some nice eyes. Mick moves around to sixty-nine her before fucking her missionary style. Briana gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before letting him take her doggie style. Finally Mick pulls out and pops a nice load on Briana's ass.

After being told that Briana's back with her old boyfriend, Kris tries to make things right with India only to have her try to make things a little better for him. They kiss and help each other strip down with Kris working his way across India's tits and down to eat her pussy. India lays him back to repeatedly suck his cock into his throat and gives him a little stroking and ball action as well before riding him reverse cowgirl style. They finish up with a little side saddle and missionary work before Kris pops on her pussy.

After clearing things up and proposing in the rain, Kris and Briana head inside to get busy. He can't resist kissing his way around her tits as she strips down slowly and moves down to work her over orally. Briana happily sucks his cock in return before riding him cowgirl style, and then lays back to let him spoon her. Kris fucks her missionary style before finally giving her a nice load over her stomach and tits.

Protect Me From Love is a nice little adult comedy. It's far from original with a premise that's been overused in movies and television shows for decades, but still works pretty well due to Kris and Briana. There's nice chemistry between them and they're both more than likable in their roles with Briana constantly looking amazing yet still real. They're joined by a nice supporting cast that's just as generic in the story, but thankfully they do help to bring some pretty solid sex into the mix. The sex is nicely consistent with good chemistry in each scene and remains very couples friendly. The only real complaint I can have outside of how generic Protect Me From Love feels is the editing, as every sex position change had to be accompanied by a whooshing sound as it cut from position to position. This only made the generic feeling of the movie worse, as cutting from position to position rather than showing the position changes never works that well for me. Protect Me From Love easily makes it past the average mark, but due to how generic it feels it never comes close to greatness.

The Extras: Trailers are included for Protect Me From Love as well as six other Wicked Pictures releases. The photo gallery lasts about three minutes. There's also a bonus scene and commercials.

The bonus scene comes from Mesmerized. Alektra starts out sharing a kiss with Tommy and bottle blonde Briana in bed. Briana quickly ends up in the middle sucking Alektra's tits, playing with her pussy, and kissing her as Tommy tongues her pussy before the girls team up on him orally. Alektra slaps and tongues Briana's ass while watching her ride Tommy cowgirl style and mixes in a little oral for Tommy as well before laying back to let Briana ride her face as she's getting fucked missionary style. Tommy fucks his way between the girls as they lay next to each other for some missionary action before Alektra gets up to straddle Briana. Finally the girls share a nice facial finish and swap it back and forth before Alektra swallows it down.

This is a hot and fun group scene. There's great chemistry all around and a nice balance between the girls. I loved the cum swapping ending, which fit the attitude in the group great, and it moves at a nice pace. This is a very nice bonus scene.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: It's a nice little couples comedy that's worth a rental.

Note to Wicked Pictures: You're making some very nice couples features, but a little more effort towards the extras would be nice to see.

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